On the title screen.
Eddy: So Double D. Looks like we've got company today.
Edd: Indeed we do. Say hi to the crowd girls.
Bubbles & Buttercup: Hello crowd.
Eddy: And do to a single and recent review by a person too P***y to have an account on this website and just reviewed as "guest", I'd like to tell everyone who doesn't like the story to please leave a review. Your anger satisfies us by letting us know we caused you discomfort of some kind and ruined your day.
Edd: Its true.
Eddy: If I can say at the end of the day I've made someones else's day much worse then mine then I can go to bed happy.
Edd: And you always go to bed happy.
Buttercup: That makes one of us.
Everyone picks their characters.
Eddy: I'll just be Francis because we're both big strong men.
Edd: I'll just be Louis then Since he's an accountant.
Bubbles: I call Zoey!
Eddy: Guess that means Buttercup is the old war veteran.
Buttercup: Damn straight.
Edd: Buttercup is an old man on the inside.
Eddy: Better then her having an old man inside her.
Buttercup: F*** you.
Eddy: Aww... There's that satisfaction I was talking about when I make people angry.
Edd: Especially when we can make hot girls angry.
Eddy: That seems to be our specialty.
Edd: The eds have successfully caused you discomfort and got a rise out of you. Once again.
Eddy: 'Oh Eddy and sidekick I don't care about, how can I hate you so and be so turned on by your boyish charms?'
Buttercup: You two are worse then the Rowdyruffs.
Eddy: Now I've got questions about you girls and your relationship with them.
Buttercup: Alright, lets here them.
Eddy: So Mojo was accidentally responsible for you girls creation, right?
Bubbles: Sure was.
Buttercup: Yup.
Eddy: And so he's technically your dad?
Buttercup: Is this going somewhere?
Eddy: Just that he also is responsible for the Ruffs being created so he's their father too.
Bubbles: I don't get what your getting at.
Eddy: Think about. The six of you have the same powers, hair colors, eye color and now father? What would you call that Double D? That relationship they all share?
Edd: I believe it's called Brother and Sister relationship.
Buttercup: No. No.
Bubbles: Boomers my brother?
Eddy: They even fight like brothers and sisters.
Edd: It's so cute.
Buttercup: Nooooooooooo!
Eddy: Yes, yes, cry. All of you PuffsxRuffs fans cry too unless your into that kinda thing.
The team fights a horde of zombies.
Eddy: Hey Double D?
Edd: Yeah?
Eddy: Heads up.
Eddy throws a bottle of Boomer puke onto Edds character causing the zombies to swarm him only.
Edd: No! Why? Why would you do that?
Eddy: To save myself and the b****es.
Buttercup: That's a good reason.
Eddy: Yup.
A tank attacks the team.
Edd: Ahahahahaha! A monster! Guys save me!
Edd runs away.
Eddy: Oh no you don't. Get back here.
Eddy chases after him.
Edd: You can't find me now.
Eddy: I can see you though.
Edd: You lie!
Eddy: It says your username right on the screen.
Edd: ... Oh.
Meanwhile Bubbles and Buttercup fight the tank and are loosing.
Buttercup & Bubbles: AhahahahahaHahahahahahaha!
Bubbles gets a grenade launcher.
Buttercup: Shoot him! Shoot him in his zombie face! It's easier if you pretend it's Eddy when you aim and fire!
Eddy: Hey!
Bubbles kills the tank only for the horde of zombies to follow behind it. The sisters open fire on the on coming horde.
Bubbles: Eat my s***!
Buttercup: Blood everywhere!
The girls catch up with the Eds only to find Eddy has shot Edds character too much and now he needs a med kit.
Edd: Why Eddy? We were friends.
Eddy: They're no friends in Two Best Eds Play... Come to think of it they're aren't any friends AFTER Two Best Eds Play.
Edd: True.
Bubbles: Dont worry Double D, we're coming to help ya.
Buttercup fights the zombies while Bubbles goes to Edd.
Eddy: Oh no you don't!
Eddy attacks Bubbles.
Bubbles: What are you doing!? What are you doing!?
Eddy: HahaHahaha!
Bubbles is then crippled and in need of medical help.
Eddy: Yeah. No one helps Double D.
Edd: You suck.
Buttercup succumbs to the zombies hordes and is crippled.
Edd: Great. Now you have to do it on your own.
Eddy: I will.
Edd: Alright, good luck.
Eddy is easily beaten by the zombies.
Eddy: Yay! We're all dead!
Edd: I wish you, Ed and Brief we're all dead.
Eddy: Im dead inside if that makes you feel better.
Edd: A little.
Buttercup: He's also dead in the sack!
Edd: Well I already knew that.
Everyone: ...
Buttercup: You would know, wouldn't you?
Edd: No! Not like that! I didn't mean it like that!
Eddy: You implied it though.
Edd: No I didn't!
Buttercup: You kinda did.
They switch over to versus mode.
Eddy: Yeah!
Edd: Humans versus zombies!
Eddy: America!
Edd: Halloween!
Eddy: Ireland!
Edd: Samhain!
Eddy: Japan!
Edd: Anime!
Buttercup: Question, is it racist to think that everyone in an anime looks alike?
Bubbles: Well now it is.
Eddy: Is it?
Edd: Kinda.
Eddy: Why are anime characters always white anyways?
Edd: Wider audience? I don't know man. I just don't know.
The fight begins.
Eddy: Hey Double D.
Edd: What now?
Eddy: Remember this?
Eddy shoots Edd again.
Edd: No!...
Eddy: Hahahaha!
After awhile the Eds are turned into the infected. Edd a smoker and Eddy a Boomer.
Edd: I've got Scorpion powers now! Check it!
Edd attacks Bubbles.
Edd: Get over here!
Eddy attacks Buttercup
Eddy: Take it!
He vomits all over her character.
Buttercup: Ah d*** it! Why'd you cover me in your filthy goo?
Eddy: Because you love it you B****!
Everyone: HAPPY HALLOWEEN B****ES! WE LOVE YA!