Dear Helpless Romantics,
I would not leave my loving, faithful, beautiful wife—with whom I have four wonderful children, mind you—for a woman who has refused to speak to me outside of work in ten years.
Likewise, I am not a mewling weakling without the man I once thought I would spend forever with.
Sincerely, Married and Doesn't Need A Man
Note: Two in a night because school tomorrow.