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Summary: Tsukune's first day at Yokai Academy went a little differently, and a power he didn't even know he had awakened when he did the right thing. Was being accepted into Yokai Academy really an accident, or is this where he was always meant to go? TsukunexMizorexHarem, rated M for disturbing elements, blood, gore, and violence.
Greeed+Harem
Chapter 26: Beach Time
Genesis Flying Warship was pointing its Collider Cannon at mainland Japan as the devastating weapon started to charge up. The particles were slowly gathering into the cannon as it was charging up much longer to fire this terrible weapon. Soon there was a weird sound wave that hit the entire ship.
"What in the world is happening?!" Father Brutus shouted in shock.
"Some kind of odd sound wave is hitting us!" a Genesis Organization Nazi Soldier said as there were explosions around the ship. Soon one of the Nazi Soldier went insane as some of the sound wave got into ship. He start speaking in tongues. Father Brutus killed the soldier and made a barrier around the ship to keep the sound wave out.
"How bad is the damage Dr. Albert?" Father Brutus asked in anger.
"Fifty percent of the hull is damaged and the cannon is offline." Dr. Albert replied.
"Rip Van Winkle I want you down in Japan to find out what attacked us!" Father Brutus said.
"Yes Colonel Brutus." Rip Van Winkle said as Schrodinger got next to her as both of them disappeared.
"Engage the stealth system and let's leave this place." Father Brutus said as the Flying Warship vanished from the naked eye.
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Meanwhile on an abandoned beach somewhere in Hokkaido, a portal opened up which looks like a white hole as a bunch of people fell out of it. It was Tsukune and friends as everyone was in a pile now. Suika Ibuki landed on her feet as she pointed her hand at the white hole as it collapsed in on itself.
"It's a good thing I got everyone out in time." Suika said.
"I didn't know you can open up black holes and create white holes as well." Tsukune said as he pulled himself out of the pile of bodies as everyone else got up.
"Well I'm glad she did, otherwise we'd all be dead," grumbled Nanashi who sniffed the air before grinning wildly. "Dude, we're at the beach!"
Nanashi then pulled his kendo uniform off to reveal a pair of Board Shorts.
The Windrunner sisters, Aoi, and Marisa blushed at the sight of the American before Aoi asked, "Do you always wear board shorts underneath your uniform?"
"Aoi, I grew up on the beach, and let me tell you something: you can take the boy out of the beach, but you can't take the beach out of the boy." He inhaled deeply before saying, "We should find the nearest town, and get the rest of you some swimsuits, maybe a bait and tackle shop while we're at it."
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Far away from the beach as a police car was approaching the town. Inside the vehicle were two foreign police officers. The one that was driving was a orange haired woman with blue eyes and E-cup size breasts. She was wearing a blue British police girl outfit. The women next to her had her eyes closed with platinum blonde hair and D-cup size breasts. She was wearing what looked like a business suit and was smoking inside the car.
"Integra must you keep smoking inside the car?" the orange haired girl asked as had a bubble personality to her.
"I'm stressed, like any normal human being," She growled before her sapphire blue eyes met her partners ocean blue ones, "How you can remain up beat at a time like this is beyond me."
Seras glared at her partner saying, "Maybe you wouldn't be so stressed out if you looked on the bright side, teggie."
Integra rolled her eyes and mumbled, "No need when you have enough for the both of us."
"Come on we're on vacation. You got to cheer up." Sera said.
"I'm just upset that is all. I mean they let that bastard we caught off scotfree." Interga said as she kept on smoking.
"Well he did pay his bail." Sera said.
"I know that but I also know that bastard is up to something. He had that bail money ready too quickly." Interga replied as Sera then thought of something which might be related to their vacation.
They stopped at an intersection, and noticed a surf shop had a broken window. Integra grinned wildly and said, "Looks like duty calls."
Seras groaned before thinking, 'Something's not right, Who in their right mind would do something like this in broad daylight?'
Xxxxx
Inside the surf shop, the girls were trying on and looking through the various swimsuits. "Such designs seem a bit.. indecent," Vareesa muttered as she looked at the bikini's. She soon started blushing when she tried to imagine herself in one.
She eventually settled on a white one piece bathing suit, and headed to the changing rooms.
Half way across the store, Sylvanas had found a bikini that was the same shade of purple as her leather armor. She came across Alleria on her way to the dressing rooms, The eldest Windrunner carrying a forest green bikini with matching skirt bottom.
All three came out simultaneously, while Nanashi had his Zan belt activated. "Damn, I'm not even sure where to start," he said before deciding on Sylvanas. "That is so you."
He them pointed at Alleria, "Not many women can pull that outfit off, but you have done so in spades."
Vereesa's was the most surprising, "I can tell you went for modesty, and all I can say is that you've failed in the best way possible."
Mizore, and Marisa saw how the one piece clung to Vereesa's body, and quickly grabbed a Tankini instead.
The twins walked up to their mother with big smiles and said, "You look very pretty mommy."
Vareesa smiled softly as she gave her sons a hug, "Thank you for saying that."
"FREEZE!" ordered a hard voice. The gang turned their heads to see woman with platinum blonde hair and a pair of glasses holding a stainless steal Walther PPK 9mm handgun, "You're all under arrest."
Aoi stepped out in a blue bikini with red Hawaiian flowers on it and laughed. "In case you haven't noticed, this entire town has been abandoned due to all the shit hitting the fan," she then raised her right hand and shot a barrage of finger bones at the woman all the shots hit the gun knocking it out of her hand, "If it makes you feel any better, I'll take the cost of the items we take out of the Yarichin accounts."
A strawberry blond who had come to backup her partner faceplanted upon hearing this, "You're connected to them!?"
"Worse," Aoi replied as she wept anime tears, "I'm the clan heiress."
The Windrunners inquired, "What's the matter with her family name?"
Nanashi sighed and said, "It's Japanese for womanizer."
Integra's eyes softened as she realized it must be hard to have a name that means something like that, "You have my sympathies."
Integra went to get her gun when she suddenly froze. She turned her head and looked at the girl who she just realized had shot their finger bones at her. "I must really need this vacation if I thought I saw you shoot your fingers at me."
"Wow, you only realized this just now," Nanashi asked with sarcasm dripping from his voice.
"MMMKKYYUUU!" as Patchouli Knowledge who was wearing a purple Tankini had a major freak out and hid behind Tsukune.
"Hey you freak out Patch!" Marisa shouted as she know Patchouli only make that kind of noise when she had a major freak.
"Oh no that the police now what the other teacher going to think." Nekonome said as she to had anime tears. Bus Driver wasn't there as he was trying to get his Bus.
"This is not good at all." Tsukune said as two police officer in front of them mean they going to get arrested plus the reaction of Aoi family name might not be a good thing as well.
The negativity continued to spread until they were all cut off by a gun shot, and turned their heads to see sergeant Martinez holstering his 1911. "Enough bitching about the law, the place is a ghost town."
"I KNEW SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT!" Seras shouted.
Nanashi covered his ears again and growled, "I'm blind not deaf, and the only reason I can see anything is the Zan belt."
"Figured as much," the American grumbled before turning to the two British women, "I'm Nanashi."
Seras grinned widely and said, "I'm Seras Victoria, and this is my partner, Integra Hellsing."
Integra narrowed her eyes at the American and asked, "I remember reading that the heir to the Marr family, the tenth wealthiest family in the world, usually calls himself Nanashi, but his real name is Jerid Marr, am I to assume that you are Jerid Marr?"
Aoi's eyes were as wide as dinner plates when she heard this, she had no idea that the American was THAT rich!
Nanashi had a devilish smirk on his face as he said, "You know who else is calls of Jerid? MY MOM!"
"Patchouli you can calm down now." Mizore said as everyone kind of took notice the Yuki-Onna was dotting on the what Marisa called the Unmoving Great Library.
"Thank you for that I still very much stress out from my ordeal." Patchouli Knowledge replied.
"Eh why are two British cops in Japan? Actually I think I know of you two?" Tsukune said.
"You do Tsukune-kun?" Kurumu asked as she was wearing a bikini with a tong.
"Yeah those two are the Insane Pair!" Tsukune shouted.
"Shoot that name did stick!" Interga said.
"I told you they're going to stick that name to us if you blew up that shipyard." Sera said.
"Quiet you there was a bunch of terrorist and you know that was the only option to get rid of that Bio Weapon." Interga said.
"Wait a minute," spoke Nanashi before asking Seras. "Did you say your partner's last name was Hellsing?"
Seras nodded rapidly.
The American turned to the three vampires with a grin and said, "Careful around the platinum blond Mokas and Kokoa, unless you want a stake in the heart."
"Wait Hellsing the Vampire Hunter?" Kurumu said
"Chuu Fact: Van Hellsing was a famous Monster Hunter who hunted down various evil and twisted monsters making the world safe for both human and monster in the old days." A little french bat said as Interga felt proud of her family.
"Also Interga Hellsing has a smoking problem and also accidentally broke Sera Victoria collection of Anime DVD WEEEE." the french bat continued.
"Why you!" Interga shouted in anger as she jump kicked the annoying little french bat across the room and out of the building.
"Interga how could you destroy my anime collection!" Sera said in shock as tears were coming from her eyes.
"Please don't cry Sera!" Interga said in shock as she was actually trying get replacement for Sera Anime Collection. Sera started crying which oddly hurt everyone heart at once.
"Well you slayed a bat and your friends DVD collection." Nanashi simply said a little shock.
"I've been trying to replace it, but some of them are next impossible to find at a reasonable price," Integra said.
Seras calmed down a bit after hearing this, "Alright."
"Can we just go to the beach?" Yukari commented as she was wearing a kiddy swimsuit. Miyako was wearing one as well. Except Suika was wearing something very inappropriate for what she looked like.
"Why is that child wearing a skimpy bikini?!" Sera said as she took noticed that Suika was drinking something.
"Eh Suika the girl that conquered heaven and you chose now to wear a skimpy bikini." Patchouli Knowledge shouted at the oni girl as said oni girl is way older then she look.
"What? I'm very mature on the inside. Plus this time you can't bring out that red bean paste." Suika simply said.
"Still little lady why are you wearing such a skimpy outfit? You really don't fill out in it at all." Interga said as Suika just looked at her annoyed as she took a drink out of her gourd.
"Don't make me take your breasts away." Suika simply said.
"I like to see you try little child." Interga said as suddenly her wonderful D-cup breast vanished she was now very flat. Suddenly Suika gain a D-cup size breast appropriate for her size.
"I think that's the definition of tempting fate." Nanashi commented.
"Uh huh," Tsukune said with fear in his eyes
"Please all powerful little girl. Give Interga her breasts back please." Sera said as she presented Suika a cookie.
"Sure." Suika said as she took the cookie as her new breasts shrank until they were back to her regular size as Interga got her D-cup size breasts back again.
"Just what in the world are you people?" Interga said.
"Eh let's just say it's difficult to explain." Tsukune said.
"But you can say some of these girls are not human." Nanashi simply said.
Xxxxx
One hour later everyone was on the beach right now. All the girls were wearing various bikini as the two British policewomen decide to join in just to keep a eye on the group. Integra was wearing a silver one piece while Sera was wearing a yellow Tankini that both of them got from their police car.
Upon arrival at the beach, Nanashi cast out with the fishing rod he had assembled at the local bait and tackle shop and said, "And now we play the waiting game."
"I never knew you liked fishing," Said Aoi as she walked up and pecked him on the cheek, "But then again, you always were good at playing the waiting game."
"Well it looks like our resident sadist is in a non-sadistic mood for once," commented Nanashi, "any particular reason why?"
Aoi shrugged her shoulders and said, "Well I don't think you want to be punished ALL the time."
Nanashi began chuckling as he said, "I never took you for one who would bow down to, or in this case, bend over for anyone."
Aoi rolled her eyes at this the guy had an crude sense of humor.
Nanashi grinned lecherously and said, "Now if only we can get the Windrunner sisters, Marisa, maybe even the British cops into a bed with us at the same time, then I'd show ALL of you the best twenty-four hours of your life." Aoi looked at the American wondering what he meant by that.
"When I lost my virginity, it was to seven different women," he blushed as he thought back to that incident before finishing, "Let's just say we couldn't get out of bed for a week."
Aoi quickly wiped the blood away from her nose from the thought of such a incredible fucking, and asked, "Mind explaining what seven women have to do with that?"
Nanashi shrugged his shoulders saying, "My sex drive is directly linked to my excitement: the more excited I become, the longer I last."
Meanwhile with Tsukune's group Mizore was talking to Kurumu and the two Moka's plus oddly Tsukibi. She saw all the other girls that were interested enjoying themselves since she figure they not ready yet to reveal there feeling yer.
"So what did you call us all over here for?" Kurumu asked as she then read Mizore surface though. 'Wait she is serious?" Kurumu though in her head in shock.
"I just came to watch." Tsukibi said which Kurumu found suspicious as hell since she did took notice that Shark Mermaid did look at Tsukune sometimes when she thought no one was looking.
"You lie!" Kurumu shouted.
"Okay I fell in love with Tsukune alright. But I never act on it because I know you are dating him Mizore." Tsukibi replied as her kind respect couple boundary.
"Wait did you call us here to rub it in?" Both Moka's asked at once.
"No I'd never do that. Anyway I got something to propose to all of you right here since I know the other girls are still not ready to reveal their feelings yet." Mizore said the girls looked at her.
"What is it?" Kurumu asked as she know what Mizore was going to say and reading on all the other girls surface though they were hoping Mizore was going to say what they think her kind would say.
"There was a ancient custom in Yuki-Onna lore that no one knows about. It was when my kind was more numerous and didn't have that fertility problem." Mizore said.
"I think I know what you're talking about and we all agree to it." Kurumu suddenly spoke up.
"What? How you know what I'm going to say?" Mizore asked confused as the other girls were confused as well. They didn't like the fact Kurumu answered for them.
"Remember I'm a Succubus. My kind were friends with the Yuki-Onna a long time ago." Kurumu said.
"Can you at least let her finish?" Tsukibi asked.
"Anyway the custom was if a Yuki-Onna and several other people were interested in the same person, the Yuki-Onna could make them bond sisters and share." Mizore simply said.
"Wait are you saying you want Tsukune to start a harem with us?" both Moka's asked they were actually hoping for that but still to see a Yuki-Onna say that.
"I talked to Tsukune and he doesn't know much about love but what I know he feels love toward all of us. And I want to make him happy." Mizore said.
"You do know with the way your people are today you might get exiled." Tsukibi said.
"I don't care about it at all. My mother always said to follow my heart. She never said to only do so on a conventional path." Mizore said.
"Well okay then this will take getting used to but I agree then." Tsukibi said
"Same as us. We both fell for him when he saved us from that ogre." both Moka said at once.
"Thank you for saying that." Mizore said as tears were coming down her eyes. She didn't want to hurt any of Tsukune's relationship with the other girls.
"But what about the others?" Tsukibi asked.
"We get to that when it happens." Mizore simply said as all the girls nodded.
Xxxxx
Sylvanas would have loved to simply relax for the day, if her sisters weren't so hell bent on creating a name for her new existence.
"She's not a High Elf," said Alleria.
"Nor is she a Blood Elf," mused Vareesa.
The two looked at one another with a grin before they both said, "She's a Shadow Elf!"
Sylvanas shook her head and smiled as she thought, 'It's almost like none of the terrible things that tore us apart happened.'
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Yukari was with both Miyako and Suika as all three of them were discussing there potion requirement. Suika was just relaxing and drinking the content of her gourd. Miyako was busy trying to make a sand taxi. While Yukari was staring at the two as she took notice they weren't playing attention.
"Are both of you two even listening?" Yukari asked as she was a bit annoyed about those two not playing attention to her.
"Yes I was listening to you. So you need to get some kind of metal or mineral from a mine that is in Hokkaido." Miyako replied as she picked up a crawling crab and devoured it alive.
"Miyako what did I tell you about eating living and uncooked things?" Yukari said a bit annoyed with what the Jiang Shi just did.
"I was hungry." Miyako simply said.
"Just need to ask, will this potion work?" Suika asked as she was drunk yet again.
"Yes it will. But we need to figure out which of the two ore we need to get." Yukari said.
"Does the recipe suggest one or both is optional?" Suika asked.
"Eh both is optional. But that means turning it to an edible form would take a bit longer but it is doable." Yukari replied.
"Let's get both then." Miyako said as she was now eating a seagull that landed on her head. The bird was trying to eat her flesh. But she got to it first.
"Miyako at least cook before you eat it!" Yukari said in clear disgust. She knew Miyako can eat anything. Miyako told her that was her powers actually.
"Let's just have fun and do any of you want some sake?" Suika offered as Miyako raised her hand as the Oni Girl gave the gourd to the Jiang Shi who proceed to drink it. Since Miyako was dead so she doesn't have to follow that law about underage drinking.
The twins were near the water, but wouldn't go in, let alone allow it to touch them. "The water is a little cold," Giramar said.
"I don't like being cold," whined Galadin.
"It wouldn't feel cold for long," said Seras with a smile, "it just takes a little getting used to."
Suddenly, they heard a bell jingle and turned to see Nanashi grabbing his fishing poll and yanking it, successfully setting the hook saying, "Show time."
The blind man fought whatever was on the other end for a solid five minutes before Aoi had identified it as a five pound Kuroso (Black Rock Fish). At this point he used a good sized wave to bring it ashore. "That's one," He mumbled, "Let's see if I can't catch a few more."
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Patchouli Knowledge was sitting by herself as she was wearing a purple Tankini. She was watching the person that saved her being buried up to his neck by both Ruby and Nekonome. She was thinking about him as she was having a odd feeling going through her body. She didn't know what it was and she wish was at her library to check up on these odd problems. Plus she was a bit angry at herself for getting taken down by those Nazi.
"I hope everyone else is alright." Patchouli said as she was thinking about the others in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She heard from Marisa about Flandre Scarlet problem. She did find it odd Flandre would just up and attack everyone. And from what Marisa told her it not the playful kind as well. Suddenly she detected a surge of magic. Soon a black void opened up as a girl dropped out of it.
She had light shade of green eyes, short blond hair, carries a large black book, and a small red-clothed doll. She was a light blue dress with pink ribbons and a red ribbon in her hair. She also has large B-cup size breasts. There was small doll floating next to her. The female doll has blonde hair and blue eyes. She also wears a long dark purple dress with a white apron and white shoulders, and matching dark purple shoes. There is a large light red bow in her hair and a smaller matching bow around her neck. The little doll was also holding a razor as well. Both looked damaged as the doll dropped lifeless to the ground.
"Shanghai I will fix you." the girl said with a big hint of worry in her voice as she pick the doll up. Suika, Miyako, Patchouli and Marisa were shock at who just arrived. It was Marisa friend and neighbor Alice Margatroid.
Nanashi's nose picked up another scent of potential beauty, this one was like honey, a very delightful scent often guarded by honey bee's, "I've never smelled a beauty with scent of honey."
He walked up and asked, "Who is the source of that honey-like aroma?"
"Honey? Thank you for that comment?" Alice said a bit confuse as Marisa came up to her friend and neighbor.
"Alice what happen to you ze?" Marisa asked her friend.
"It was Flandre just as you know she went insane. But how insane everyone in Gensokyo fail to understand." Alice said weakly as she kept on fixing her doll.
"What you mean Remilla would have talk her down if she was on another playful rampage." Patchouli asked.
"No I don't know what happened but something happened to her body and mind. She somehow got aged up to be teenage girl and someone erased all of us from her mind including her sister and put some kind of lie in her head that we did something horrible to her." Alice simply said.
"I take it everyone went to stop her ze." Marisa asked as Alice nodded everyone else not native to Gensokyo were a bit confuse.
"Flandre destroyed the entire dimension of Gensokyo with her ability. I don't know how she did it since it's supposed to be impossible for her and she was really trying to kill all of us." Flandre said as tears were coming down her eyes. Marisa was shock to see her loner friend cry like that.
"How did you survive?" Marisa asked in complete shock.
"Yukari managed to use her gap ability to send all of us out of Gensokyo's destruction and into her boundary dimension. But some kind of tall and slender humanoid appear before us." Alice said as she remember that no face humanoid. It wasn't no youkai she know of.
"Wait did this being call itself Slenderman?" Tsukune asked.
"Yes it called itself that. It said we are more traps for his plan and somehow he hijack Yukari Boundary Dimension and sent all of us into various Gap which most likely we scattered around the world. Including Flandre Scarlet." Alice said as some blood came out of her mouth.
"Eh girls what about you come with me." Ray said as he knew three of them are vampires so he said in front of the Moka's and Kokoa as he gently lead them away as he took notice there was something interesting at the far end of the beach.
"Let me heal that internal bleeding." Ruby said as she start casting healing spell as she can see that the girl was absolute wreck on the inside. It was lucky she was much tougher then she looked. Ruby started fixing all the damage to her Alice internal organs.
"I'm surprised you still alive." Yukari said as she was helping with the healing.
"It's a good thing I'm a Magician Youkai then." Alice said.
"Also Marisa you owe me a whole bunch of new books." Alice said.
"Eh I forgot I was borrowing them for life and with Gensokyo destroyed I can't ever return them can I ze." Marisa sheepish said as she was a human witch and she was planning on giving the books she 'borrowed' from both Alice and Patchouli Knowledge back to them before she died.
"It's a good thing I got my library in a pocket dimension in itself. So I don't have to worry about it." Patchouli commented.
"Same things with my dolls." Alice replied.
"Same with my mushrooms ze." Marisa commented.
"But I kind of need your help." Alice said
"What kind of help?" Patchouli Knowledge asked.
"We need to track down Flandre and Team Nineball." Alice said.
"I know Flandre is a vampire and is cause for a big concern. But why look for Cirno and her friends? Most of them are dumb and couple of them are smart enough to keep Cirno out of trouble." Suika drunkenly said.
"Please don't tell me Rumia was last with them as well." Marisa said as she remember that little girl in the darkness that try to eat her but failed big time due to her own power working against her.
"Yes Rumia is with them but it's more of the fact I'm really worried about them all. Since all of them are young Youkai and childish as well. We shouldn't have drag them into the fight against Flandre." Alice muttered.
"Don't worry we will help you." Tsukune said.
"All of us will help you Ms. Alice." added Nanashi.
"But anyway how are we going to know what to look for anyway?" Kurumu asked.
"Well for example you can tell if it Rumia if you see a approaching blob of darkness since that mean Rumia will be inside of it. She can't see anything out of it." Alice commented.
"Get this blob of darkness away from me!" Ray Martinez shouted as everyone see him run past by the huge group as they soon see a blob of darkness approaching as Moka's and Kokoa were behind it keeping a far distance from it.
"Come back here human so I can eat you!" a very childish little girl voice called out from inside the blob of darkness as Nanashi just sigh as he took out a wooden Bokken as the Blob of Darkness stop as everyone could here a sniffing noise coming from it. Soon the darkness was pointing at Nanashi direction.
"You are human I'm going to eat you." a childish voice said as Nanashi just sighed and swung the Bokken as it connected with something in the darkness.
"Ow that hurt I'm going to..." the voice said as Nanashi just hit her on what he believe is her head yet again as the blob of darkness disappeared as a little girl drop out of it as she was holding her head in pain. She had red eyes and short blond hair. She wears a black vest and skirt, and white blouse with a red tie bordered by two large red beads around her neck. She also has small red amulet tied to the left side of her hair, making it look like a ribbon.
"So that's Rumia?" Nanashi asked.
"Yup that's her." Alice simply said as Rumia looked them all as she stared at Nanashi.
"You little lady going to go on a new diet." Nanashi simply said.
"I'm going to OW!" Rumia shouted as Nanashi wacked her on the head again.
Kage Bijuu Author Note: Well here it is the Beach Chapter. And you saw two of Suika ability if any of you know Touhou you will know what her abilities are. Also more Touhou characters join the group and as one can say Gensokyo is no more. Also two characters from Hellsing join in.
Thank you very much Brown Phantom and J. Hellscythe for beta reading this chapter and helping out massively as well. Both of you two are the best buddies ever. Next chapter is going to be the beginning of a new arc.