Total Drama World Tour
Disclaimer: The rights of Total Drama Island belong to its distributors; Teletoon, Cartoon Network, Fresh TV, and Cake Entertainment. The characters of Chris McLean, Chef Hatchet, as well as the twenty-two original contestants, belong to the aforementioned companies. However, the original fourteen contestants that appear in this story belong to their creators. Two belong to me.
The songs which are parodied in this chapter, "Who You Gonna Root For?" and "I'm Wining This," is from Total Drama World Tour.
This fan fiction is rated T for moderate language, mild violence, and mild sexual themes. You have been warned.
Author's Note: This is it, people! The final three episodes are here! They had to come sooner or later. Just for reference, this episode and the next take place at the same time. The finale takes place immediately after the events of this episode/the next. Anyway, this will be the final aftermath, which is kind of a relief. I don't really like doing them, but I do them for the sake of canonicity.
If you weren't aware already, there will be new season. Not everyone will be returning, however. Those who are selected will have nothing to do with placement or personal opinion, but rather what they can provide to the show. However, I encourage those who won't have returning characters to still read, since there is always the possibility of a cameo or a secret return later in the game.
School starts for my tomorrow (the 6th), so this wasn't finished by the end of the summer like originally planned, but I garuntee it will by finished by the end of the month. THAT, my dear readers, is a promise.
Anyway, I hope that you all enjoy this chapter as much as you all did with the last one!
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Hawaiian Style
The Total Drama World Tour Aftermath Show introduction plays followed by a series of highlight clips from Total Drama World Tour.
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Walter walked over to Viktoriya, gave her a big hug, and then gave her the most romantic kiss ever.
"Wow," she said, blushing.
"Just remember that when you go and win this show, okay?" Walter said, winking.
Chris tossed him his parachute and helped him strap it on.
"I'll miss you all," Walter said, waving. "Aria, you're a pretty cool girl. Daniel, you're a stand-up guy. Emma, you... uh," he paused and then blushed. "Try and keep it on... I mean together! Jamie, you're a sweet guy, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Lucian, man, the second you come back, I leave. That's life for you. Viktoriya? You're my girl and I'll be rooting for you until the end."
Before he could jump out, he finally said, "Oh and Zane?"
The strategist raised brow.
Instead of saying something, Walter flipped Zane off before he jumped out.
...
Zane and Jamie gasped in shock, the former looking very angry. He stood up with his fists clenched and if he wasn't careful, he would puncture his palms with his fingernails and then they would probably start bleeding. That would by very unfortunate for Zane, because he would get blood all over his favorite shirt.
"How was I voted off?" he demanded to know.
"Everyone hates you," Lucian whispered loudly, so everyone could hear.
Emma leaned in and whispered something quietly to Emma, so nobody could hear. "Do you remember what I told you to do back in Paris? It's time for you to take action."
Aria didn't understand at first. She thought for a second and the she realized what exactly Emma was talking about. Her eyes widened and her hands started shaking. She looked at Emma with her bright purple eyes.
"No, no, no," she groaned, still whispering. "Don't make me do this."
"Fine," Emma whispered back. "Then everyone knows your secret."
Aria sighed deeply and stood up. She cleared her throat. Once she had everyone's attention, she didn't speak at first. She looked at Zane, who was ready to jump out of the plane, then back at Emma, who was trying hard not to show how happy she was about this.
"I would like to take Zane's place and be eliminated instead," she announced.
Emma handed Shaylie something and this went undetected by everyone else. After handing her an envelope, she quickly gave her a crisp fifty dollar bill. Shaylie nodded and tapped Chris on the shoulder.
"This was given to me to give to you by a Chinese official," Shaylie stated. "He said it had something to do with one of the contestants on the show."
Aria looked at Emma with widened eyes. Emma responded with a grin.
Chris opened the letter and cleared his throat. "Wow, they actually wrote in English... Pretty good too. 'Dear Mr. McLean, I send this to you urgently. It has been brought to our attention that one of the contestants on your show had been identified as the previously unknown Picasso killer. The apparent name of the killer is..." Chris' eyes widened. "Aria Valencia?!"
Everyone gasped in shock and terror upon hearing the words come out of Chris' mouth.
"I... I..." Aria tried to stammer, but tears were flowing down her face.
"Save it for your testimony, crazy," Chris yelled, shoving the parachute into her hands. Then he shoved her off the plane. She screamed loudly until she was so far down she wasn't heard anymore.
...
Chris tossed Zane the final Barf Bag half-heartedly. The schemer grinned and walked over and picked it up.
"Are you serious right now?" Viktoriya snapped, folding her arms.
"Oh, I afraid that I am," Chris said, chuckling.
Shaylie groaned. "What? Lucian was supposed to go home! I can't believe this!"
The host raised a brow. "Oh, I bet you won't believe this either: you're fired!"
"Finally!" Shaylie said, smiling.
"WHAT?"
"I've been trying to get out of this job forever," she groaned. "I thought eliminating a contestant would get me out of the game for sure... and get Lucian out!"
Lucian stuck his tongue out at Shaylie.
Viktoriya folded her arms. "I am not going anywhere. You can't make me."
Chef Hatchet strapped a parachute to her back and prepared to throw her off the plane, but Chris stopped him. "WAIT!"
He strapped a parachute on Shaylie's back. "Take her with you."
The two girls started arguing and bickering and Chef quickly shoved the two of them off the plane.
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Lucian was hanging onto the plane for dear life, although he didn't try and pull himself in. "Before I plummet to my doom," Lucian scoffed, "hear me out..."
Daniel scoffed. "Whatever."
"You want to know how your team mates were voted off, Dan? Emma. She saw Jerome as a threat and got her voted off. You didn't and Aidan couldn't vote, so Emma had Xavier and Holly vote with her. That's a three-two vote. And then the same thing happened with Aidan. She thought he was getting to distracted with Deylanie and voted him off.
"She didn't need Holly anymore and got rid of her. How else could it happen? You didn't vote for her, and Holly obviously wouldn't willingly vote for herself. Emma HAD to have done it! And that's just on your team. She voted off over half the people on the show! She's a friggin' sociopath, Daniel! Believe me! She doesn't like you, she is just using you. You'll see that!"
Daniel didn't say anything at first. He looked over at Emma and then back at Lucian.
He stomped on his fingers and sent him flying out of the plane.
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KA-BOOM!
Before Chris could say the name of the safe contestant, the loud explosion noise filled everyone's ears. They looked around to see where the heck it came from and everyone gasped in terror when they saw what exploded into their faces...
The Jumbo Jet.
"MY BEAUTIFUL PLANE!" Chris cried as he ran to the wreckage. "NO!"
The contestants ran quickly behind Chris to see what the heck happened. Their eyes widened when they saw who was sitting happily in the wreckage, covered in oil and smoke.
"Izzy?" Jamie asked.
The redheaded stowaway cackled. "Explosivo goes BOOM BOOM!"
Chris furiously grabbed Izzy by the shoulders. "Izzy, do you know what you've done goddamnit?"
"... No?"
"YOU'VE DESTROYED THE PLANE! YOU'VE RUINED MY SHOW!"
Izzy giggled. "Whoops."
Emma tapped Chris on the shoulder. "So, what got the boot? Jamie or Zane?"
The host groaned. "Oh, is that what you're worried about? Fine, whatever, it was ZANE! Are you happy?"
"What?" Zane gasped, shocked.
Theme Song Is Played.
The Total Drama World Tour Aftermath Show introduction replayed. Instead of the usual television studio that the aftermath was usually held, it was on a beach in Hawaii. However, the general feel of the aftermaths remained. On the three couches, the veterans and eliminated contestants (before the merge) sat in their usual spots.
Geoff and Bridgette stood up in front of a couch. They waved to the imaginary audience. "Yo, world!" Geoff exclaimed. "Welcome to Total Drama Aftermath, coming to you live from the tropical shores of Hawaii. After travelling all around the world this season, we had to wrap it up with a big shot of paradise."
He swung his arm around Bridgette and continued. "We apologize for the way long intro, but a lot has happened since we last saw you all, but we will be getting to that shortly."
"But Geoff and I aren't here alone," Bridgette said. "Say hello to our pals, the peanut gallery!"
The peanut gallery waved, although some of the spectators looked more pleased than others.
"We're just two episodes away from declaring this season's million dollar winner. And right here is where it's all gonna go down!" Geoff said excitedly.
Bridgette walked a few paces towards one of the couches and continued. "First up it's time to say hey to some friends who got booted off the big show. Please welcome: Walter, Viktoriya, and Aria!"
When Aria was presented to her former competitors and the veterans, most of them gasped in horror and moved a few inches away from her. Even Viktoriya and Walter were standing far away from the half-Hispanic girl. However, she was wearing a mask and was strapped to a chair similar to that of Hannibal Lector.
Confused, Walter scratched his head. "How come we got introduced together? And where's Lucian?"
"We're doing things way differently today," Geoff explained. "And since Lucian already got interviewed for his first elimination, we won't do it again. Plus since Zane is with the final three, he will sadly not be getting an interview himself. But hey, that's the way to raisin oatmeal cookie cleverly disguised as a chocolate chip cookie crumbles."
"Why am in this stupid thing?" Aria snapped, although her voice was muffled.
"We had to due to your being announced as a serial killer," Geoff said nervously. "... Please don't hurt us."
Xavier stood up nervously. "I'm sure she wouldn't hurt us... we're your friends, Aria... well, some of us."
"If you would just let me explain..." Aria began, but Geoff put his hand over the holes in her mask.
"Our good friend Walter was eliminated in Niagara Falls," the party animal said, "and was the first contestant to be eliminated in the merge. But it's not that big of a deal. He got a hot girlfriend out of it. He reminds me of me..."
Xavier scoffed. "Right. I see the resemblance, alright."
Being sarcasm impaired, Geoff replied happily, "Thanks, dude! I try!"
The conservative teen rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.
"Shortly after, Aria was blackmailed by Emma into quitting for Zane," Bridgette continued. "She used evidence that she was the notorious Picasso killer."
"I'm scared," Aidan squeaked. He hid behind Jerome and Shaylie.
Aria groaned. "I told you guys to just let me explain!"
"Explain your rampage?" Shaylie scoffed. "Yeah right. Freak."
"Screw you!" Aria snapped. "You were the one who handed Chris that stupid envelope in the first place."
The blonde jock held up her hands in defense. "Hey, I didn't even know what was in that stupid envelope. Emma just gave me fifty bucks to give it to Chris and say it was from the Chinese minister."
Aria was now to the point of screaming. "You sold me out for money?"
"Again, didn't know it was about you."
"Would that have made a difference?"
"Hell no, it was fifty dollars!"
Bridgette quickly intervened. "Viktoriya was kicked off the show after Emma and Zane perceived her as a threat. Shaylie was also fired in the same episode."
"We also finally found out where Izzy has been the past few weeks," Geoff continued. "She was hiding in the cargo hold and then Chris decided to use her in the challenge. Man, that girl is cray!"
Bridgette pointed to Lucian. "Our returnee Lucian was sadly eliminated after Emma framed him for physically assaulting her. That was a low blow."
When nobody laughed, Bridgette frowned. "Don't you guys get it? Low blow? A hit to the head is a blow... Emma pretended to..."
Geoff swung his arm around his girlfriend. "Leave the jokes to me, babe. But yes, poor Lucian was seen as a jerk to the remaining guys on the show, but thankfully the audience was able to see that he was innocent."
"Indeed," Bridgette said. "Lucian's popularity skyrocketed after he returned and engaged in a heated conflict with Emma. Fans loved seeing a hero like him finally discover and stand up to her."
Lucian grinned and flexed his muscle. "I'm a hero, am I?"
Courtney, who was seated beside Lucian, pecked him on the cheek. "You're my hero for standing up to that cow."
The two of them ignored Duncan, who was turning very red in the face.
"Lastly," Geoff said, "Zane was eliminated after Emma and Daniel's alliance decided he was too risky. Jamie shockingly didn't vote for him despite finding out that he was using him all this time."
"It took him long enough," Georgie commented. "I mean I love the guy, but how ignorant can he be when someone is that obvious?"
Lucian raised a brow. "You serious? Daniel was way more of an idiot about Emma than Jamie was of Zane."
"Nu-uh!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Uh-huh!"
Shaylie groaned. "Let's just agree that Jamie and Daniel are both idiots. End this madness!"
Georgie and Lucian looked at each other and shrugged.
"Okay..." Bridgette said, a little unnerved by the hostility among the rookies. "On to the hosting..."
"Our peanut gallery will soon have a say in who's gonna win the mill," Geoff declared.
Aidan smiled. "For reals? That's awesome! I really hope Daniel wins! He could help me find my dad!"
"Jamie needs to win," Lucian insisted, "he may be an idiot, but at least he's not a jackass."
"Did you just infer that Daniel is a jackass?" Georgie snapped.
Lucian rolled his eyes. "I didn't infer anything. I implied it. You then inferred it."
"Shut up!"
Jerome smacked his forehead and groaned. He slammed his forehead against the side of the couch and muttered to himself, "Jesus, there they go again."
"I'm surrounded by idiots," Xavier muttered.
Deylanie cleared her throat. "I'd want Jamie to win. He's a sweetheart."
"I agree with you there," Aria said, "but I don't think that the gang will be getting her soon."
"Why's that?" Aidan asked.
"They're stranded in Drumheller without any way of getting back," Aria reminded them. "I doubt Chris will do anything about it."
Bridgette frowned. "Aria brings up a good point. Are we sure they're going to get here okay?"
"Relax, babe," Geoff said reassuringly. "These guys are survivors. They'll get here one way or another. And it's gonna be exciting however it goes down! So, who does the peanut gallery think will win?"
Who You Gonna Root For?
Parody/Extended Version of Who You Gonna Root For? From canon Total Drama World Tour
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Daniel, maybe Emma, or will it be Jamie?
Bridgette: There's Daniel, he's a nice guy
But he's been played way hard
Geoff: Good thing he's got muscles
He might win the whole reward!
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Daniel, maybe Emma, or will it be Jamie?
Bridgette: Also Emma, what a b-witch
She played everyone and all
Geoff: Too bad everybody hates her
We're all waiting for her fall
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is Daniel, maybe Emma, or will it be Jamie?
Bridgette: Lastly Jamie, what a trooper
He was tricked, of what a shame!
Geoff: But he's still really smart
He could prevail and win the game!
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Daniel, maybe Emma, or will it be Jamie?
Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Daniel, maybe Emma, or will it be Jamie?
"Before the peanut gallery hold up their flags to show us who they've chosen to root for," Bridgette began, "let's see how our finalists stack up."
The surfer gal motioned to a monitor, which was being powered by a portable generator, and the faces of Daniel, Jamie, and Emma appeared on three cards. They began spinning around in a circle, counter-clockwise, as if it were a slot machine in a casino.
"Who's got the best chance at taking home the cashola? Let's see who might have earned it the hard way with some..."
On the monitor, a man in a fully body cast lying on a stretcher was ran over by an ambulance, which had Chef Hatchet in a female nurse's outfit sitting on the top. He waved to the camera.
"Total Drama!"
While Geoff talked, moments of Jamie throughout the season were displayed on the monitor.
"When Jamie arrived, he immediately showed how compassionate and warm he was. He might have seemed weird at first, but once we got to know the little guy, we couldn't help but love him. Soon into the show, he fell victim to Zane's scheming. Tricked into being his best friend, Jamie unknowingly helped eliminate a good portion of his ex-team mates.
"Even though he is an optimistic and caring guy, his knowledge of Zane's betrayal has obviously weakened him. He's never competed without Zane by his side and he is smart, but weak, leaving him to be our 'unknown quantity.'"
The screen changed to clips from Emma throughout the season. "Next up, Emma."
Lucian faked gagging noises and pretended to shoot himself, earning laughs from Courtney, Xavier, and Jerome.
"Emma at first seemed like your average girl. Smart, skilled, and even friendly... but we were soon shown how dark she really is. Early on, she allied with Zane, and then Xavier. She even went as far as to pretend to be friends with Holly and the girlfriend of Daniel," Bridgette said.
"How are you feeling about that, by the way?" Geoff asked Georgie.
The female fighter clenched her fists. "I don't blame Daniel, he's innocent... But Emma... let's just say you guys better have another one of those restraints ready," she said, pointing to the device Aria was locked in.
Bridgette continued. "She faced a difficult challenge when Lucian, who knew of her sins, returned to the game. However, she was a skilled enough actress to eliminate him several episodes later. Emma might be the least popular contestant, but she is intelligent and reasonably athletic. Also, raise your hand if you're here because of her."
Lucian, Jerome, Aidan, Georgie, Holly, Xavier, Walter, Aria, and Viktoriya raised their hands.
"So basically everyone except the freaky fortune teller girl, the future hooker, and she-hulk 2.0," Duncan commented. "Wow, she's putting Heather to shame."
Heather scoffed. "Excuse me?"
"What did you call me?" Shaylie snapped.
Realizing who he had angered, Duncan gulped and cowered in his seat.
"As for Daniel this season," Bridgette said, "he's managed to fight Xavier, Chris, long-time foe Vincent Green, and even love. He was tricked by Emma about half-way through the season into a friendship and alliance. He unknowingly assisted her in eliminating some of his own friends. But we don't blame him for it. Daniel is clearly the physically strongest remaining player and is reasonable popular."
Aidan chuckled. "Pretty funny if you ask me. Daniel has brawns and popularity, Jamie has brains and popularity, and Emma has brains and brawns."
"We'll see which combo comes out on top," Geoff said, winking at Aidan. "And if Jamie is our unknown quantity and if Emma is the unstoppable force, then that makes Daniel lie somewhere in the middle in terms of likelihood for winning the season."
Bridgette continued. "So far, this race is still too close to call. Let's take a closer look at what might stop our finalists in their tracks."
On the monitor, Jamie was seen writing his novels. "Jamie's greatest asset is his mind, but now that his resources have been destroyed when the plane exploded, he's going to have to use his old fashioned noggin."
"Emma has been shown several times that when she gets her hair wet, she is unable to speak or see. This could very well hinder her ability to do well in the race," Geoff added in.
"And Daniel's biggest weakness seems to be his trustworthiness. For too long has he trusted Emma to help him to the finals, but when he arrives, he could be in for a big surprise," Bridgette said.
Geoff cleared his throat. "Here's where it gets interesting. It's time to vote for your favorite finalist."
On one couch, those who supported Jamie in the game sat holding flags with Jamie's face on them: Xena, Lucian, Holly, Deylanie, Aria, Walter, and Viktoriya.
Jerome, Aidan, Georgie, and Xavier sat on the other couch, each of them holding Daniel flags. Shaylie was the lone supporter of Emma and was standing off to the side.
"You're supporting Emma?" Aidan asked, surprised.
Shaylie shrugged. "Eh. She gave me fifty bucks."
"That's dirty money," Aria hissed.
Geoff cleared his throat. "Now just for kicks, how about we see what our old friends think of the new finalists? If you're a Jamie fan, please, go to his side! Same goes to the Daniel fans. And if for whatever reason you want Emma to win, go to her side... I guess."
Ezekiel, Katie, Sadie, Cody, Trent, Bridgette, DJ, Geoff, Noah, Leshawna, Gwen, Courtney, and Owen went to Jamie's side. Harold, Beth, Duncan, Eva, and Tyler went to Daniel's side. Justin, Heather, and shockingly Lindsay, went over to Emma's side.
"Lindsay?" Bridgette asked, flabbergasted. "Justin? Heather, I understand, but why you guys?"
"She's feisty and beautiful," Justin explained, "those are the qualities every man looks for in a woman."
Geoff shook his head. "I don't like feisty."
Justin frowned. "Shut up, dude."
Still confused, Bridgette asked, "Lindsay... why?"
"She has Legally Blonde pink nail polish," Lindsay said, as if she were discussing the weather. "Do you know how hard it is to get that? Like, really hard!"
Duncan looked over to who was with him on Daniel's side and raised his unibrow. "Okay, I understand Anti-Jock and Lady Hercules," this comment earned glares from Tyler and Eva, "but why Doris and Former Brace face?"
"We have names, you know," Tyler grumbled.
"I respect Daniel for being a jock and not picking on those weaker or dorkier than he is," Harold explained. "They are most admirable traits, considering that most jocks do pick on nerds. Tyler is another exception."
Beth tapped her fingers together nervously. "Well, it's partly because of what Harold said, but also because he's really cute."
"Watch it, girl!" Georgie shouted.
The farm girl cowered behind Eva in fear. This was a mistake, as Eva barked at her "Don't touch me."
Beth quickly ran over to Harold, who patted her back kindly.
The camera did a close up of Geoff, and then backed up a little. "Now that the team situation is taken care of, we can take this aftermath to a whole new level of awesome!" The camera panned out to reveal that Geoff was alone on the beach. "What?" he said, although he obviously knew what was going on. "Where'd everybody go? Let's ask Bridgette!"
Bridgette and the thirty-three former contestants were gathered at the top of a waterfall. Now only one people were holding flags for each team. Aidan was holding his for Daniel's team, Xena was holding hers for Jamie's team, and Shaylie was holding hers for Emma's team.
The groups were separated from each other to more easily identify who was with whom.
"Thanks, Geoff!" Bridgette said. "So, peanut gallery, have you missed being in the game?"
"..."
"Great! Because you're going to be competing to help your favorite final three contestants win."
Aria tried to cheer for Jamie, but then she fell to the ground, but could not get up, because she was restrained in the harness and wheeled-thing. [1]
"So am I the only one who wants to give her a chance?" Bridgette asked. "Not even you, Xavier?"
The Republican chuckled. "Of course I do. I just like watching her squirm. Plus this is payback for all the times she called me 'Papi'."
Aria chuckled as Bridgette helped her up. "Love you too, Papi," she said half-lovingly and half-annoyed.
Geoff arrived to the scene, grinning. "I'm glad you're all so passionate about who you're supporting, because one member of each team is about to risk their lives for their favorite finalist. Any volunteers?"
Aidan raised his hand.
"Sweet!" Geoff grinned. "Aidan's up for team Daniel!"
"No, I had a question," Aidan corrected the party animal. "I wanted to know if this was veterans and rookies or just rookies."
"You're a rookie," Noah pointed out, "how would it make a difference to you?"
Aidan frowned and kicked a rock to the side. "I was just curious, is all."
"Well, let's hope curiosity doesn't kill the cool cat," Bridgett said, smiling, "because you're up for the challenge."
Nobody responded.
"Come on, that was funny!" Bridgette insisted.
Geoff smiled at Bridgette and kissed her on the cheek. "Babe, you know I love you, but you're about as funny as a car crash."
Shaylie raised her hand and grinned. "Oh, I am so going to win this thing for Emma. Plus I'm a beast as surfing."
"Perfect," Geoff said, winking. "And for Team Jamie?"
"If Shaylie's doing it, I'll do it," Lucian shouted. "I'll finally get my revenge!"
Geoff nodded. "Perfect! Let's take a look at what Aidan, Lucian, and Shaylie are up against. Players have to race to the top and then snag one of the traditional Hawaiian leis from Ku, the Hawaiian God of prosperity and sporting events.
"Then grab a board and take it back down the stream. Oh, and when you get to the bottom, watch out for a teensy bit of lava."
"Sweet baby Jesus," Aidan gasped.
"Oh crap!" Lucian cried.
"Nice!" Shaylie cheered.
Geoff motioned to a chalkboard with several well-drawn animals on it. "First though, here are some pictures of animals you can find in Hawaii..."
"... If you went to the Maui Zoo," Bridgette added in.
"Each team must pick an animal to represent the spirit of their player. Shaylie, which animal do you think best represents Emma?"
The blonde walked over to the chalkboard and immediately pointed to the snake. "Duh, she was a snake in the grass. I would say dog for... obvious reasons, but dogs are loyal, which Emma is not."
"Perfect," Bridgette said, "Emma's spirit animal is the snake. Aidan, could you choose for Daniel?"
Aidan nodded and pointed to the Labrador. "He's loyal, strong, and sweet. I pick the Labrador!"
"And what animal do you pick for Jamie, Lucian?" Geoff asked.
Lucian thought for a moment and pointed to the dolphin. "The dolphin. He's kind and smart. Easy."
"Okay then," Geoff said, "but here's the catch. If you get past that pesky lava spray with your leis intact, you have to put the lei on your team's spirit animal to win."
"Whoever leis their team's animal first," Bridgette said, "will win a major advantage for their finalist. Second place will win a modest advantage."
"And last place gets squat," Geoff added in, "which is going to make the final challenge pretty impossible for their friend... assuming they even get that far."
"Good luck, you guys!" Bridgette said sweetly.
Geoff cleared his throat. "And go!"
"Prepare to be crushed!" Shaylie shouted to Lucian.
"If you think I'm gonna be crushed by you, then you have another thing coming!" Lucian retorted.
"Oh, do I? Well, I'll have you know, that I..."
Courtney groaned. "Come on! Aidan is getting ahead! You need some motivation."
The CIT pressed her lips against the DJ's, and he grinned widely. He nodded and quickly chased after the extrovert. Shaylie didn't move.
"Um... does any guy want to give me some motivation?"
Nobody responded.
"Screw you all," she shouted and then quickly ran after the two boys.
Aidan wore a pair of dark blue trunks, Lucian had on a pair of neon green trunks, and Shaylie was wearing a black bikini with blue straps.
Eventually, the three off them reached the top of the waterfall at approximately the same time. Aidan smiled warmly at the two and waved, but Lucian and Shaylie didn't respond and just glared at each other. They reached for the same lei and briefly wrestled over it, until Aidan gave Lucian a lei. He grinned and let go, sending Shaylie falling down.
Aidan grabbed the last lei and placed it around his neck.
"Don't worry, Daniel," Aidan said, smiling. "I'm going to win this for the both of us."
"In your dreams," Shaylie laughed.
"Dreams come true!" Aidan said defensively.
Lucian placed the lei around his own neck. "Yeah right. Keep dreaming."
"I will. Because they come true."
Shaylie and Lucian exchanged a look. "We should really use different metaphors," Lucian muttered.
"Agreed," Shaylie groaned, rolling her eyes.
DING DING!
Geoff arrived, holding a ukulele. "Sorry, but Chris said we had to make you sing a song."
"Awesome!" Aidan cheered. "It's been a while since I sang on this show. I might be a bit rusty." He cleared his throat and his voice changed to a sing-song tune. "We're in Hawaii. Yeah, yeah, Hawaii."
"No, a song about the challenge!" Geoff explained. "Hit it!"
I'm Winning This
Parody of I'm Winning This from canon Total Drama World Tour
Aidan: I'm doing this Aidan Powell style
Although it could take a while
Here's hoping I don't get hit by
The lava that's a fallin'
Lucian: One last chance to prove I'm right
That will surely end our fight
Why else would I volunteer
For something that is lethal?
Aidan (Lucian): I'm winning for real (Yeah, yeah!)
Lucian (Aidan): I'm winning this deal (Yeah, Yeah!)
Aidan (Lucian): I'm a surfing beast (Yeah, yeah)
Lucian (Aidan): I'm winning for real (Yeah, yeah)
Shaylie: Sure the boys are far ahead
But little do they know they are dead
Yeah, I'm mean and on Emma's team
Oh, I'll show him he ain't a winner!
Aidan (Lucian): I'm winning for Dan (Yeah, yeah)
Cuz I'm his number one man (Yeah, yeah)
Lucian (Aidan): Winning 'cuz I have skills (Yeah, yeah)
Jamie won't have to work to pay the bills (Yeah, yeah)
Aidan: (Spoken) GAH! Lava! Lava! Hot Hot!
Lucian: (Spoken) Ouch! My hair!
Shaylie: Step aside, screw you
This is the day you'll rue
Lucian (Shaylie and Aidan): Step aside, let me through (Yeah, yeah)
Shaylie (Aidan and Lucian): I'm still hunting you, oh yeah (Yeah, yeah)
I'm winning this time (Yeah, yeah)
Aidan: Sorry, guys, it's mine! (Yeah, yeah)
Shaylie: Oh, I'm no longer behind! (Yeah, yeah)
Aidan, Lucian, and Shaylie: Oh, I'm winning this time. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Shaylie was the first to arrive at the bottom of the waterfall, but the snake bit her in the leg and she passed out from the venom. The lei landed a few inches away from the snake. Lucian hit the side of the dolphin tank and caused it to crack. The dolphin jumped out of the now broken tank and jumped into the water.
Aidan was the last to arrive and quickly reached the dog. The Labrador took kindly to Aidan and licked his face. Aidan chuckled and placed the lei around his neck. The dog didn't even seem to notice; he went right back to licking Aidan's face. The extrovert laughed as he let the dog climb all over him.
Suddenly, the dolphin jumped out of the water and landed in what he thought was a hoop, but it was actually Lucian's lei. Lucian cheered as he pulled himself out of the broken glass.
"Yes! Second place!" he cheered. "Doesn't matter, I still beat Shaylie! Yes!"
"Is she going to be okay?" Aidan asked as he scratched the dog's belly.
Lucian shrugged. "We might get some peace and quiet."
Aidan gasped in horror.
"Relax," Lucian said, rolling his eyes. "I'm sure she's fine."
Back on the beach, the three temporary-contestants, including an unconscious Shaylie, stood in their swimsuits.
"So what did I win Daniel?" Aidan asked.
"Um, about that..." Geoff began. "No one was supposed to win."
Lucian and Aidan gasped. "What?!"
"It was Chris' idea," Bridgette explained. "But someone did win, because nice guys finish first! And thanks to Aidan, Daniel is going to receive a major advantage to use in the final challenge: a wheelbarrow! ... It'll make sense eventually. Team Jamie, congrats! You win the minor advantage, a baby stroller. Yay!"
Geoff nodded. "And since Team Emma came in last, Emma wins nothing but a dozen teens who hate her."
Bridgette chuckled. "That's so not going to help her in the final challenge."
Lucian cackled. "I know! She's screwed! Screwed good! We all screwed her good!"
Silence.
Realizing what he said, Lucian blushed and nervously looked to the side.
"How will Daniel's advantage play out?" Bridgette asked the audience. "Will Jamie be able to keep up with just a stroller? Will Emma tank completely thanks to her disadvantage?"
Geoff continued. "How in the name of Total Drama will Daniel, Jamie, and Emma even get here for the finale?"
"Find out the answers to those and a whole lot of other crazy questions next time on Total... Drama..."
"GAAAAAAH!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"MY LEG!"
"OUCH!"
Everyone turned around to see what all the commotion was about and when they all looked behind, they gasped in shock.
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End of Chapter Twenty Six/Episode Twenty Four.
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Next Location: Road trip!
Remaining Contestants: Daniel, Emma, Jamie.
Elimination Order: Xena, Lucian, Jerome, Shaylie, Aidan, Holly, Deylanie, Georgie, Xavier, Walter, Aria, Viktoriya, Lucian (again), Zane.
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Team Incredible Chris: Aidan (Eliminated), Daniel, Xavier (Eliminated), Holly (Eliminated), Emma, Jerome (Eliminated)
Team Einstein: Walter, Deylanie (Eliminated), Shaylie (Eliminated, returns as intern), Lucian (Eliminated, will return), Viktoriya.
Team Equality: Jamie, Aria, Xena (Eliminated),Zane, Georgie (Eliminated)
Merge: Aria (Eliminated), Daniel, Emma, Jamie, Lucian (Eliminated), Viktoriya (Eliminated), Walter (Eliminated), Zane (Eliminated)
Author's Note: Again, sorry for the long wait, but was it worth it? I hope so? Anyway, I wanted to get this out before school started, and since school starts on the 6th for me (tomorrow as I type this), I spent all day writing it. No promises for when the final two chapters come out, though.
Thanks for the reviews, everyone!
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