Taking the bottle from my mate with a chuckle, "Bella, Sugar, you need to slow it down."

"Jazz."

Feeling her fingers twist in my hair before pulling me in for a searing kiss.

"Jazz."

My arms sliding around her waist to pull her closer.

"Jasper."

Skilled little hands running down my chest.

"Jesus fuck Jasper, wake the hell up!"

Pain exploding on the side of my face had my eyes shooting open and locking with the glare I was currently receiving from my very unamused mate. Blinking at her, "something wrong Darlin'?" Never let it be said that acting stupid won't get you out of trouble.

Bella was standing there with slightly widened eyes, her jaw was slack so her perfectly pouty lips were parted and her once tightly crossed arms were now loosely swinging at her sides. She blinked at me before her eyes narrowed a little and her face pinched into an adorable scowl. "No, everything is fucking perfect. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the plane is plummeting to the ground. It's the perfect homecoming, Major."

Giving a stretch in my seat and cracking my knuckles, "then why did you feel it was necessary to pull me out of my wonderful daydream? I think we were about to get it on, Darlin'."

She actually growled at me, but the darkening of her eyes told me that she wasn't completely pissed off. Crossing her arms again, her glare returned. "Did you hear a word I just said?"

I nodded, "Yes, I heard you. You said the sun… oh." Looking out the window of the plane, I saw the ground coming up to greet us a lot faster than it should. Jumping out of my seat and moving to the cockpit, I found no one present and the board was smashed. Whipping my head around to look at my mate, "When did this happen?"

She crossed her arms, "Right about the time you tried to rape my mouth but I hardly think THAT is the current issue here. Jasper what the fuck do we do?"

I blinked at her, "We get the fuck out here before we crash, that's what." I knew she was going to say something without thinking it through first so I beat her to it. "No, it is not the crash we have to worry about. It is the subsequent explosion that MIGHT be cause for concern."

She glanced to the missing safety equipment and sighed, "I just got my fucking hair done."

Nodding slowly at her, "yeah, that's the part of this situation that pisses me off too, Darlin'." Opening the door to the plane and snickering at the annoyed growl when her hair got messed up, I just pointed, "After you my Love."

With a glare at me, she ripped off a piece of the floor, grabbed her backpack and gave me the finger before doing a perfect swan dive out of the plane. Looking after her a second, I watched as she flipped in the air and brought the flooring to her feet and started to sky board with it, her elated squeals flying up to reach my ears.

I snorted at her before looking behind me with one last look at the smashed cockpit, working out in my head what I was going to do to the fucker if I EVER saw that pilot again. Making sure I still had my wallet and phone, I followed Bella out of the plane and to the ground. When I caught up with her, she was smiling and looked to be having the time of her life. Pointing to the clearing that was a few miles away from us, she nodded and changed her direction.

The fall didn't last long, three minutes maybe, but she was laughing when she pulled herself out of the crater she made upon landing. Brushing herself off, she giggled, "Alright, I was wrong. That was just as much fun as it was when I was a human." Then she started to bounce on her toes, "Can we do it again?"

Pinching the bridge of my nose and chuckling, "Sure Baby girl, whatever you want. First though, we need to figure out where we are before you make plans to crash another plane." Pulling my phone out of my pocket, I growled when I didn't have any bars. "Of course, that would make this easy." looking over at Bella, I saw she had her phone in her hand and making ready to climb a tree. "What are you doing?"

She looked at me like I was stupid. Waving her phone, "I have a better phone than you do; Satellite instead of towers. I just have to get out of the cover and above the tree line and it should work just fine. If not for calling someone, the maps and GPS should still come up enough to tell us where we are and which direction to go."

Crossing my arms, I waved a hand to tell her to go ahead and climb up. Waiting at the base of the tree, I crossed my arms and glared at the ground. I wasn't pissed off so to speak but I was really annoyed. This was going to delay us getting home and then the domino effect happens and everything begins to run behind. This wouldn't be an issue if I had use of my fucking phone. Alright, I might be a little pissed off. Glancing up the tree when I heard a whistle, I cocked a brow at my irritated looking mate.

She had a scowl but thoughtful look on her face as she looked back at me, her head cocked to the side; "Well, do you want the good news or the bad news first?"

Not really liking the tone she asked that in, I shook my head. Chances here there was no good news; there was better than bad but not good.

"Well, the good news is I know exactly where we are. The bad news is you're not going to like it."

I already knew that much, but I felt that our exact location was a good thing to figure out. Heaving a sigh, "Where are we, Sugar?"

She scratched her temple and pointed to the southwest, "Florence Airport is twenty miles that way."

Italy, we're in fucking Italy.