(Inspired by the episode "An Eye for a Tooth.")
Little Mac
I don't get any of the glory—that goes to the guy I work with. I'm sure you've heard of him. Toby Hill? Everybody calls him a hero. He's always being showered with praise, getting promotion after promotion, medal after medal. Has to practically fight off the girls.
And me? I don't get much of anything. No real acknowledgement. No accolades.
I put my butt on the line just as much as he does, but does anyone care? Does anyone even give me a thought? Ha!
Boy, considering everything I put up with… I guess I really am a dummy.