*aham* *cough* (You haven't done this in a while Amy. Keep focused) PROFESSOR LAYTON AND LUKE AND CLIVE AND FLORA AND A PILLOW PET AND BLONDE CHICKEN AND A VERY EXCITED TOILET READ, "Professor Layton and the Mashed Potato Box," By Chiihuahua

It was a cold and stormy night, and the gang cuddled together in front of the computer. It was time to choose a story and-

"WAIT ONE MINUTE," The Professor screamed, pointing his finger to the ceiling, "YOU OWE US AN EXPLANATION!"

Clive coughed loudly, and pointed to the door where I stood.

"Oh,"

The Professor stopped pointing at the ceiling and continued pointing at me.

"WAIT ONE MINUTE, YOU OWE US AN EXPLANATION,"

"No I don't," I said, folding my arms.

"Yes you do!" The Professor said, "Or I'm telling my mummy!"

"I don't really give a shit," His mother said, walking past.

"I don't owe you an explanation," I said.

"You…you don't?" The Professor's eye twitched slightly.

"Um…do you want me too?"

The Professor grabbed his ladybug pillow pet, and fell onto the floor, rocking backwards and forwards, sucking him thumb.

"That's really creepy," I stepped backwards, but my escape route was blocked by a blonde chicken, "Well…um…there was dragons and unicorn and a golfing incident and flying scarves and more unicorns and a bounty hunter and fluffy goldfish,"

The Professor stood up, "Oh, ok, then,"

"Let's read a story!" Luke clapped his hands, and began frothing in the mouth. I jumped out the window and into a bush and ran off.

While they read, "Professor Layton and the mashed potato box," the excited toilet was dancing to the cha cha slide and a hat was doing Elvis impressions.

Clive turned to Luke, "Why were you freaking out about a key?" He asked. Luke stood up, and put his hand on his chest,

"My friends, my comrades, my enemies, though out the history of the world, key's have been a magical instrument. From when the first caveman unlocked the first door, key have, quite literally, opened a new world for us. From the dark and measly middle ages, where the key unlocked a horrible world full of witches and torture machines, to the modern days, where the key might open a simple bathroom, or a museum, or a cinema. The uses of such a simple key if limitless. In oral terms, it could be unlocking a key to your heart, or a sexual innuendo, such as they key going into the key lock. Mi burro es la grasa río gofres salchicha grande, people, Mi burro es la grasa río gofres salchicha grande."

"Ummm," Clive stared, "So what do you think of the story?"

"It was hilarious!" Flora said.

I leapt into the room, "Excuse me, but you forgot to die,"

"Oh, sorry," Flora said, and threw herself out the window.

"I think it was funny," Layton said.

I leapt into the room again.

"GOOD FREAKEN NEWS EVERYONE!" I yelled, "ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!"

"Oh God no," Clive shivered.

"Please no…." Layton burst into tears.

Luke jumped out the window.

Fires burned.

Dinosaurs somehow came back to life.

People die.

"Yes!" I yelled, "It's my birthday tomorrow!"