Title: Blondes

Disclaimer: If I owned this would I be here? C'mon people, think!

Setting: Pick one. I'm too lazy/wired to decide.

Summary: Are blondes really that dumb? How long can you answer a blonde's question with another question? Do blondes really have more fun? How quickly do they react when put in a strange situation? How quickly can you annoy a blonde to the point that they scream? What is foreplay for a blonde? How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? How do you confuse a blonde? How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Reno plans on finding out...with Cloud.

Warnings: Um…hmm. Think I've used them all before-grins-. Basically, anything I can think up. I'll just see there my mind takes this…could be anywhere-grins-. If you've read any of my other stories…you know what you're in for. If not, you'll see!

Side Notes:
1) This story will have romance at the end…or very close to it.
2) If you have any suggestions, feel free to send them in a review.
3) Same goes for any ideas for future chapters...ideas, suggestions; they're different in my little world.
4) Will end in smut…as some of you who have read my fics already know!!
5) Each chapter will be a different question.
6) My spelling sucks...Wordpad...again...
7) Flames will not be tolerated-glares evilly-. This is your only warning.

Chapter Twenty Six: Embarrass

Cloud was smirking as he got dressed, watching the Turk next to him dress as he did so. Once they were done, Reno grabbed a hold of the blonde's wrist, pulling him as he hurried out of the apartment. Once he opened the door to his bedroom, the redhead paused.

"Uhh...Who're you?" Reno asked, looking at two men wearing blue jumpsuits.

"The lady told us to fix this door. ...Do you know her?" one of the men said, looking at the pair confused.

"Big boobs, kinda bossy?"

"Reno!" Cloud hissed.

"Yeah, that's her," the other worker said while the Turk grinned.

"Well, have fun, we'll be back later!"

"Umm...when did you guys get here?" Cloud asked, blushing and keeping Reno from leaving as quickly as he wanted.

"Like, a minute ago, why?"

"No reason!"

"Liar," Reno added, chuckling. "Now, c'mon, Cloudy-Cakes, let's get goin'!"

The blonde sighed, but followed the thinner man out of the apartment, missing the look that the workers shared as they passed. Reno tugged on the swordsman's wrist as he practically pulled him out of the building. Cloud could not help but smile as he was being pulled along.

"Seriously, yo; why can't I drive? I've done it before," Reno whined as he got on top of Fenrir with Cloud sitting directly behind him. The blonde reached in front of him and started up the machine, feeling the Turk settle comfortably against his chest.

"Because."

"Because what?"

"Because I said so."

"... ...What are ya, five?!"

"This coming from you?"

"C'mon, Chocobo-Head, lemme give it a shot. Ya know I drive, I can fly a helicopter fer fuck's sake!"

"Sorry, can't do it."

"Even if I promised ta go the speed limit an' not get into an accident?"

"Still isn't going to happen, Reno. Just accept that."

"You suck, yo."

"Only for you," Cloud said, grinning as he started up his bike, quickly placing a soft kiss to the side of the redhead's neck. "So, are you going to give me directions while I steer?"

"How else'll we get there?" Reno said, smirking as he ran his fingers softly over the muscles in Cloud's arms, feeling how the blonde shuddered. "Head down this road, I'll tell ya when ta make a right turn, 'kay?"

"All right," Cloud said as he took off.

After following Reno's directions, the pair found themselves in a run-down section of town.

"Where are we?" Cloud asked, looking around.

"Take a left!" Reno said, sounding excited. "An' ya'll see where we are in a bit. ...Another left up there! ... ... ... Park over there, yo!"

"...'Choco's'?"

"Yeah! They make kick-ass fast food!"

"If you say so..."

"I do!" Reno said, grinning as the blonde behind him slowed the bike to a stop. As they both got off of the machine, the Turk began to sing. "There was a chocobo, who was blonde, an' Cloud was his name-o. C-L-O-U-D! C-L-O-U-D! C-L-O-U-D! An' Cloud was his name-o!"

"Reno!" Cloud hissed, blushing brightly, which made the Turk laugh.

"Lighten up, yo! We're here to relax an' eat!"

"You an be so embarrassing..."

Reno smirked, as if he knew something that the blonde did not.

"Aww, is my wittle Cwoudy-Puss shy?"

"Reno, shut up!"

"Don't worry, they're just bikers an' truckers!"

"Not helping..."

"But, Cloudy-Cakes, ya aren't embarrassed ta be out with me, are ya?" Reno asked, pouting pitifully at the blonde.

"No, it's not that..." Cloud said, sighing.

"Then let's go order!" Reno said, cheerfully, even though he was thinking of another way to embarrass the swordsman. "Ya know what ya should get? A Chocobo-Meal!"

"What? Aren't they for kids?"

"So?"

Cloud face burned a bright red as he his his face, hearing the others inside the dimly lit place snicker.

"Reno, shut up!"

"What? It comes with a chocobo toy! Ya could play with it in the bath!"

A series of laughter erupted from around the place, and Cloud groaned, throughly embarrassed.

"I'm leaving."

"C'mon yo! Stay with me!" Reno pouted, getting the blonde to sit down with him in a booth, but proud that he was able to make the blonde turn a bright red.

"Reno, you so owe me for this..." Cloud muttered, slouching in his seat.

The Turk just grinning triumphantly, knowing that he had just figured something out. Grabbing a napkin and a pen he found on the side of the table, he quickly wrote: "How to embarrass a blonde? -Treat him like a little kid in public. He'll try to run away while imitating a tomato! Very amusing."

"What can I get you two?" A deep voice said, getting their attention.

"The fuck?!" Reno practically shouted once he looked at the person, jumping in his seat as he looked up, stuffing the napkin into his pocket.

End of Chapter Twenty Six

Review for the next chapter. Would'ave updated last night, but I got caught in a Cascada cyclone...

Thanks fer reviewing:

Maumse: -Laughs-Chinese's good! But that depends, are ya ever in New England?

carefreecat: -Snickers-Good fer ya! Yeah, I was hopin' ya would think that. (I was thinkin' it, too!)

nicotinegum: -Laughs-Yup. Yeah, I thought of that; an' ya gave me an' idea fer this chapter!

Bekas Strife: -Laughs hysterically-.

Cupcake-SweetTreats: -Laughs-Yeah!

Toon: Yup! Ya'll see...

Kaisha Shiori: Yeah, been tryin' ta think of some questions... (Think I might add in a few blonde moments fer Cloud, I dunno.)

D3OPH3ST: -Snickers-He is!

tala-fangirl: Ain't he? Thanks, an' here ya go!

LittleLoneLiar: Aww, but it is cute! An' ya're fourteen? -Laughs-Ya prob'ly shouldn't be readin' this, sweetie. That's good! Good fer ya!

StoicGenius: Ya know what, I dunno! I always thought Cloud was older; he's so damn serious, an' Reno...ain't.

JeanneAndHerAlters: I don't think I've ever read that. (I'd like ta think I'd remember readin' somthin' with such an' amusin' title...) -Laughs-Yup! Thanks-runs away with treat-!