Dumb and Dumber

by yasha012

A series of short glimpses into the lives of Kagome, Sesshomaru, and their friends as they deal with Inuyasha and Kikyo's random dumb and dumber moments. Minor bashing of those two (in a humorous way). T to be safe.

26. Train Track

"Should I tie myself to a train track?"

Kagome stared. She was silent for a long moment before replying.

"What?"

"Should I tie myself to a train track," Kikyo repeated. "I want a boyfriend. Preferably a prince. He'll save me just before the train hits me. Princes do that, right?"

Kagome stared again.

"Right?"

"...Right..." Kagome finally managed to reply with a roll of her eyes. "A big, handsome prince with, with sparkling blue eyes, and... and... and shiny shoes and a pony."

Kikyo squealed with delight.

"Oh my gosh, I love shiny shoes!" Kikyo said. "I have to find a train!"

She ran out the front door, calling over her shoulder as she went.

"Tell Inuyasha he can eat the crayon cake without me!"

And Kagome stared.