I am pleased and honored to say this was awarded a joint third place!
Title: Do Not Disturb
Author: LC Rose
Prompt: Lick (Prompt # 86)
Rating: T
Word Count: 300
Genre: general, humor (if you ask me)
Warnings: language and character death…hee, hee, hee
Summary: Some things are just best left unexplored and uninterrupted.
He had been resting in his canine form and been deeply embedded into dreams of conquest when her shrill human voice woke him from slumber. A quick sniff of the air revealed all, but Sesshoumaru did not want to believe. He refused to open his eyes to see his half-brother and that damnable, bothersome wench that trailed after him like a flea seeking blood standing not too far from the spot he'd chosen to rest in.
"I'm telling you, Kagome," he heard his half-brother bark harshly. "Leave the big damn dog alone!"
The miko had already taken several steps into his general direction. Was she insane? "But what if he's hurt, Inuyasha," he heard her reply.
"Then let the fucker die," Inuyasha replied with his typical derision. Of course Inuyasha knew there was nothing wrong with him. Why didn't he just scoop his bitch up and continue on his merry way? Because he is whipped, Sesshoumaru reminded himself with an internal chuckle.
"We can't just leave him here!" the miko continued to whine.
Sesshoumaru sighed to himself. There was no chance this would just pass by easily as nothing with these two ever seemed to. Perhaps, just this once, he could be of some aid to his half-brother? And in doing so, he might be able to finish off that last dream he had been in the midst of…
Opening his eyes, Sesshoumaru raised his head—much to the odd miko's delight—and stared down at her. Leaning over, he sniffed her and decided that perhaps what he was contemplating would not be too unsettling for his stomach. Then Sesshoumaru proceeded to lick the miko from head to toe.
Once his caustic drool began working, Sesshoumaru settled back down, closing his eyes to the scent of melting human.
Ahhh…how pleasant…