AN: I know I should be working on my mini-plot "Team Rescue Temari" but I'm currently arguing with Haru and can't concentrate on writing with him being in the story without having him die or something. I love Haru, but being around your brother who is three years younger than you 24/7 gets really annoying. XD So enjoy a random update from the inner recesses of my mind! With no Haru this chapter, but that just means more Aki time!!!! Oh, and btw, all Naruto characters are time-skip age, and to be different I'll be 8 years old. (Oh, the good old days…)
Dedication: Hmmm, who should I dedicate this too? Oh, I know! How about to everyone that reads this and reviews! You keep me going! Thanks to you all I've become a pretty successful author here on fanfiction. I've improved immensely from the first time I started writing.
Disclaimer: Naruto was brought into existence by the amazing and far superior to myself Masashi Kishimoto. I was brought into existence by my mommy and daddy :D
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In My Room
Aki: Hmmm, I need something to do. With my current situation of being uber pissed at Haru over another trivial occurrence, I have no comic relief. Damn.
Naruto: Hey Aki-chan!!
Aki: Oh, hey Naruto. Wait, how the hell did you get in my room?!
Naruto: Sasuke still has the key you gave him from way back when he baby-sitted Haru.
Aki: I knew I was missing something! Oh shit, if Mom knew that a dangerous ninja had a key to our house, I'd be dead!
Naruto: Uh, Aki-chan, aren't you a little young to be cursing like that?
Aki: But Konohamaru cursed when he was younger, so why can't I?
Sakura: Nice comeback, Aki-chan!
Aki: What, you too, Sakura?! How the heck is everyone getting into my house?!
Sai: I believe the Uchiha made spares.
Aki: -buries face in hands- I'm screwed! Mommy's gonna be really pissed at me when she finds out!
Sakura: Um, Aki-chan, you should have known by now that Sasuke is sick and twisted, so he decided to screw your life over by making spares for everyone in Konoha.
Sasuke: Tru dat.
Everyone: oO
Sakura: Sasuke-kun, did you just say "Tru dat"?!
Sasuke: Hn.
Aki: -face is hidden by shadows-
Naruto: Uh, Sasuke-teme…
Sakura: Sasuke-kun…
Sai: I think what dickless and Miss Ugly are trying to say is you had better start running.
Sasuke: -scoffs- Like I'm afraid of a now 8 year old girl.
Aki: SASUKE!!!! –jumps up all of a sudden older and scarier than Inner Sakura-
Sasuke: …shit…-takes off sprinting-
Aki: GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!!!! –chases after Sasuke-
Naruto, Sakura, and Sai: -watch as a 15 year old Aki chases after Sasuke throughout Konoha-
Naruto: Sooooo, anyone up for some ramen! –does foxy grin-
Sakura: Sure, why not. Good thing Kakashi-sensei isn't having any training today, and I'm off from training with Tsunade-sama.
Naruto: How about you Sai?
Sai: I've got nothing better to do, so I might as well let dickless treat me to ramen.
Naruto: Wha--?!
Sakura: RAMEN ON NARUTO!!!
Naruto: Hey, that's wasn't part of the—
Sakura and Sai: -drag Naruto to Ichiruka for some ramen, Naruto's treat-
With Aki and Sasuke
Sasuke: Aaaaahhhh!!!! –being dragged by a yet again 8 year old Aki to a secluded area of a forest-
Aki: -evil smirk- Oh, do I have a good punishment for you! –snaps fingers-
-a hoard of Sasuke fan girls (and boys) appear-
Aki: Have fun, ladies! (and gentlemen!)
Sasuke: NOOOOO!!!!
Fan Girls (and Boys): -pounce on Sasuke; clothes are seen flying through the air-
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AN: I know, very short, very random, but I felt like doing something with Team 7 today, just because. Maybe cuz I'm saving all my Team 10 ideas for this oneshot I'm writing right now XD look for it soon! It's gonna be good, with a load of humor as well! Well thanks for reading and please review!