Resident Fun 5

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Loads of Majini began rushing towards Chris and Sheva, Chris shot them all away.

"Cover me while I disable this elevators lock!" Josh commanded.

"What does it look like we're doing!?" Chris demanded as he shot a Majini that was sneaking along the floor towards Josh.

"They're coming from everywhere!" Sheva announced as she somersaulted a bunch of Majini away.

"We know that Miss. State the obvious of the year 2009!" Chris shot back as he blasted a group of Majini away.

"You know what Chris? Words hurt!" Sheva hissed as she shot a Majini behind Chris's shoulder.

"Life hurts get used to it!" Chris yelled.

"What the hell are you two doing!? I said ages ago that the lock was disabled now come on!" Josh yelled, yanking the two of them into the lift, Chris moodily shot a few Majini away.

The elevator delivered them onto a balcony like area.

"Move! Move!" Josh commanded.

"Josh just shut up!" Chris shouted back.

"I hate you Chris" Josh hissed.

"Yeah well I don't think to highly of you either!" Chris announced.

"Guys! Guys stop fighting!" Sheva shouted as she handled the Majini by herself.

"Sheva stay out of this!" Chris growled not looking away from Josh.

"Chris please!" Sheva begged.

"Fine!" Chris sighed before punching Josh in the face.

"What the fuck!?" Josh shouted.

Chris skipped up to a ladder and climbed up it, Sheva followed and then eventually Josh did too.

"There should be an exit up ahead, GO!" Josh screamed.

They ran downstairs and got to another locked exit.

"Dammit is everything locked down!?" Josh demanded, as he randomly started pushing buttons to open the door. "This is going to a pain in the ass but I'll see what I can do"

"You're a pain in the ass!" Chris shouted.

"Chris! Stop having random goes at everyone!" Sheva exclaimed.

"…sorry I'm tired" Chris shrugged.

Suddenly they heard the all too familiar sound of a chainsaw.

"Ah for fucks sake!" Chris groaned.

The chainsaw Majini jumped down next to them.

"Go away I'm tired!" He yelled at the Majini.

The chainsaw Majini looked taken aback. "Dude you've got some issues seriously, anger management anyone?" He said.

Sheva kicked him in the balls. "Leave Chris alone, he's stressed!"

"Argh what the fuck lady!" The chainsaw Majini screamed going to clutch the 'area' but he still had his chainsaw in his hand so he cut himself in two. "Well that's just great what am I gonna tell Maud!?" His top half complained from the ground.

"Tell her you had an encounter with the…MAN HULK!" Chris shouted before kicking the torso and head away.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" The top half screamed as he flew away.

"Ok got it!" Josh announced, the door opened.

The three emerged into a room.

"Are you ok?" He asked.

"Yeah I think so" Chris nodded.

"I wasn't asking you, Sheva?" Josh growled at Chris then nodded at Sheva.

"I'm ok" Sheva nodded.

"It looks like Backstabber Mc Stabberface is trying to blow up the place and make his escape" Josh informed them. "You must stop him before it's too late"

"Why can't you?" Chris demanded.

"Because I'm a fucking wimp!" Josh hissed. "I'll try to find us a way out of here"

"Alright we'll go after Backstabber Mc Stabberface but you suck" Chris ordered.

"Don't you think I know that!?" Josh retorted.

"Seriously what is up with you two!?" Sheva demanded.

"He's always telling me what to do!" Chris exclaimed.

"And you always speak back!" Josh declared.

"Run away coward run away!" Chris commanded producing his handgun and pointing it at Josh.

Josh backed away behind Sheva. "There's a dock up ahead" he whispered to her.

"What'd he say!?" Chris demanded.

"That's probably where he's going to make his break" Josh said louder.

"Who? The Merchant from Resident evil 4?" Chris asked.

"No Backstabber Mc Stabberface dickweed" Josh hissed.

"…Oh" Chris said.

Josh nodded then went to go away.

"Josh!" Sheva shouted.

Josh turned.

"Be careful" She implored him.

"Yeah because we need to get away…that's why she said that" Chris interjected before waving Josh jovially away.

Chris turned to Sheva once Josh had left and stared at her.

"What was that about? Am I not good enough?" He demanded. "Look at me I'm awesome!"

"Let's just go" Sheva sighed.

"Man hulk Sheva!" Chris shouted after her as she ran off in front of him.

That was crap I dunno sorry :\