The Akatsuki Stories

Disclaimer: Naruto ain't an Eskimo.

Chapter XXVI

Akatsuki Goes to Target

Part I: Need for STUFF!

" SEMPAIIIIIII!!!!!!"

" What is it, un?"

" NO MORE ANIMAL CRACKERS!"

Tobi pointed to a huge pile of empty animal cracker boxes.

" What do you want ME to do about it, un?"

" Buy more, sempai?" Tobi shook a box in Deidara's annoyed face.

" AAAAHHH!!!!!!"

" SCREAMING!" yelled Tobi.

" Where'd that come from, un?" asked Dei.

" TOBI FIND OUT!" Tobi shouted, running towards the noise.

" Who can be screaming at 5:00 in the morning, yeah?"

Tobi followed the scream all the way to Hidan's room.

" What's wrong?" asked Tobi, opening the door.

" MY BLOOD IS ALL GONE!" yelled Hidan.

" How can you tell?"

" LOOK!" Hidan slit himself with his lucky knife and a puff of air came out of his skin.

But NO blood. This time he stabbed himself. Still no blood.

" I'M A FAILURE AS AN IMMORTAL!" he sobbed out.

" AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
" AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!"
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

" WOW! THREE SCREAMS AT ONCE!" said Tobi.

Suddenly, Kisame, Zetsu, and Blue all crammed into the room.

" My dentures broke!" yelled Kisame, pulling out of his mouth some dentures with lots of chipped teeth.

" My cows are gone!" yelled Zetsu, suddenly burping up a cowbell.

" I'm out of makeup!" said Blue.

" MEMBERS!!!" Everyone turned around to see Leader in his pajamas. They were black with Akatsuki clouds on them.

" What, un?" asked Deidara.

" I see that almost eveyone is out of stuff." said Leader.

" Obviously." said Blue.

" So, we're going to TARGET!"

" What's so great about Target?" asked Itachi, popping out of nowhere with Volume 135.

" Well, I just love that little doggie with the red spot on his eye!" said Leader, dogs spinning around his head.

" How are we supposed to go to Target at 5:00 in the morning?" asked Kisame.

" Oh, yeah. I forgot about the time." said Leader, " Oh well. Everyone, in 5 hours... TO THE AKATSUKIMOBILE!"

5 hours later in the AkatsukiGarage...

" Well, who's gonna drive?" asked Leader.

" Me." said Itachi, reading Volume 136.

" How can you drive when you're nearly blind and your head is stuck in that book all the time?" asked Sasori.

" Because I'm awesome." said Itachi, not looking up from his book.

" THAT'S TRUE!" yelled Blue.

Everyone sweatdropped.

" Well, Itachi, you better get behind the wheel." said Leader.

" Fine then." replied Itachi, starting the bus.

They drove off and went for Target.

" How come I feel like we forgot something, un?" asked Deidara.

Back in the Akatsuki Lair...

Tobi walked out of the bathroom, looking very relieved.

" Tobi ready!" he yelled.

He went to the garage to see they already left.

" Oh well." said Tobi.

He went back into the living room to watch the Naruto Hundo.

" Now I have the TV ALL to myself!"said Tobi, going under the couch for his secret stash of animal crackers and Mountain Dew.

" THIS beats going to a crummy old shopping center!"

Too bad he didn't see a certain snake person driving to Target as well...

To Be Continued...