Chapter 26
A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree. Nrp: What tree? The Whomping Willow? Please get smashed. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt. Nrp: I like to think about this taking place in the Reverse World. They would be pretty much wearing white and green. And of course Ebony would be a decent human being.
"Hi Vampire." I said flirtily as I started to sob. Draco hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. Nrp: Not every action can be made sexy. This isn't sexy is it? *stabs you in the head* I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.
"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. "What fucking dick did that!"
"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor." Nrp: And have him do jack diddley squat. Good idea.
We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.
"Sire are dads Nrp: 1. Sire? 2. Sirius is not Harry's father. He is the person that makes an offer that can't be refused. have been shot!" Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision in a dreem." Nrp: Ah. Yes. And we should believe you why? We know that you take large amounts of drugs. Wait. I finally cracked the meaning of this story. This is just Ebony's trip on LSD.
Dubleodre started to cockle. "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony's not divisional?" Nrp: Good reaction. We have found our Octavius folks. All hail the messiah that will free us from this torment!
I glared at Dumbledore.
"Look motherfucker." he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter). "U know very well that I'm not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!" Nrp: So using my translation skills, Ebony got expelled.
"Okay." he said in a intimated voice. "Were are they?"
I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. "Longdon." Nrp: There are too many people to shoot. Soooooo. *drops a nuke* I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room. Nrp: *pinches nose* I'm gonna kill you Tara. And then I will feed you to the dogs. We looked at each other's gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers….and Proffesor Sinister was behind them!1 Nrp: *shoots Professor Sinister* I have no idea what her actual name is. She only appeared like once or twice in the books. So I am just going to assume that it is her real name.