Happy New Year! How was your guys new years? Mine was awesome, I hung out with Ian, but then I found out some troubling news. But it's not to worry about, Ian and I are still the best of friends :D. So this is a time skip. I skipped a lot of milestones and I feel terrible but don't worry I'll mention them. Anyway enjoy Rigby and his in-laws. But maybe the twins have thing or two to say ;).
Bruno Mars: *notices me shaking* You ok?
Nick Jonas: I got you girl *puts his jacket on me*
Adam Levine: *elbows Bruno* We need to step up our game
Justin Bieber: *pushes by them* Yo Ry, swag yolo
Me: *punches him in the face*
Six months later:
Many months went by, High-Five Ghost and Stacey were happily married. Brianna was no longer a freshman but a Sophomore. Brad graduated and was off to college in the state, so he was just an hour drive away, he lived in a dorm with his buddy Chuck, but luckily he came home for the holidays and birthdays.
Brianna was very sad to see him go, luckily they Skyped every night. Audrey would just cling to Abbey. But today Brad was coming home to see the Salyers Twins' birthday. While at the park house, they were decorating for the twin's first birthday, back at the Salyers home, Eileen's family was coming to town.
Rigby and Eileen's house:
The mole dressed her little boy up in a blue onesie with a tiny dump truck on it. The little raccoon/mole hybrid had grown into an astounding one year old. He was a tiny raccoon, his fur was brown like his father's but his mother's hazel eyes and buck teeth came up quickly. Eileen's golden fur colored his hair, he looked like a dirty blonde raccoon with dark fur. His tail looked just like his mother's light brown.
She cooed, "How's my Coco bean" She giggled, kissing his tummy.
The little kit let out a laugh, his first words had yet to come but he seemed like a brilliant baby. He could unlock his crib wall while his sister would just climb up and jump off the wall.
Eileen smiled, tickling her son, she was smitten by him, making her wish he could sweet and cuddly forever but his first birthday was here.
"Happy first birthday Coco Bean" She lifted him up, leaving his twin sister to sleep in her crib. Suddenly the mole heard the doorbell ring, it was her family coming to see the twins on their birthday. She walked into the room only to see her husband sitting on the couch, eating chips, getting crumbs allover himself and the couch.
"Rigby"! The mole glared, settling Eli on her hip, "You're making a mess on the couch"!
The raccoon looked down and swatted the chip crumbs off the couch and onto the floor making Eileen glare. "What! What's the big deal Ellie"?
"My parents are here" The mole ran to the door only for Rigby to spring off the couch.
"When was I supposed to know"? He asked, baffled.
Eileen frowned, "I told you last night, last week, last month" She counted on her fingers, Eli looked at his mother, copying her motion.
The raccoon frowned at his son then his wife, "Look Ellie, I can't stand your dad. I can't even spend fifteen minutes with your dad without going nuts"
Eileen glared at him, "Rigby"
"And last time he caused a scene which wasn't even my fault" Rigby continued on his rant.
"Rigby"
Eileen frowned at him, "And the way he tries to upstage me in front my kids"
opened it to see Harold and Eliza. "Mom! Dad"! She smiled.
Harold smiled at the sight of his daughter and grandson, "Ellie! Eli! How are you two"? He hugged her.
"We're good. Remy, come say hi to your grandfather" Eileen turned to her seven year old, Eliza cooed at her grandson, "Here Mom. I'll go get Becky"
Eliza took her grandson, "He's so adorable" She ruffled up his blonde hair, "My little Sweet Potato" She giggled, smothering her daughter's son.
The little raccoon/mole gurgled at his grandmother's attention. Rigby got off the couch as Remy ran into her grandfather's arms, "Grandfather"! She chimed.
Harold lifted her up, "My little Strawberry Shortcake" He looked over to see Rigby smiling at him. After Rigby married Eileen, things had been a little turbulent. The raccoon would often accidentally insult his father-in-law and not realize it.
"Hi Harold" Rigby waved.
The gold furred mole with glasses frowned, "Rigby" He held Remy in his arms.
"New record or what? Fourteen left" He cleared his throat,"So how've you been"? The raccoon asked, brushing the chip crumbs off his chest.
Harold nodded, "Great. How've you been treating my daughter"?
Remy pulled on her grandfather's glasses, "Mommy and Daddy are always yelling"
The raccoon glared at his daughter, "No we haven't Remy. Mommy and Daddy were just talking about Stacey's dress but Mommy misunderstood Daddy"
Harold gave his son-in-law a stare, "Who's this Stacey"?
"My friend, High-Five Ghost's wife, they got married and Stacey wore a dress and Eileen and I were discussing how similar her dress looked to Eileen's"
The mole snorted then walked into house, setting Remy down just as Eileen walked in with Becky in her arms, "Here she is. I woke her up from a nap so she's a little cranky" Eileen teased, handing her over to her dad, "Isn't she pretty"?
"Looks just like you" Harold smiled, then looked over, "Boys get your butts in here"! He yelled to Eileen's brothers, Harry and Will.
Rigby smiled, finally his crowd showed up. The two boys ran into the house like children. Harry ran up to his brother-in-law, "Hey! Rigby! My man"! He fist bumped the nervous raccoon.
Will emerged from behind his brother, "Hey Rigby and Eileen. And my niece"! He cooed at Remy
"Uncle Willie"! Remy ran into his arms.
Eliza smiled, "She's so hyper," She patted Eli's back making him wag his beaver tail. "Harry, want to hold your nephew"?
The golden beaver which was Harry smiled, taking his nephew into his arms, "Ay! This guy is a huge monster, look at him. I can't believe I finally got a nephew"
Eileen giggled, "Well don't blame me. Blame Mr. Y Chromosome" She pointed to Rigby.
Harry and Will snickered only for Rigby to be flabbergasted, "Wait Ellie, I don't get it" He looked at her.
Harold snorted again, "It means you only produce girls"
Rigby shrugged, "So what? Mordecai and I are so alike, we both have two daughters and one son" He smiled proudly at that.
Eliza giggled, "How lovely, I wonder when there will be more boys than girls" She teased then looked at her youngest granddaughter in her husband's arms, "Oh she's just darling" The tiny girl's green eyes sparkled, she herself had gotten cuter. She looked more like her mother, her mother's fur color, her hair was her father's dark brown but she did have his mischief.
"She looks just like her beautiful mom" Harold smiled, wiping off her drool.
Rigby smirked, "Yea, but look at that dark fur, that's pure raccoon not mole"
The older mole took offense to that, "Really?! I think mole is a little bit more better than some dirt brown raccoon fur"
Eliza slapped her husband's shoulder, "Harold" She murmured.
Eileen faked a smile, ignoring her father, "Hard to believe she's one today" She looked over her daughter.
The little girl was drooling and still in her pink duck covered pajamas.
"So when's the party"? Will asked, taking his nephew into his arms.
Eileen checked the clock, "In an hour! Oh my gosh I need to get Becky ready"! She took her daughter back, "Just hang on"
After the youngest girl was changed and dressed. The Salyers-Lewis family quickly got in the car and drove to the park.
The Park:
Benson hung up the banner, looking around the house. It felt like years since they've had three highchairs in one room. He smiled, watching his wife put a bowl of chips and dip on a table.
"Now this is some déjà vu" Audrey giggled, blowing a kiss to her husband as she went into the kitchen. "All the highchairs and baby toys"
Starla giggled, "Oh yea, I remember when Marie was first born. We brought her here" She looked over to see Marie and Abbey texting back and forth.
"Ow! Brad! Knock it off"! Brianna's yells could be heard from the living room. The two were in charge of setting up musical chairs. But like Mordecai and Rigby, the two were messing around.
"And those two could never get along" Margaret giggled as she put a bowl of hot wings on the table. "Brad hit Brianna over the head with his truck"
Jen and Stacey exchanged looks due to their late entrances to the group made them delayed in memories.
Starla giggled, "Oh my. Brianna was still in love with him. He'd push her and she'd hug him"
Margaret giggled, looking into the living room to see Brianna sitting on Brad's shoulders with her covering his eyes, "Ugh! Bri! Get off my head"!
"Is that what you told your girlfriend last night"? Brianna giggled, running her fingers through his hair, "You should dye your hair. You'd make a pretty blonde"
The now college student glared at his companion, "Brianna Crystal, get off of me"
Benson turned to see the two teens laughing, "Hey! I thought I told you kids to set up the chairs! Why are you guys messing around"?
"Because I never get to see my friend who's in college" Brianna giggled, pulling at Brad's short black hair, "I can't believe you cut your hair. You look so old"
Mordecai and Thomas walked into the room with more decorations, seeing Mordecai's daughter on Brad's shoulders, "What on earth are you two doing"? The blue jay questioned.
"Flirting" Noah answered, not looking up from his play-date with Tambry.
"Says the boy having a tea party with Tambry" Brad smirked. "And is that Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast"?
Tambry glared up at the college boy, "No Brad, its Batman and Supergirl having a tea party before we get the bad guy the…um.." She stumbled on the words, "Joker"?
Noah high-fived her, "That deserved more tea" He poured her another cup of imaginary tea.
"Abbey please tell me that you're getting this on Snapchat"! Brianna begged, giggling.
Noah covered his face with Mrs. Potts, "Nobody tell Jade about this" He muttered.
Tambry giggled, pointing at Noah, "Look Daddy! I'm a date with a boy"
Thomas's eyes widened, "Noah. There's one simple rule to dating my daughter. You can't"!
Jen giggled, "Oh Tommy"
Muscle Boy entered the room, from upstairs, "Is Remy here yet"?
"No sorry Pumpkin" Starla informed her baby boy.
"Don't lie to me" The pudgy boy challenged, glaring at the wall that separated him and his mother.
"No Honey, don't call Mommy a liar" Starla seemed indifferent to her son's behavior.
Tambry giggled, "He's not calling you a truther"
"HEY! I WAS GONNA SAY THAT"! Muscle Boy stomped his feet, "Dang it Tambry"! He glared her, "You're dead when I get there" He ran down the stairs only to see Eileen's car pull up. "REMY'S HERE"! He excitedly ran to the door.
Eileen took Eli into his arms while Rigby took Becky. They walked into the house while Rigby's parents pulled up to the house.
"Hi Delilah and Roger" Eileen waved, balancing Eli.
The woman raccoon smiled at her daughter-in-law, "Hello Eileen! So great to see you"! She hugged her, then looked at her grandson, "Is that Elijah"! She took him into her arms, "Oh he's adorable"
The mole giggled, her in-law loved babies to death, after Remy was born, Delilah was at the house almost 24/7.
Eliza smiled at her tall daughter's mother-in-law, "Delilah, great to see you"
"And to you too Eliza" Delilah shook hands with her family member.
Remy scurried on all fours, looking for Muscle Boy, "Stan!? Stan!? Where are you"?! She looked around only to see Margaret trying to put a tray of veggies down, "Sorry Auntie Maggie"
Margaret giggled, "No problem Emmy, Muscle Boy's upstairs, waiting for you" The cardinal walked into the living room and picked up Lacey, "Hello Sweetheart. Your friends are here"
Lacey had grown to be a beautiful bird with her unique feathers. She had her purple feathers blooming along with her red ones. Her big blue eyes sparkled as she met the eyes of Becky.
Eileen smiled as the two baby girls giggled at each other as they were lowered in the playpen. With Eli wriggling with his toys.
Skips smiled as he skipped passed the babies, "Great kids" He smiled, looking up at Mr. Mallard.
Mr. Mallard had become older and less cranky in his ways. He seemed to have formed a bond with young Elijah, every time Rigby brought the kids, Eli would smile at the old man and Mr. Mallard would talk to him, tell him about the old days.
The elder moon man smiled at the year old kit, "Well hello there little lad"
Eli smiled, pulling himself up by the playpen's bar, "Ma! La"!
Pops giggled, watching his father interact with the child.
The party was in full swing, the girls were chatting with each other with the babies in arms distance. The boys were chatting in the kitchen while the kids seemed to be dominating the party.
The now middle schooler, Noah, lifted Tambry onto his shoulders, "Ready Tambry"?
Brianna smirked, she was sitting on Brad's shoulders, "Dude! Put her down you're going to hurt her"!
Brad laughed, "Relax Bri. They're fine"
Remy and Muscle Boy were throwing cars off the stairs. Abbey and Marie were watching all this go down.
Harold felt a little uncomfortable, sitting with his daughter and her friends. He didn't like the boys due their immature ways. He looked over to see Rigby and Mordecai throwing food at each other. Thomas being pinned down and 'tortured' by Muscle Man.
"Eat it"! The chubby green man declared, holding a spoonful of Margaret's homemade pie.
"NO PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING"! The goat squirmed.
Mordecai glared, "Don't insult my wife's pies"
Rigby snickered then looked at his in-law, "I have six minutes. Thank god he was quiet in the car"
Eliza looked at her husband, "Honey, go see what the boys are up to"
Harold shrugged, "I'm fine" Not wanting to be near his immature son-in-law, much to his dismay, Harry and Will were partying with him.
"Now I shall make thy drink thy Rigjuice" Harry dunked his younger brother in the sticky green substance.
Will laughed as he washed the sticky green juice off his head, "GROSS! Now I feel like Harry"
Eileen looked into the living room, seeing the twins beginning to grow bored with their toys in their playpen. "Maybe we should open the presents and have some cake" She suggested.
Margaret nodded, "Before this party gets too-"
"COME AT ME BRIANNA"! Brad screamed, challenging his companion.
Brianna lunged at him, knocking him over the couch, "HAHA! TAKE THAT COLLEGE BOY"!
Eileen called her husband, "Rigby, get the kids"! She walked over to the playpen. Rigby followed in tow, lifting up his son.
Eli fidgeted until he saw Mr. Mallard, "Ma la"! He reached for him.
"Eli"! Rigby tried to keep his son in his arms, only for Eli to slip from his grip.
Harold grabbed his grandson before the baby could even touch the ground. Scowling at Rigby, "Do you have butterfingers"!?
"Four minutes" Rigby panted, "Sorry he jumped really fast"
Harold narrowed his eyes, "You need to be more careful with him! He shouldn't end up like you"
Mordecai was astonished, Rigby was taking this abuse from his in-law, "How is he doing this? I can't breathe if Jeff doesn't like the same show as me" He whispered to Muscle Man.
"Three minutes. Do it for Eileen" Rigby began to sweat, "I'm sorry Sir"
Harold pat Eli's back, "Poor little guy" He knocked over the raccoon to put him in his highchair.
The twins sat before the crowd, drooling and giggling at the presents before them. Lacey looked at Becky, then back at the cake.
Noah carried Tambry on his shoulders so she could see the babies. Brianna and Brad watched the three little kids. Abbey and Marie smiled at the babies, they seemed pretty occupied, drooling over the cake and presents.
Becky looked at the presents then saw her dad, "Hi"! She pointed.
"Oh Rigby! Hurry! Get the camera"! Eileen smiled, running to the living room to film Becky's first word.
Eli stared at his sister, drooling only for Harold to pick him up, "That's my grandson. Showing off his intelligence"
"Ugh! Is it showing again? Dang kid won't keep his diaper on" Rigby grunted, looking for what was exposed.
Eliza giggled but Harold rolled his eyes, "I mean he's smart Rigby" The mammal replied, annoyed.
"Then just say so Mr. Smarty Pants" The raccoon replied making Will gasp.
Eileen brought the cake to her twins along with her camera. Becky was proudly repeating her first word, "Hi"!
Remy giggled at her little sister, "Hi"!
"Hi"! Becky replied.
Everyone focused on Eli, he seemed contained to himself, looking at his feet. Mr. Mallard smiled, "Elijah, people want you to talk, show them that you're a smart lad"
The tiny raccoon/mole scrunched up his face, focusing on a word. He couldn't seem to pick a word. "De…De…"
"Daddy"? Eileen asked, looking at her son with excitement.
"Deoxyribonucleic acid"! The little kit exclaimed.
The whole park family's mouth dropped in shock. The little boy who rarely said a word said the largest word for any of the children.
"He said DNA's full name"! Brad's jaw suddenly went back.
Rigby smiled, "THAT'S MY SON"! He lifted his son up, "Eli is a brilliant baby"!
Becky looked up at her father with hurt eyes, "Hi"?
Harold glared, looking at his granddaughter, "Rigby! At least I love both my children equally"
"Harold, you have three children" Eliza informed him.
Will raised his hand, "Hi Dad"
The mole glared, "Still, I don't think he should just exclude poor little Rebecca"
Rigby twitched, "2 minutes"
Eileen faked a smile, "Daddy, Rigby and I love our three children all the same. No favorites" She looked at Becky, "I'm sure Eli just heard that word some where"
"Well still it was very rude of Rigby when I was his age I didn't.." Rigby zoned out, "58 seconds" He counted.
Eileen shrugged it off, "Daddy, stop it. Let's just focus on the twins, it's their special day"
Harold nodded, "Oh relax Eileen, the kids won't even remember this. But let's make special for you so that you can make Rigby remember"
The raccoon's hands started to shake, "42 seconds"
Eliza elbowed her husband, "Harold, knock it off" She looked at the children.
Eileen began to light the candles on the cake. Two candles for both kids. Becky giggled as she reached for the flame. Rigby smiled, patting her hand, "No Becs"
From the raccoon's hearing he thought he heard Harold mutter a few words, "Raccoon brain"
Rigby's eye twitched, "5...4...3...2..." The raccoon let out a loud scream, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE"! He turned and faced his father-in-law.
Delilah looked at her son, "Rigby, Honey. Calm down"
"NO I CAN'T! HAROLD LEWIS, YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I'VE EVER MET. I CAN'T EVEN SPEND 15 MINUTES WITH YOU BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND. THIS IS WHY I'M NEVER HOME WHEN YOU COME TO THE HOUSE! I HATE YOU"! Rigby scurried away.
Lacey looked at her aunt, Eileen began to cry, "Dad, you could be real a jerk"! She pushed away from him, "Rigby"! She ran after him.
Lacey blinked her eyes, "Zoinks Batman"! She turned to Noah.
Margaret's eyes widened, "HER FIRST WORD IS ZOINKS"!?
Noah smirked, "Scooby Doo meets Batman, Mom" He crossed his wings over his chest.
Eileen ran after Rigby, she ran after him but sadly he was faster on all fours, "Rigby! Wait"!
Rigby stopped scurrying, he let out a deep breath, "Sorry" He murmured.
The mole looked at him, "I know it wasn't your fault. I know how you get around him"
He looked at her, he looked down at his feet. "I'm sorry I'm not a better husband. You deserve a Chad Travis or even my brother Don. Someone who remembers your birthday or anniversaries or even Valentines Day for that matter. Why do you love me? I'm no good for you, I couldn't even pass high school yet you still love me. I treated you like dirt before we started dating, I must be the worst father ever compared to everyone. Even that one kid's father, what's his face"?
"Remy's friend, Dakota"?
"Yea, her dad up and left her. Yet he's still a better father than me" Rigby sighed, defeated.
Eileen shook her head, "No you're not bad. You're an amazing father"
Rigby grunted, "Eileen, I left Remy at daycare for five hours because they called me and said that you couldn't pick her up so I waited until you could and we could both pick her up"
The mole sighed, "Rigby, I love you with all my heart. You may not be the best but you'll always be my knight in shining armor. I fell in love with you because of your sweet nature. You're always witty and clever, every time I think of you my heart beats faster, and I snatched you right away so no other girl could get you" She winked, "You're amazing father and husband. I prefer you over any Chad Travis or even your brother" She giggled, looking at him, "to be honest, after hugging your brother for fourteen years, I feel like hugging gets to be annoying" She kissed his cheek.
"Thanks Ellie" He kissed her.
Eileen smiled at the raccoon, "I'm glad you spent over fifteen minutes with my dad"
He chuckled, "I did it for you" He held her hand as they walked back to the park house.
Harold was silent the rest of the party. Eliza apologized on his behalf. The rest of the party went smoothly, the one year olds and the eleven month child were repeating their first words.
"Ooh! Look Becky"! Eileen held up a blonde doll, "Benson and Audrey got you a doll"
"Hi"!
"Deoxyribonucleic acid"
"Zoinks"!
Rigby smiled as he wrapped his arm around his wife, "Life is great"
Aw! Such a sweet ending. So yes Becky's first word was hi and Eli's was DNA. I decided Eli will be the shy, quiet smart boy and Becky will be the girl version of Rigby. Lacey did speak so that's amazing! :D I'm watching Scooby Doo could you tell ;). I'm posting really early due to my nightmares ugh. Lol well preview.
"I really don't think that's a good idea" James stated, looking at Noah, holding his skateboard.
Noah smirked, "You worry too much James" He turned to Ken already in the car tire, "Ready Ken"?
The beaver smiled, "Whenever you are"
Noah took off down the hill, "AND HERE WE GO"! The skateboard went down just as Carlos pushed Ken down. The boys flew down the hill, screaming and yelling.
Carlos and James cheered only for James to scream, "LOOK FOR MR. RET"!
"Jade"!? Noah's back wheel went out making him lose control, "OHHHHH CRUDDDDD"!
This is how I do it *starts dancing* Yea. So it's a Noah and gang chapter. So let me tell you what the time frame is. Brad is in college, Noah is in middle school with his friends. Brianna is a sophomore like I was. Remy is in 3rd grade and Abbey and Marie are in 9th grade. Yes they finally joined high school. I know I completely forgot about it sorry I'll update soon :D
-Ryan's out