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Redflower Fox: Thanks! I'm glad you are liking it! And yes the house is getting a tad full but Jenna does have a big house so it's all good. )
Chapter: 26: "YOU'RE THE FATHER!!!"
-After everybody chased the random announcer back to his studio, and after they tried to get in through every possible way, (which led to Will ripping his pants and then Katie, Jenna and Melissa taunting him with "I see London, I see France, I see William's underpants….") they all retreated back to Jenna's house where a sudden snow storm hit and Andre is still sitting on the curb, freezing his ass off…Ha, ha.-
Firmin: -feeling bad for Andre- why can't we let him in?
Katie: he needs to learn his lesson! He can not get away with attacking us.
Firmin: don't you think he had enough punishment…I mean for God's sakes he's blue!
Jenna: yes…but its not from the cold weather. –Holds up a blue paint can-
Andre: Damnit!
Katie: ooooohhh! You've been owned!
Everyone who is not the 21st century: HUH?
Katie: -sigh- he was found out…ugh…these 19th century people are wearing me out…
Erik: well if you would stop talking in such a different fashion than us maybe we wouldn't wear you out.
Katie: why can't you just learn to talk 21st century!
Erik: why can't you learn to speak 19th century!
Katie: because you always look towards the future not the past! So you should learn future talk since you're in the future!! Everyone on this planet in this time period right now will be talking 21st century because –gasp- we're in the 21st century! So…GET USED TO IT!
Erik: make me!!
Katie: -looks at Jenna- are you ready?
Jenna: Damn straight!
Katie: word!
Jenna: yo!
Katie: Chillin' like a gangstar!
Jenna: Fo' Shizzle
Katie: my nizzle! Dawg!
Jenna: Homie G
Katie: Hellz yea boy!
Jenna: Ye-ah, son.
Katie: GuUuUuUuUuUrl! All up in my grill!
Jenna: it's all good!
Katie: 'cha.
Erik: -is now on the ground twitching-
Will: That's pathetic…really…
Jack: No….that's pathetic –points to Will's underwear that has little bunnies on it-
Will: -covers the hole in his pants- I ran out of plain white, So sue me!
Elizabeth: He actually has a whole drawer full of underwear that is exactly like that.
Will: Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: sorry. –Grins-
Will: -grumble, grumble-
Melissa: Can we get inside, it's freezing!
Jenna: sure.
-Everyone starts heading inside-
Christine: wait! Erik is still in the snow!
-Everyone turns to see Erik still twitching in the snow.-
Jenna: ok someone grab him by his cloak and drag him in.
Jack: I'll do it! –Walks over to Erik grabs his cloak and dragged him through the snow and into the house.- there! –Throws Erik on the dog bed-
Elizabeth: oh that's nice Jack just throw him on that hair covered blanket!
Jack: -shrugs- I got him out of the snow didn't I?
Elizabeth: -sighs- yes Jack you did.
Jack: What more do you want from me woman? –Pause- Well you don't have to say it out loud if you don't want to –smirks-
Elizabeth: Jack Sparrow! –Slaps his face-
Jack: Don't think I deserved that…
Elizabeth: Yes you did! You must get the notion out of your head that I want to do things with you because I do not!
Jack: Keep telling yourself that love, you'll come to your senses eventually.
Elizabeth: disgusting pig!
Christian: what strange, twisted, time have we come into?
Jenna: You have come into America, but more importantly, New York, in the year 2007. It is no 1899.
Christian: I can see that. You have pirates running around.
Melissa: oh no, they, like you, are from another "time" as is Erik, -points to Erik still twitching on the hairy bed-, Christine, Raoul, Firmin and Andre and other characters who just seemed to vanish from this story.
Christian: how interesting…this could be something to write about when I get home…adventures in another dimension….
Satine: Oh, speaking of writing, Christian did you keep your promise?
Christian: …not yet. But I was going to! I swear I was!
Satine: Hm…
Christian: I was! I wasn't…in the mood…
Satine: alright, I understand.
Jack: You should treat me like that
Elizabeth: I don't love you Jack! Get over it!
Jack: Three stages love
Elizabeth: what?
Jack: There are three stages of a crush, Lovey
Elizabeth: I do not love you!
Jack: Denial…
Elizabeth: Jack Sparrow, Cut it out or I will hurt you!!!
Jack: Anger…
Elizabeth: I am not discussing this further!!!
Jack: well acceptance will come soon enough
Elizabeth: humph!!
Will: Leave her alone, Jack! It's up to her to decide who she is going to love
Elizabeth: Yes, thank you Will.
Will: besides…she would choose me over you any day
Jack: Oh and why is that?
Will: you're a pirate
Jack: So are you, or did you forget that you were the son of Bootstrap Bill Turner?
Will: ….fine. Just because I am a pirate by blood doesn't mean I act like one! I am a blacksmith in Port Royal and that is it!
Jack: Whatever you say…-cough- pirate
Will: -glares-
-The argument goes on until they all hear a bang on the glass door-
Jenna: what the hell?
-they all turn to see Andre plastered up against the door, whimpering and scratching at the door-
Firmin- goes over to the door and pulls Andre in before anyone has time to protest- Andre! What happened, why are you acting like a maniac?
Andre: He…he…H…He's going to rape me!!!
Katie: who is?
Andre: The guy out there! –Points to door-
-Everyone to sees some kid standing at Jenna's doorway with this weird look in his eyes-
Katie: Holy hell!
Melissa: who is he?
Mike: it's….Jean
Melissa: oh so THAT'S Jean.
Jenna: yep
Melissa: he looks weird
Jenna: it's JEAN!
Melissa: ok geez
-Erik suddenly recovers and hops to his feet-
Erik: alright, nobody say anything about what just happened or I'll kill you.
Katie: nice threat there Erik, classic.
Erik: shut up
Jenna: we all forgot about that Erik because we now have THAT. –Points to Jean-
Erik: well what is THAT? –Points to Jean-
Jenna: well, THAT –points to Jean- is Jean
Erik: Jean? As in the Jean who made Raoul?...
Jenna: yep….that Jean
Erik: excuse me. –walks outside-
-Everyone looks outside and sees Erik shaking Jean's hand, saying something, smiling and then walking back inside-
Melissa: what did you say to him?
Erik: I thanked him, deeply and sincerely, he is the one who made my life worth living….besides Christine of course
Jenna: -laughing- well I'm sure that confused the hell out of him
Jean: it as sure as hell did
Everyone: -screams-
Jenna: you just can't walk into my house like that
Jean: -smirks and ignores her- Miiiike!
Mike: -hides behind Jenna-
Jenna: again Mike! What kind of man are you to hide behind a girl, seriously!
Mike: one who is scared of him –points to Jean-
Raoul: -who finally realized who "Jean" was in relation to him- JEAN!
Jean: -looks at Raoul weird- Ok, who the hell is that and how the hell does he know my name?
Raoul: I'm the…-everyone covers Raoul's mouth-
Katie: He's psychic….o0o0o0o0o
Jean: right…I'm sure he is…-realizing something- hey wait…what's with him?
Melissa: he's uh…he's uh…he's…
Satine: -whispering to Christian- you're the writer come up with something!
Christian: I don't know anything that has to do with medical things! This kid might be smart in the ways of science.
Satine: Well come up with something anyway!
Christian: -thinking quick- he ate too much!
Satine: -slaps her forehead-
Jean: He…ATE too much?
Christian: Yes, you see, he has a particular disorder and when he eats too much, his belly pops out and looks like he's pregnant…it should go away in just a few hours.
Jean: damn! I was hoping I could see the first pregnant man! That would be flippin' sweet!
Satine: well that was quick thinking
Christian: well I came up with the plot of Spectacular, Spectacular just off the top of my head.
Satine: Yes, and that's why I love you.
Jack: Ok, can I go throw up now?
Elizabeth: -slaps his arm- stop it! Their in love let them be.
Jean: O.K. and I thought you two –points to Jenna and Katie- were weird in school, but outside of school you hang out with movie character wanna-be's? I swear I'm going to need counseling.
Raoul: -throws everybody off him- LIARS! They are all LIARS!!
Jenna: No, Raoul No!
Raoul: I do not have a disorder!!
Erik: Yes you do, it's called Fop syndrome
Raoul: Shut UP! I am one of the first pregnant men!
Jean: That's awesome and all but now I think I'll leave.
Raoul: NO!!! I got captured by aliens you see, and they gave me a fertilized egg, which Mike here gave to them and which YOU gave to MIKE.
Jean: -stops and slowly turns around- What the hell are you talking about?
Raoul: You raped Mike, Mike gave the aliens your seed and then the aliens gave that to me!!! I am the first pregnant man and you are the father!
Jean: …….
Everyone: ……
Jenna: -slaps forehead-