RWBY Abridged

A/N: Sorry for the delay, but now I'll try to work faster on this. Or take my time so we get closer to Volume 3. Either way, I'm still going to continue. Watch or re-watch the episode before reading. Thanks.

Volume 2, Episode 10

Skip ahead to where Ruby is in The White Fang's custody.

'How did I get here?' Ruby said, narrating.

'You got lost in the forest?' A White Fang member said.

'No you Dunce. We found her in the cave.' Another member said.

'Now I remember. Not the capture, but I think there were some parts that I may not remember.' Ruby said.

Meanwhile, with ordinary narration.

Ironwood is outside and Goodwitch shows up.

"Why are you out here?" Goodwitch said.

"Ever wonder why we are here?" Ironwood said.

"I'm not going to have THIS conversation." Goodwitch sighed.

"Ok fine. But I'm calling it now: Ozpin is going to betray all of us."

"No he won't."

"Yeah your right..." Ironwood said, dissapointed. "You guys are always together."

"I know this may seem hard for you." Goodwitch said placing her hand on his shoulder. "But you are Mr. Stark so you can have any woman you want."

"The only thing close to a Pepper Potts is an android we made."

"Ok, too much info. So, can't sleep?" Goodwitch said.

"Nope." Ironwood said. "Unless you would like to-"

"Fuck no!"

Back to Ruby.

'Ok where was I? Wait I haven't started. So There I was, sniping like in Battlefield. I fucking hate bullet drops.'

Everyone was sleeping and Yang wakes up.

"Blake?" Yang said.

"What?" Blake said.

"... You want to do it?"

"... No."

"Ok." Yang sighed. "Hey Weiss-"

"Fuck no!" Weiss said causing Yang to slightly cringe. "The only problem is there's a psychopathic teacher with us and we can be killed."

"Your just being Tsundere again." Blake said.

"Baka! It's true!" Weiss said. "Besides now would be a good time for some backstory.

"I'll go first." Blake said. "I worked with this guy that kind of reminds me of Ruby with the rose and all. But long story short, he became an asshole so I left him for dead. That's when I learned guys are douchebags."

"Good thing you have us." Yang said.

"But all the fucking pairings are getting me upset. Aside from that, I'm actually scared. I'm so scared, my eyes are dilated and not like how they were last season." Blake said.

"Aw, and I loved your eyes like that. But I love them like that now." Yang said. "Ruby is pretty much sensitive. With her anxiety and stuff."

"But you can't blame her." Weiss said.

"Yeah. She's a loli." Blake said.

"Yeah. So you want to do it?" Yang said.

"... Just one kiss and that's it." Blake said.

"Score!" Oobleck said, smiling.

Later that night, Ruby wakes up when Zwie gets up.

"Go back to sleep." Ruby said.

Zwei runs off.

"Dammit Zwie!" Ruby said and looked at everyone. "Should I stay and have my way with- oh forget it! The dog has to ruin everything!" Ruby said, dissapointed and ran to look for Zwie.

Ruby see Zwie peeing on a pole.

"Really? That's what you needed to do? You could have at least peed on Oobleck." Ruby said. "Oh shit! I heard something." Ruby grabs Zwie and hides behind some rubble.

"What is it?" The White Fang member said.

"I thought I saw Batman." The other member said.

"What the hell would Batman be doing out here?"

"I don't know. Why would he make a 12 hour time period a total of 60 hours?"

"Let's just go."

Ruby uses Zwie to look out.

"Don't shit on my head. Are they gone." Ruby said.

"...Arf." Zwie said.

"Alright I got to call the others." Ruby tried but there is not signal. "Aw fucking Iphones. Let's try to get in-"

Ruby then falls into a hole.

"Ahhhh! I regret nothing!" Ruby said, falling.

Ruby falls and gets back on her feet after landing.

"Ow! My ass. Holy shit! I'm in Wonder City!" Ruby said.

The two White Fang members show up.

"He look! A wild Ruby!" One member said.

"Capture it!" The other member said.

"Dafaq!?" Ruby said and used Falcon Punch, but it failed.

"My turn." One member said and used knock out punch. Wild Ruby fainted.

'And that's my life story. Even though it happened only 8 hours ago.' Ruby thought.

Yang sees Ruby is gone.

"Hey where's Ruby?" Yang said.

"I don't know." Blake said.

Zwie shows up and Yang wonders where Ruby is.

"I think I know. Follow me." Oobleck said.

Meanwhile at the-

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Torchwick said.

"Uhhh, hey we got something for you." One of the members said.

"Riddle me this." Torchwick said. "Is it something I like?"

"Uhhh, depends. Are you a lolicon?" The other memeber said.

Torchwick looks at them and Ruby.

"Well, son of a bitch..." Torchwick said.

Oobleck and the others find Ruby's scythe and the hole she fell in.

"Well at least we know where she went. But why?" Yang said.

"Of course. Ofcourseofcourseofcourse!" Oobleck said.

"What now?" Yang said.

"Operation Metro is what we were looking for. I forgot thatwhen both m-coms aredestroyed, a hole opens upleading into the metro itself therefore allowing the battle to continue which means they were underground thewholetime. THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME!" Oobleck said, making Yang slightly freak out.

"Ok, so what now?" Blake said.

"We go RYNO on their asses." Oobleck said, pulling out his weapon.

"Which means what?" Yang said.

"Rip you a new one!" Oobleck said.

-End-

A/N: Yes I know, this was short, but so was the actual episode. I would like to thank rst64tlc for helping me with this chapter. If anyone has any ideas, feel free to PM me and I'll work on it. Anyways, reveiw and stuff. Thanks :)