"Honest question, Wario." Crazy Hand stated as he approached Wario, floating in the air as he was in Wario's room within the huge Smash Mansion. "How did those two girls escape so easily?"
Wario, who was picking his nose, simply shrugged as he had his eyes lowered. "Wah. I was more or less half assing it. I kind of expected them to break loose."
"...So why didn't you stop them if you wanted to capture them?" Crazy Hand responded as he clenched himself.
Wario sighed as he stretched hia arms, scratching his butt with his right hand. "Are ya deaf? I just told you, I got lazy."
Shadow entered the room, holding a script in his hands as he approached both Crazy Hand and Wario. "Anyone here want to explain why this story is now a Smash Bros fanfic instead of just a regular crossover story?"
Crazy Hand and Wario exchanged glances with each other, then turned back to Shadow.
"Because the author wanted an excuse to inject more actual quality and content into the story." Crazy Hand stated as he coughed, somehow. "That, and have an excuse to boost up the number of stories featuring you and Daisy."
"And don't forget me!" Wario proudly boasted as he stood on his feet, smiling as his hands were on his fat hips.
Crazy Hand and Shadow just stared blankly at Wario, making the fat, garlic obsessed man feel insulted as he bashed both of them out of his room, proceeding to eat away his feelings with cloves of garlic, mumbling angrily to himself in the process.
Meanwhile, the real stars of the story, Princess Daisy and Amy Rose, after a long hiatus and several wacky off screen adventures, were running away from the various mechanical traps and metal enemies within Dr. Wily's castle, screaming as they farted away, their brassy flatulence not doing a thing to either the enemies or traps as it was nighttime, with the actual Smash Bros battle stage having Mega Man, Pac-Man, and R.O.B. all teaming up against the giant Yellow Devil, who had just recently spawned.
And the chapter ending on this rather poetic, smashing note, with this being the first, and likely only, chapter to not have either gassy girls speak with their mouths or hearts, but with their farts.