Prompt: Key | Title: Just a Girl - 215 words (Naruto/Buffy the Vampire Slayer Crossover, sequel to Chapter 18's "Special Ops.")
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When Buffy had pulled him aside and asked if he could take something back to Konoha for safe keeping - a key - Kakashi hadn't hesitated to say yes. Tsunade would surely approve of fostering continued goodwill between Konoha and The Slayer by granting such a simple request.
Kakashi had forgot his most important rule, however - to look underneath the underneath. But really, how could he have ever guessed Buffy's precious 'key', one that could open portals to hell in her dimension, was her little sister? Her sulky, petulant, very teenage little sister who liked to glower at him. For no reason! Kakashi didn't understand it at all.
"Is he always so obnoxious?" Dawn asked the shorter woman walking next to her.
"Unfortunately," Sakura said with a little sigh. "He also openly reads porn in public."
The brunette shot another glare at him.
If Kakashi had been confused by how enraptured Sakura and Buffy had been over a large selection of shoes, he was completely mystified now. He couldn't even figure out how to look underneath the underneath of what they were saying.
Women, in general, were terribly confusing. Moody teenage girls, he discovered, were to be avoided at all costs if one valued their sanity.
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A/N: The Buffy'verse and Naruto'verse shouldn't really work. It probably doesn't. I still really like it. I'd love to see Sasuke get his ego taken down a notch by Buffy, and for Naruto to share the wonders of ramen with Xander, and for the crack that is Anya and Sai discussing how to pass themselves off as relatively normal.