Different ways to kill bosses and enemies
Queen Gohma:
Link enters the room where Quin Gohma luirks.
Queen Gohma lands on the floor and roars.
Link smirks and whips out a can of bug spray. "Bring it!" he yelled.
"Oh -beep-! RUN AWAY!" Queen Gohma shreiks, heading for the wall.
King Dodongo:
King Dodongo roars when Link turns around.
Link yawns and throws his whole bomb bag into the Dodongo's mouth, which he explodes.
Gerudo:
"Oh no! Look out!" the carpentor cries out when a Gerudo appears before OoT Link.
"TP Link! Can you please take over?" OoT Link asked, walking off the set.
TP Link walks on and stands in the other Link's place. "What's up? Check these awesome graphics!" he says, winking.
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh," the Gerudo girl murmurs, then faints.
Twilit Dragon Argorok:
"Screw killing him. I will capture him and slay this dragon!" TP Link yelled. He climbed one of those tower things - I forgot what they're called! - and he jumped on top of Argorok.
- I now steal a line from the Avatar abridged series by GanXingba. Now go watch the series and post compliments! -
"HA! Kiss my butt, Eragon!" TP Link yells, riding Argorok torwards the Twili mirror to go kick Zant's butt with his new pet.
TP Ganondorf in the form where you fight him with your sword:
"You will never defeat me Link! Even though you've done it a billion times before and I probably won't get lucky this time! But none the less, I will continue to try and kill you!" Ganondorf yells.
"You have forgotten Ganondorf, I have a new form. No, it is NOT my wolf form! For the cuccos in this game do not attack me when I attack them, but I actually get to control them!" Link shouts.
Ganondorf stares at him in shock. "You...you mean...?"
"YES! When I am a cucco I have immortality!! HAHAHAHAHA!!" Link brings out a cucco and attacks it. He soon takes control of the cucco's body and chases after Ganondorf.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!!" Ganondorf shrieks.
"Get back here and face your doom!" Cucco Link shouts.
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The way to beat all of the games is...
DON'T PLAY THEM AT ALL! Just memorize all the walksthrough, buy the games that have already been beaten, then brag to everyone that YOU actually beat them.
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