You.. You deserve this.. For.. For being a Blue..?
Disclaimer: Rooster Teeth owns Red vs Blue, guys. You'd have to be Caboose to think we do.
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"Good thing this armor is butterfly-shit proof."
Uh.. Hmm. It would appear that the spider has come back. He's actually looking at you.. And, uh, he is more ninja than ever, and he doesn't have Delta anymore, but instead O'Malley.
"Die, you vile thing. I don't care, Narrator." She threw a dictionary at the spider's general direction. It hit him in the face.
"Hahaha! You fool! You fell for my clone!" O'Malley-spider hollered.
"Can you just shut up and die already?"
"OKAY," O'Malley said in a Caboose voice, dropping dead.
Yay! No weird storyline anymore!
"Ding dong, the witch is dead."
Ugh, you're covered in butterflies. Which, by the way, are now made of butter and are shaped like flies. Get it?
"Oh look, it's raining soapy water." True to her word, it began to rain soapy water, and nobody cared about the word repetition.
"I... I NEED A FUCKING CAMERA!" Church suddenly yelled, then realized he was magic and poofed one up, taking a video. Unfortunately, the soapy water made it malfunction immediately and explode in his hands. Good for him, he poofed up a soap-proof camera and filmed again.
"Fuck you, no." The camera exploded because water. Church poofed an everything-proof camera that couldn't explode. It caught on water-proof fire. Then again, it's everything-proof, so who cares? At this point, the camera simply ceased to work. Stop trying to film this, you stupid.
Aaaaa! Get out!
Hello, Narrator.
What. Are. You. Doing.
Deciding I also want speak without quotation marks or actions or anything of the sort.
You're just lazy, bitch.
I'm pretty sure only Tucker can hear us, if anyone can. Hellooo, Tucker?
"Wait, there's two now!?"
I'm Texas, you idiot.
"Wait.. What?"
She's Texas, you idiot. She's really lazy.
He heard me. Are you stupid? Shut up.
You shut up. No one likes you. Die in a hole.
You first, assface.
Yeah, not gonna happen.
Wazzzupsss?
Who are you? Silver?
Yes, and all these italics are getting confusing. I CALL BOLD ITALICS! You can be underline.
Probably because you're an idiot.
"No, it's beca- oops." Texas blinked. "Oooooops."
No more? You're lame.
"I figured out how and now I've forgotten. Shut up."
Just be underlineeeeeeee!
She's too much of a crazy idiot to understand. Don't even try.
I like bold.
That works, too.
Huh. You figured something out. I'm very surprised.
Die in a fire.
You first.
No you.
You!
Oh, no...
YOUUUUUUU!
YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU FIRSSSSST!
NOOOOO YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU FIIIIIRST!
You're a fucking bitch!
You're a crazy Butch Flowers who's sitting in a birch tree!
Fuck you, I misspelled bitch as Butch. You did it as Butch and birch.
..I stole that insult from earlier..
Yours truly! Too bad none of the readers will see it..
What?
Nevermind...
"Am I going insane?" Tucker asked. "I'm going fucking insane, aren't I?"
"What are you talking about?" Church asked.
"The Narrator! Or.. Narrators?"
"What the fuck are you going on about!?"
"The- fuck it, nevermind.."
No, we're the crazy voices in your- "-head! Damn it."
"Head? That came out of nowhere," Church told her.
"Tucker knows the context."
"Are you two trying to fuck with me?"
"Three."
"Three?" Church echoed.
"Silver, me, Narrator – oh wait, nevermind."
"..What!?"
"I can-" -talk all crazy, except you can't hear this- "-bit."
"I can bit. Yes, that sentence made so much sense."
"The full sentence is 'I can talk all crazy, except you can't hear this bit.'"
"Okay, miss Texas! You are overdue!" Dr. Grey ran up to her.
"No!" Dr. Grey spontaneously turned into a small flying kitten. "You are now my tiny kitten. Think before you try to do crazy dissection shit next time."
"Ooh! Nice upgrade!" Dr. Grey commented, "Now I have claws!"
"You have tiny weak kitten claws. You try to cut me open, they shatter."
Actually, she's part dragon-epicly awesome kitten, and she has strong claws, ready to shred!
Yeah! Wait, what?
"No. Just no. You do not dictate the tiny kitten's powers." Texas rolled her eyes at the sky.
I just did.
"I just negated that. The kitten has tiny weak claws."
*poof* Now she's a dragon.
"No."
Yes.
"Fine. She's one of those floaty snake air dragons. With no claws or any of that shit."
No, she has GIANT killer claws that will shred out your internal organs! Mwahhahahahahaha!
"No."
Yes. Shut up, you fool!
"O'Malley, get out of the Narrator."
NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Yes! Get out of the Narrator!"
NO! You hear this? NO!
"Yeeeeees! Get out of him!"
You can't control me!
"Okay, the Narrator's been infested with O'Malley. Uh, I think someone needs to get him out before everyone dies."
"Yeah. I can tell," Tucker nodded.
Now I truly control the universe!
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Oh no! The Blues have gained control over the eniiiire universe! It's been a good fight, men.
So, just fyi: bold italics = Silver, bold = Texas, and italics = Narrator