Epilogue

19 Days Later

All of the Hogwarts students sat in the Great Hall. The teacher's table had been replaced by a large stage with red curtains. Colin walked out onto the stage and everyone cheered.

"I'd like to present, with much contribution from Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes, the first ever Hogwarts play!"

The audience cheered again. The curtains opened and Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked out onto the stage.

"Hello Ron," said Harry in a pretend voice.

"Hello Harry," said Ron in a pretend voice as well. "Hello Hermione."

"Hello Ron and Harry," said Hermione in a bored voice.

"Is it me or has Snape been extra bossy recently?" asked Ron.

"You're right," said Harry. "Oh no, here he comes now!"

Fred walked on stage dressed like Snape. "What are you students doing?" asked Fred in his best imitation of Snape.

"We're just talking," said Hermione.

"Don't be a smarty pants Miss Granger," said Fred, "Now go do your homework before I take points away!"

Off stage Dumbledore giggled. "That's just like you Severus!"

"Oh har har," said the real Snape who was controlling the curtains.

"You know what?" asked Fred. "I will take some points. Fifty points from Gryffindor, because you're all ugly! Except for you Hermione, you're not as ugly as usual. Did you steal one of my not ugly potions?"

Dumbledore giggled again.

"Don't be so mean!" said Ron.

"Another fifty points for telling a teacher what to do!" snapped Fred.

"Ha ha ha!" said Voldemort as he walked on stage.

"Oh no! It's Voldemort!" said Harry.

"That's right!" said Voldemort. "I'm here to take over Hogwarts and kill you too. I'm a multi-tasker! Give it up for me!"

"Good one master!" said Fred and the real Snape at the same time.

Dumbledore was rolling around on the floor laughing.

"We need to stop him," said Ron.

He and Harry pulled out their wands. "Giggling goofus!"

"Oh no!" said Voldemort as he pretended to be flung off stage.

By now, Dumbledore was banging his head against the wall laughing.

"I think the spell hit Dumbledore instead," whispered Hermione to Ron.

Voldemort jumped back on the stage. "It will take more than that to stop me!"

"Actually," whispered Colin from behind the curtain, "that was supposed to stop you."

"It was?" asked Voldemort. "Umm... Ahh, an after shock!"

Voldemort pretended to fly off the stage again. The curtains then closed. A few seconds later they opened again.

"Act two," said Colin.

Harry walked on stage. "Oh no! Voldemort's snake has been following me around again."

George walked on stage dressed as a snake. "Hiss hiss. Hello Harry! What fun things are we going to do today? Hiss hiss."

"Well I was thinking of just doing my homework," said Harry.

"Hiss. You don't need all that nasty homework Harry!" said George as he grabbed some papers out of Harry's hands and threw them into the audience.

"Oh no!" said Harry. "Now Snape is going to kill me!"

"Why am I going to kill you?" asked Fred as he walked back onto stage again.

"Umm... no reason."

"And why are you keeping an illegal snake on Hogwarts grounds? Fifty points from Gryffindor! And another fifty for good measure!"

"Now look what you've done!" said Harry.

"Well had you been nice to me in the first place, I might not have been so desperate... hiss," said George.

"That darn Harry!" said Fred. "He could solve all his problems so easily."

"How?" asked George.

"By buying Fred and George's Weasley Wizarding Wheezes, that's how!"

"What a great idea!" said George.

"Hey!" said Harry. "How can you understand Nagini, Snape?"

"That's Doctor Professor Snape to you Mr. Potter!"

"When did you become a Doctor?" asked Harry.

"When I got my Ph.D. in cooking!"

"So dose that make you a cookie doc?"

"Fifty more points!"

The curtains closed again and opened a few seconds later.

"Act three," said Colin.

Dumbledore and Harry walked on stage.

"So Professor," said Harry, "how did you say that I needed to defeat Voldemort?"

"Well Berry-"

"It's Harry!" whispered Colin.

"Eww! A hairy berry?"

"So I'm supposed to defeat Voldemort with hairy berries?" asked Harry.

"Voldemort dose seem to freak out when ever I throw out my hairy berries," said Dumbledore. "And they're just awful in pies!"

Voldemort walked on stage again. "Did someone say my name? Ha ha ha!"

"Go away!" said Dumbledore. "No one likes you! You're a loser!"

"Ouch!" said Voldemort. "I didn't' know that was in the script."

"It isn't," said Colin. "Just roll with it."

"Okay," said Voldemort. "Umm... At least I live a whole book longer than you."

"Don't even go there!" said Dumbledore angrily.

"What are you even talking about?" asked Harry.

"I finally got to the end of the coloring book!" said Voldemort triumphantly. "And I found out that you die at the end of the sixth book!"

"You only finished it now?" asked Dumbledore. "I finished mine weeks ago!"

"Only because you knew about them earlier!"

"Hey! I can't help it if you don't have good spies!"

"Do you think that I would have my spies paying attention to such silly things?"

"I think this is no longer a play," whispered Harry to Colin. "Close the curtains."

"Oh yeah?" Dumbledore asked Voldemort. "Well that shows how uptight you are!"

"Call me uptight will you?!"

"Them fight'n words?!" asked Dumbledore in a western accent.

"This stage ain't big enough for the two of us!"

Colin jumped out on stage. "THE END!" He then signaled for Snape to pull the curtains shut as fast as possible.

AN: It's over! But it was good while it lasted. I would like to thank everyone for their reviews and I would also like to thank my sister for helping me write this. Please leave a review because that would be "Just fantastic!" as Dumbledore would put it.