Author's Note: I am so sorry for not updating sooner! I've been very busy with college searches and preparing for the SAT's! Hope you enjoy this chapter!

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Chapter 26 (Sweet Revenge)

BPOV

It took hours but my plan was finally complete. I was glad Jasper had Alice occupied and Emmett could be as dumb as a rock when he wanted to.

"What's that?" Edward asked

"Just a little thing I came up with," I told him lifting up a box marked charity; it contained some of my clothes from my closet. And there were many more boxes similar to this one, now don't you see why I've been spending hours?

"But you'll have nothing left," Edward said but by his tone he seemed unbothered. Perve I thought to myself.

I pointed to the book shelf in our room, behind the books I had stored some of my ratty jeans and t-shirts both things Alice had hated.

"Smart," he said but he seemed a little disappointed he didn't seriously expect I would walk around nude did he?

"Yeah you didn't marry me for my looks," I told him

"No I married you for you," he said leaning down to kiss me.

"No, no," I said shaking my head, kissing was a distraction I still had a lot to do.

"Do you have her credit cards?" I asked him lifting out my hand; I tried to give him a look that said I'm not rejecting you.

He seemed to lighten up "yes." He stated handing me a pile of credit card banded together by multicolored rubber bands.

"And this is all?" I asked eying the wad of shiny cards in my hands, there must have been at least fifty.

He nodded

I lifted my scissors from beside me on the bed and took off the rubber bands. Edward sat beside me holding a pair of scissors in his right hand as we began snipping the cards in half.

"This is genius," he said to me

I smirked, "I can't believe it's working," I told him

Then our bedroom door flew open and Alice stood there her normal pixie haircut in a wild array, her dress wrinkled.

"Don't you dare! Isabella Marie Cullen drop the scissors!" Alice ordered her usual sweet face was in a frown.

"It's revenge." I told her

"For hell it is! You enjoyed yourself, you saw your friends and even if that were not true, I was only the one who kept the secret it wasn't my idea!" Alice shouted

I stared back at her my scissors slipping from my hands and hitting the wood floor with a clank.

"She's telling the truth," Edward said placing the scissors back on the bed.

"OK I'm sorry Alice it was only sixteen cards you can have mine," I told her. Yeah I had like twenty credit cards God knows why.

"No Bella their yours, but now you owe me sixteen shopping trips and the rest of my cards back," she said her pale hand reaching out for the messy pile on the bed. "Also unpack the boxes Bella and throw away your ratty jeans and shirts or I will," Alice said walking off.

"I feel bad," I told Edward

"Its fine," Edward said I turned to him he was still smirking at me.

"It's time for Emmett I suppose," I told him.

"Yeah what do you have in mind?" he asked his smirk turned into a grin and I could just imagine the ideas running through his head.

"I'm not sure, you?" I asked

"What nothing from my evil genius?" he asked

I pouted "I wasn't that evil was I?" I asked

"We're vampires it comes with the territory," he said nonchantly.

I frowned wondering if I had gone too far with Alice, "well now I got sixteen shopping trips," I told him.

"Yeah that's the price you have to pay," he said

"Why isn't she taking you with me too?" I asked

"So Emmett? Do you think public humiliation is enough?" Edward asked ignoring the subject so I went along dropping the topic completely at least for now.

"Nah! What's something he can't live without?" I asked

"His jeep!" we said at the same time

"I could ruin it…no that's worse than Alice's. Maybe paint it?" I said but it came out as a question.

"Hot pink!" Edward said a little too excited

I turned shocked at my husband but then as I let it sink in it was perfect what other color would de-macho him? "Now you're the evil genius," I told him grinning back.

We walked back to the main house; we would have to wait until Emmett had left for a hunting trip. As we entered the house we heard Jasper and Emmett on the Xbox.

A few seconds later we heard Jasper gloat as he won and Emmett beg for a rematch.

Alice appeared beside us in pristine condition, "I'm in if you want help," she said to us.

"You're not mad?" I asked

"I can't blame you I suppose still I wish you had done something less harmless," Alice said.

"What happened?" asked Jasper walking over to Alice

Who had partly been in on the plan, "just the plan." Edward said

"The packing Bella's clothes and giving them away plan?" Jasper asked

"Kind of…" I trailed turning to Edward I wasn't sure how my blond haired brother would take it. I mean he could get pretty protective of Alice and though he completely agreed that yes his wife was indeed a shopaholic he could never take something that meant so much to her away. I knew it would break his heart to see her sad.

"Kind of?" he asked watching us with anxious eyes he knew we were guilty of something he could feel it.

"Well we also cut up some of her credit cards," I said bowing my head in shame.

He frowned at us but then began laughing "I would have loved to see Alice's face! Oww!" Jasper said as Alice punched him in the arm.

"Wimp!" shouted Emmett then we heard a clatter from the other room and 'my vase!' from Esme.

"What just happened?" I asked

"I hit my husband with Esme's vase," Rosalie said walking out of the living room in a scary calm manner.

"Hey Rose how do you feel on getting back at Emmett?" I asked feeling a smirk grow once again on my face.

"Whatever it is, I'm in," she said.

A/N: How was it? And again I am SO SORRY for not updating sooner R&R please and next chapter will be Emmett's worse nightmare…well maybe not his worst. Then afterwards you'll see if Jessica and Mike can play happy family, finally their reactions to the show!