Chapter 26: The Hunted
November 26th, 2007
RAW was in Charlotte, North Carolina, Ric Flair's hometown and on that night, I was in a Divas' match against my former dance partner, Layla and there was a number one contender's match for my Women's Championship between Mickie James and Melina.
Delancey and the boys drove down to the arena and when they arrived there at the parking lot, Delancey and the boys got out of the car and took their stuff out. As they were walking to the arena, they saw Chris Jericho coming forward.
"Hello, Delancey, boys," Chris said.
"Hello, Chris," Delancey said.
"Is it okay if I talk to you alone?"
"Okay, I'll be right there, guys."
Then the boys walked away to the arena
"So I heard you have an album coming out on January 9th, right?" Chris said.
"Right," Delancey said.
"Well, I was wondering if you would like to be a special guest singing with me and my band Fozzy when we have a concert or maybe you can sing one of your songs with me and my band. What do you say?"
"I'll think about it," Delancey said. "Although I have a busy schedule in the month of January, but I'll keep you posted."
"Okay."
"Thanks for the offer."
Then Delancey walked away to the arena.
Me singing with Chris Jericho and his band Fozzy? That's a great offer. I'll have to find time to do that, that is if Chris Jericho doesn't screw up first knowing he came back after two years when he got fired.
As Delancey got inside, she walked down the hallway until she reached the Women's Locker Room and went inside and the Chain Gang Diva Squad minus Rochelle was there.
"Hey, ladies," Delancey said.
"Hey," the Squad said.
"Where's Rochelle?"
"I think she's somewhere plotting her move against Vickie Guerrero," Nicole said.
What Nicole meant was that at Survivor Series, Dave was facing the Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell match and just when the Undertaker was about to beat Dave, Edge returned pulling the referee out and hit the Undertaker with the camera. Then Edge pulled Dave on top of the Undertaker so Dave could get the win. Everyone including Rochelle was speechless at the moment as to why, but the real shocker came on Smackdown. It was revealed that Edge and Vickie Guerrero were in cahoots to screw the Undertaker and that Vickie was "punishing" Edge by giving him a title match against Dave on Smackdown the following week. That pissed both Dave and Rochelle off and now Vickie is Edge's "love of his life."
"Hmm, Vickie Guerrero has gotten under Rochelle's skin all weekend," Delancey said.
"You think?" Kayla said. "That's probably why she did what she did: to get back at Rochelle and screw Dave."
"And Rochelle will get Vickie the second that happens," Brittany said.
"I better go find her and talk to her," Delancey said.
Then Delancey left the Women's Locker Room
As Delancey was walking around the arena, she finally found Rochelle sitting a crate near the entrance to the arena.
"Hey," Delancey said.
"Hey," Rochelle said.
"Are you okay?"
"Sort of. Although I should be happy that Vickie got tombstoned for screwing with the Undertaker to get to my husband, screw him, and get back at me, but I'm still pissed. There are a number of reasons why Vickie wants to get back at me and they all happened back in 2006."
"Well, now that we know that Edge and Vickie were in cahoots to screw the Undertaker, but there's still one question left in my mind: why didn't Vickie go after Dave first?"
"Oh, there are a number of reasons: one, Edge did screw the Undertaker back in May after he and Dave beat each other to death in the steel cage match, the Great Khali won the World Heavyweight Championship after Edge was injured, and it took Dave five months to get the title back. The main reason, Vickie wants to get back at me."
"Well, that's the main reason."
"Well, if Dave loses the World Title to Edge tomorrow, the next thing Vickie might do is ban me from Smackdown knowing I'm gonna get her and she might make Rey's life a living hell. I'm gonna be totally lost."
"No, you won't, Rochelle. You're stronger than that. Don't let Vickie get to you. I have something for you. Then Delancey gave Rochelle a piece of paper. "It's the Spanish version of a song I did for the album; it's actually a cover and I dedicated it to you. But you'll be able to understand it in English."
"Thanks."
Then Delancey walked away.
The lyrics I gave to Rochelle were like this:
Este camino sangriento sigue siendo un misterio
Terraplenes repentinos de esta oscuridad el aire
Cuáles son nosotros que esperan?
Cualquiera no nos ayudará?
Cuáles son nosotros que esperan?
No podemos permitirnos ser inocentes
Estar parado para arriba y hacer frente al enemigo
él somos a hacemos o morimos la situación
Nosotros seremos invencibles
Este sueño roto que usted no puede justificar
Vamos a gritar hasta que eran satisified
Para cuál somos que funcionan?
Tenemos la derecha de estar enojados
Para cuál somos que funcionan?
Cuando hay ningún donde podemos funcionar a más
No podemos permitirnos ser inocentes
Estar parado para arriba y hacer frente al enemigo
Es a hace o muere la situación
Eeremos invencibles
Y con la energía de la convicción
No hay sacrificio
él es a hace o muere la situación
Nosotros será invencible
Cualquiera no nos ayudará?
Para cuál somos que funcionan?
Cuando hay ningún donde
Ningún donde podemos funcionar a más
No podemos permitirnos ser inocentes
Estar parado para arriba y hacer frente al enemigo
Es a hace o muere la situación
Seremos invencibles
Y con la energía de la convicción
No hay sacrificio
él es a hace o muere la situación
Nosotros será invencible
Yeah (Ooh, ooh)
Yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh
No podemos permitirnos ser inocentes (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Estamos parado para arriba y hacemos frente a enemigo (Yeah, yeah)
él somos a hacemos o morimos la situación
Nosotros seremos invencibles
No podemos permitirnos ser inocentes
Estar parado para arriba y hacer frente al enemigo
él somos a hacemos o morimos la situación
Nosotros seremos invencibles
Once Rochelle reads the words and understand the reason I gave the song to her, she'll understand.
A little later, RAW was on and it was time for the Divas' match which was Delancey versus Layla. Delancey's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Lillian Garcia announced. "Making her way to the ring first from Chesterfield, Missouri, she is the WWE Women's Champion, Delancey Scott."
Delancey was wearing a white low-cut tank top with red and black Old English writing on it, black boyshorts, black stockings, and her hair curled. Delancey walked down the ramp and got on the apron. She did her flip to get into the ring and Delancey got on two of the turnbuckles and raised her Women's Title belt in the air. Then she got back down and then the Miz's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Layla following him.
"And her opponent being accompanied to the ring by one-half of the tag team champions, the Miz, from Miami, Florida, Layla," Lillian announced.
The Miz and Layla walked down the ramp and they got into the ring and Layla stared at Delancey as the Miz asked for a microphone.
"Well, well, well," the Miz said, "if it isn't the WWE Women's Champion and former Extreme Expose member, Delancey Scott. You see, the reason I called this match is because you can't seem to keep your nose out of other people's business. I said I was gonna make Kelly Kelly's life a living hell, but in the beginning, you butted in. So I'm gonna teach you a lesson by facing your former dance partner, Layla."
Then Delancey shook her head as the Miz left the ring and the referee called for the bell.
Delancey and Layla circled around the ring and they locked up with Layla getting a kick to the midsection and then she slams Delancey's head into the turnbuckles. Layla Irish whips Delancey but Delancey floats over and hits an arm drag and a dropkick to the face. Delancey grabs Layla's arm, climbs onto the turnbuckles, and hits another armdrag with help from the ropes. The Miz grabs Delancey's leg and distracts her but Delancey lands a baseball slide to the Miz's face. Layla kicks Delancey in the head and Delancey is stretched in the ropes and Layla kicks Delancey in the midsection again and punches Delancey.
Layla picks up Delancey but Delancey hits some forearms to Layla and hits a tilt-a-whirl back breaker followed by a knee to the head. Delancey slams Layla's face into the mat and Delancey hits a butterfly suplex for a two count. Then Delancey picks up Layla and Irish whips her into an elbow and a boot to the face. Delancey then some clotheslines to Layla followed by a flying clothesline and Delancey hits a knee drop to the head for a two count. Delancey then chops Layla but Layla Irish whips Delancey and Delancey floats over as Layla misses and hits her shoulder on the ringpost. Then Delancey hits the Dragonkick for a three count.
"Here is your winner, the WWE Women's Champion, Delancey Scott," Lillian announced.
The referee raised Delancey's arm in the air and Delancey turns the Miz who was staring at her. Then Delancey asks for a microphone and she said,
"What are you gonna do now, Miz? Let me tell you something. You are a weak-ass punk. You call yourself a chick magnet, but you're nothing but a pimp. I can see why were cussed out on 'The Real World' because of that racial crap you said. You're a sorry-ass reality loser." Then the Miz takes off his hat. "Yeah, that's right. Take off that ridiculous hat because if you step into the ring with me, you'll be sorry. But since you wanna fight so bad, I'll let my boys do the work."
Then the Boyz in Motion's entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain. The four walked down the aisle and got into the ring and Delancey dragged Layla out of the ring as the Miz got into the ring chasing her.
Delancey distracted the Miz as Brent came off the middle rope and landed a kick to the Miz. Miz got up and charged at Brent but Brent came with a reverse atomic drop. Brent tagged in Jeremy and Jeremy slammed Miz on the mat. Jeremy hit Miz with a top rope elbow and then pulled Miz into the middle of the ring for a two count. Jeremy hit a kneedrop on Miz and hit a second knee for a two count. Jeremy decked Miz with punches over and over and then he tagged in Jason as he gave Miz a chopblock and a standing dropkick. Then Jason put Miz in a front facelock and gave Miz another standing dropkick for two.
Jason put Miz in a reverse chinlock this time and Miz's shoulders went down in the move and Jason got a two count with a chinlock. Miz psyched up out of it and started chopping Jason, but Jason nailed him with a side backbreaker. Jason tagged in Ryan speared Miz. Miz rolled to the floor in pain and Layla checked on Miz as the referee did his count. Miz got back in the ring and Ryan hit Miz with a enzugiri and then Ryan landed a facebuster. Then Ryan tagged in Brent as Ryan got the Miz on his shoulders and the twins hit the Double Impact for the win.
Then Delancey, Jason, and Jeremy got in the ring and they all high-fived each other and their arms were raised in the air. Delancey stared at the Miz and laughed as the boys got on the turnbuckles and raised their arms in the air. Then Delancey turned to Layla who stared at her and Delancey blew the kiss of death as she laughed.
A little later, Delancey was backstage to see the Chain Gang Diva Squad's performance and they were bringing Smackdown's tag team Jesse and Festus along because of their promotion of John Cena's DVD "My Life."
It was mainly Rochelle's idea because Festus was a John Cena fan and I thought this would be interesting.
Then Delancey saw the girls and Jesse and Festus walking arm-in-arm with Kayla come forward.
"Hello, girls," Delancey said. "Jesse and Festus, how wonderful to meet you."
"You too," Jesse said. "Festus, this is the current WWE Women's Champion and the star of 'Undercover Cheerleader, Delancey Scott."
Then Festus extended his hand to Delancey.
"He doesn't talk much, does he?" Delancey said.
"Trust me, Delancey. This is the face of a true gentlemen and he won't hurt you, trust me. In fact, he's also a huge fan of yours."
"Well, thank you. I appreciate it."
"Well, we better get going," Kayla said.
"Okay, have fun."
Then the Squad, Jesse, and Festus went the through the entrance to the arena.
Then Nicole's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Rochelle, Brittany, Kayla, Jesse, and Festus following her. Nicole, Rochelle, and Brittany were wearing personalized "Beware of Dog" football jerseys tied at the bottom, denim shorts, black boots, and the pink Chain Gang wristbands. Kayla was wearing a denim side saddle spaghetti strap top, denim pants, and her short hair straight. The group walked down the ramp and Nicole, Rochelle, Brittany, Jesse, and Festus got into the ring with Kayla walking around the ring and grabbing two chairs. She put them in the ring and Rochelle and Brittany set them up and Jesse and Festus sat down.
Then Nicole, Brittany, and Rochelle got into position and "Running Back to You" by Vanessa Williams started playing in the arena.
Let's go
Break
Boy, you've been running around too long
Now I think you're running out of time
No more jumping in and out of my bed
It's time for me to draw the line
(So you think that) You can call me the only one then walk out the door
(And you think that) You can run around having fun and just come back for more
(I think that) You're living in a fantasy, it's got to be them or me
So if you try it one more time
Baby, don't expect me to come running back
(Running back to you)
Then you'll think about love, all the good love I gave to you
I won't come running
(Running back to you)
And I'll find someone, somebody else to give it to
(Oh oh, oh oh)
I won't come running back
I won't come running
(Oh oh, oh oh)
I won't come running back
I won't come running
After the song ended, the pyro in the turnbuckles lighted up and the crowd cheered and the Chain Gang Diva Squad walked over to Jesse and Festus and kissed them on the cheek.
Well, that was interesting. I wonder what John is thinking of right now as he was watching this.
A little later, it was time for the number one contenders' match for the Women's Championship which was Mickie James versus Melina. Delancey's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the WWE Women's Champion, Delancey Scott," Lillian announced.
Delancey was wearing a black tie-back halter top with a beaded and lace bust and denim jeans. Delancey raised her Women's Title belt in the air as she walked down the ramp, went around the ring, and greeted RAW commentators Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler. Then sat next to them and got a headphone on her head.
"Well, Delancey," Jerry said, "it's great to have you here again."
"I gotta come out here and scout my competition," Delancey said.
"Well, Delancey, as you know, one of these two Divas will have to face you for the Women's Championship at Armageddon," Jerry said.
"And I appreciate that and I'm looking to see who it is."
Mickie's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain. Mickie was bouncing all over and she ran down to the ring and she got on the turnbuckles and raised both of her arms in the air. Mickie got back down and stared at Delancey who was raising the Women's Title belt in the air with a smile. Then Melina's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain. She walked down the ramp, got on the apron, and did her infamous ring entrance. Melina was prancing around the ring and was talking trash at Delancey and Delancey was making tough faces. Then the referee called for the bell.
Melina and Mickie circled around the ring and they locked up and Melina grabbed Mickie's arm and Mickie gets out of the hold and hits a forearm to Melina but Melina punches back and kicks Mickie in the midsection and kicks her to the face. Melina slammed Mickie's face onto the mat and Mickie lands a back kick to the midsection and Irish whips Melina to the corner. Mickie charges into the corner and Melina gets her feet up kicking Mickie in the face. Melina grabs Mickie as she climbs up the turnbuckle and Mickie punches Melina and Mickie gets a press slam from the turnbuckles. Then Mickie lands a Louise Thesz Press followed by punches and covers for a two count. Melina with a rollup for a two count and Melina sends Mickie into the corner and then she kicks Mickie in the midsection. Mickie then hits a back elbow and then floats into a hurricurrana to Melina followed by a kick to the midsection and an Implant DDT for the three count.
Then the referee raised Mickie's arm in the air and Delancey was clapping for her. Mickie then looked at Delancey who was raising the Women's Title belt in the air with a smile and Mickie blew a kiss at her and Delancey did the same thing.
Well, a Women's Championship match between me and former three-time Women's Champion Mickie James. This oughta be an interesting match. Too bad for Melina because her going out with Hornswoggle was for nothing. She brought it on herself hoping to get a title shot but it backfired completely. She better not blame me for her loss against Mickie again or else she's got another thing coming.
A few minutes later, Delancey was coming out of the entrance to the arena when she saw Ric Flair coming forward.
"Hey, Delancey," Ric said.
"Hi, Ric," Delancey said.
Earlier, Ric made an appearance saying that the reason why he has not been on RAW in six months is because he has gotten involved in politics and opened a marketing company while he has pondered his future. His wrestling career cannot go on forever and he knows sooner or later there will be a time for him to retire. Then he announced that he will never retire and that he will retire when he is dead in the ring. Then Vince McMahon showed up and he said he was happy that Ric Flair will never retire that he hopes Ric and his career goes on forever as long as he keeps on winning meaning if he does lose, his career is over. Then psycho Randy Orton shows up and "thanks" Ric in advance for the honor and pleasure of ending Ric Flair's career tonight. That was Vince announced that Randy would face Ric tonight and now I had to give my thanks and best wishes even though I didn't want Ric Flair to leave.
"Listen, I know you'll win this match because I believe in you and there's a lot of people behind you," Delancey said. "Don't let Vince or Randy get to you because obviously they think alike. You've been an idol to everyone including me and I have nothing but faith and the utmost respect for you. So you get out there and show everyone you're the dirtiest player in the game."
"Thanks, Delancey, I appreciate it," Ric said.
"Excuse me," Melina said jumping in between Ric and Delancey. "That's it. That's it, Delancey. I have had it with you jumping in my way every single chance I get. Do you know how angry I am right now with you? You love torturing me? You love messing with me? You love making my life living hell?! Huh?!"
Then Delancey grabbed Melina and kissed her and then Melina wiped her mouth in disgust as she walked away.
"I guess going out on that date with Hornswoggle was for nothing, huh?" Delancey said. "Good luck, Ric."
Then Delancey gave a big peck on Ric's lips and walked away and Ric said,
"Wooooo!"
I had to do it; I mean, kiss Melina to shut her up and stop blaming me over and over again. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she challenged me to a match next week on RAW.