GUARDIANS OF POKEMON
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Pokemon or any of its characters. Any original characters are mine, however.
Seventeen legendary guardians
possessing powers far beyond comprehension
will soon arise and protect the world from a deadly force...
***
A Slugma crawled around the deck of the spaceship. Sakura nudged it to move it away as it crawled back. Suddenly, more Slugma crawled around Sakura as she yelled, "We need to put these Slugma somewhere!" Near Sakura, Tracey sat in near multiple buttons and asked, "But where in space can we dump these Slugma?" Sakura then thought of an idea and typed in coordinates. She then said, "There's a place that's almost as good as Earth. We're going to place the Slugma in a space station." Brock, who also sat near buttons, asked, "Where's that?" Sakura replied, "Just past this asteroid belt..."
#26: PAIN IN THE ASTEROIDS
Misty walked around the halls of the spaceship and looked for Ash. "Oh, Ash. Where are you?" Meanwhile, Ash crept around the ship trying to avoid Misty and Green. While Misty walked, she tripped on a Slugma. Misty felt her bruised leg and continued searching for Ash. Opening the door to the cargo hold, she asked, "Are you in here?" Suddenly, a bunch of Slugma poured down on Misty as she yelled, "Hot! Hot! Hot!"
Green passed by the Slugma and began laughing when she saw Misty under the Slugma. Misty threw a Slugma at Green as she grumbled, "Argh!" Green grabbed a Slugma, but before she could throw it, the ship had begun to shake. Green and Misty gasped as they felt the rumble. "I didn't do it..." said Green.
Sakura felt the blow and said, "Oh no, we're reaching the asteroid belt. Brock! Turn the ship's main engine off..." Brock stood near the buttons with a blank stare. Sakura shouted, "Hurry, Brock! Before we hit an asteroid..." Brock pressed a button randomly. Suddenly, the spaceship overdrive and collided with a large asteroid.
The ship's lights turned off as Brock asked, "Did I do it?" Sakura looked at Brock angrily and handed him a tool box. Brock grumbled and grabbed a spacesuit. He went outside the spaceship and, using a cord to keep him attached to the ship, floated to the damaged part of the spaceship. He mumbled, "Why do I have to fix it?"
Tracey sat back in a chair and sighed, "I can't believe Brock. Because of him, we have to stay here with just auxiliary power until he fixes the damn thing." Sakura said, "Yeah, I'm not too fond of that guy either. Whenever we pass each other, his eyes are always fixed directly at my breasts... If he weren't a Guardian, I'd say that he'd be better off in space." Dash overheard their talking and said, "Don't you think you're being a little too hard on Brock? I mean, he is the horniest guy I know, but you're going too far in saying that you want to abandon him." "We're just saying, " replied Sakura, "That sometimes Brock doesn't think before he acts... He needs more self-control."
Suddenly, another asteroid hit the spaceship as Sakura gasped, "Why are there so many asteroids here? I mean, I know it's the asteroid belt, but look..." She pointed out the window to the cluttered asteroids that took up all the space. "This can't be normal, " said Sakura.
Brock finally finished applying the final turn of the wrench on the damaged spaceship and made a thumbs up to the others. Sakura saw the lights return to the spaceship and cheered speaking to Brock using a monitor, "Alright, Brock! You finally did something useful!" Brock said, "Really, Sakura?! Does that mean you'll go on a date with me?!" He headed towards the spaceship until an asteroid broke the cord keeping him connected to the spaceship. He gasped and yelled, "Guys!" Nobody heard Brock as he drifted off into space.
Tracey asked, "Sakura, how will we get through the asteroids?" Sakura winked, "I have a hidden weapon installed just for this situation! Fire the lasers!" Tracey stared blankly at the buttons as Sakura said, "The red button..." Tracey fired a laser towards an asteroid and destroyed. Sakura said, "Alright! Start the engines! We're going to go to the space station!" Tracey asked, "I can't help but feel that we're forgetting something."
Meanwhile, around the spaceship, Brock was pummeled by numeroud asteroids. "Ow!" sighed Brock, "I have to find a way to make it back to the ship..." Spotting an asteroid heading towards the spaceship, he grabbed it and held on tightly. Once he was close enough to the spaceship, he jumped off and landed on a window. He held on as tightly as he could and banged the window of the spaceship hoping that someone would notice. As Chibi passed Brock, Brock happily banged loudly on the window. Chibi noticed Brock and waved innocently. She then continue walking as Brock yelled, "You little brat! Come back here!" Realizing that nobody would hear him, he continued banging. He then noticed Sakura and Tracey and said, "Perfect! My goddess will rescue me." Sakura and Tracey laughed loudly and did not hear Brock. Brock yelled, "Damn it! And what the hell are those two doing together...?"
Suddenly, Dash passed Brock as Brock attempted to get his attention. Hearing something near the window, Dash looked outside it and noticed Brock. Dash gasped, "Brock? What are you doing still out there?!" Brock made out words with his lips. Dash tried to read his lips and asked, "Res... cue... me? Oh no! The asteroids must have gotten you! I'm on my way!" Brock breathed a sigh of relief as an asteroid hit him away from the window.
Dash looked for everyone else and found them missing from the main room. He sighed and grabbed a spacesuit, "I guess that I'll have to do it myself..." Dash left the spaceship and flaoted towards the window where Brock was by using a cord. When he couldn't find Brock there, he gasped, "Where is he now?" Suddenly, an asteroid hit his cord as he sweatdropped, "Uh-oh..." He was floating towards an asteroid. Before he collided, someone had rushed in and saved him.
Meanwhile, as Tracey walked back to fire more lasers, he gasped as an asteroid had hit the lasers. He yelled, "Sakura! We may have a minor problem..." Sakura yelled, "No! Now we'll never get past these asteroids!"
Dash looked inside the spaceship of the person who saved him and gasped, "Brock?" Brock answered, "Hey, it's the least I could do when you were the only one who tried to save me." Dash asked, "How do we get back now?" Brock said, "More importantly, how will we avoid all these asteroids? We should see where the asteroids are coming from." Dash listened to Brock and thought to himself, "I don't see why those two think so lowly of Brock. He seems like a cool guy."
Floating past several asteroids, Brock and Dash finally approached the asteroid creator. Brock asked, "You mean it's just a Golem using Rock Throw?" Dash said, "Hey, since it's a Pokemon, we should catch it. Then we can get rid of the asteroids." Brock said, "Good idea. Rock Power!" "Ground Power!" Golem threw a giant asteroid rock at Brock as Dash yelled, "Sand Surround!" Golem's aim was off as he missed and hit the spaceship. Brock said, "Nice save. Rock Twister!" Golem spun around in circles in a twister as Brock yelled, "Now! While he's dizzy! Rock Ball!" "Ground Ball!" "Combine!" The combined ball captured Golem as asteroids ceased appearing.
Brock cheered, "Alright! Now that the asteroid's problem gone, let's head back to the ship." Dash asked, "How will we get back?" They then noticed a flying thing in the distance. Brock squinted at the flying object and said, "Wait a minute! I think something's coming!" As the thing got closer Brock realized what it was. "It must be the space station!" Dash cheered, "Hey, it can rescue us! Then we can wait there for the other Guardians. This is where we'll drop off the Slugma, isn't it?"
Brock and Dash waved their hands in unison to get the space station to notice them. Suddenly, they were beamed into the station. A man greeted them and said, "You are the first visitor in over a decade. You must tell us what new changes have occurred on the planet Earth." Brock and Dash looked at each other and did a high-five.
"The asteroids are gone!" said Tracey as Sakura said, "I don't know what happened but full speed ahead! The space station should be close!" The Guardians' spaceship reached the space station. Upon entering the space station, the Guardians gawked at what everyone was doing. All the people had been waving around pictures of Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy. Others were bowing towards Brock and Dash.
Sakura yelled, "What the hell's going on here?!" Brock and Dash laughed on their thrones as Dash gulped, "Sakura's here now..." Brock said, "Oh, hello my goddess. As you can see, my space station is doing fine." Sakura yelled, "Your space station?! You better come back here now! We have to go back!" Brock said, "Dash here told me that you didn't want me back." Dash nodded, "Brock, you don't have to listen to her. We could stay here and enjoy an easy life."
Sakura revealed a tiny bit of her cleavage as Brock rushed over to Sakura's legs. Dash facefaulted and said, "I guess we have no choice but to leave..." The people in the space station cried, "Master Brock! Master Dash! What will we do without you?" Sakura laughed, "Master?! Come on, you two!" She dragged them onto the spaceship as the people sighed.
Sakura then remembered to drop the Slugma off. Dropping the Slugma to the people, they cheered, "New friends for us! Hail the masters' gifts!" Sakura scolded, "Don't float off like that again! You could get hurt!" Brock blushed, "She does care about me! Now kiss me!" Sakura kicked Brock as Dash thought, "He may be horny, but he's still a pretty cool guy!"
TO BE CONTINUED
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Preview of Next Episode:
Ash: Where was my speaking role in today's episode?
Dash: Oh please, you get enough screen time as it is.
Ash: But I really wanted to be in this episode.
Todd: What about me? I haven't appeared in a while now.
Sakura: Are you guys talking about the next episode at all?
Ash: Guardians of Pokemon #27: Power for a Princess.
***
Author's Notes: . Answering a question about not catching Slugma, all I have to say is this... Read it again... You'll find that I didn't forget to have Slugma captured last episode. It was a fast capture, but it happened. I swear it... would I lie? *winks* But if a Pokemon isn't captured in an episode, there's probably bigger plans for that Pokemon.
So, until next time!
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Pokemon or any of its characters. Any original characters are mine, however.
Seventeen legendary guardians
possessing powers far beyond comprehension
will soon arise and protect the world from a deadly force...
***
A Slugma crawled around the deck of the spaceship. Sakura nudged it to move it away as it crawled back. Suddenly, more Slugma crawled around Sakura as she yelled, "We need to put these Slugma somewhere!" Near Sakura, Tracey sat in near multiple buttons and asked, "But where in space can we dump these Slugma?" Sakura then thought of an idea and typed in coordinates. She then said, "There's a place that's almost as good as Earth. We're going to place the Slugma in a space station." Brock, who also sat near buttons, asked, "Where's that?" Sakura replied, "Just past this asteroid belt..."
#26: PAIN IN THE ASTEROIDS
Misty walked around the halls of the spaceship and looked for Ash. "Oh, Ash. Where are you?" Meanwhile, Ash crept around the ship trying to avoid Misty and Green. While Misty walked, she tripped on a Slugma. Misty felt her bruised leg and continued searching for Ash. Opening the door to the cargo hold, she asked, "Are you in here?" Suddenly, a bunch of Slugma poured down on Misty as she yelled, "Hot! Hot! Hot!"
Green passed by the Slugma and began laughing when she saw Misty under the Slugma. Misty threw a Slugma at Green as she grumbled, "Argh!" Green grabbed a Slugma, but before she could throw it, the ship had begun to shake. Green and Misty gasped as they felt the rumble. "I didn't do it..." said Green.
Sakura felt the blow and said, "Oh no, we're reaching the asteroid belt. Brock! Turn the ship's main engine off..." Brock stood near the buttons with a blank stare. Sakura shouted, "Hurry, Brock! Before we hit an asteroid..." Brock pressed a button randomly. Suddenly, the spaceship overdrive and collided with a large asteroid.
The ship's lights turned off as Brock asked, "Did I do it?" Sakura looked at Brock angrily and handed him a tool box. Brock grumbled and grabbed a spacesuit. He went outside the spaceship and, using a cord to keep him attached to the ship, floated to the damaged part of the spaceship. He mumbled, "Why do I have to fix it?"
Tracey sat back in a chair and sighed, "I can't believe Brock. Because of him, we have to stay here with just auxiliary power until he fixes the damn thing." Sakura said, "Yeah, I'm not too fond of that guy either. Whenever we pass each other, his eyes are always fixed directly at my breasts... If he weren't a Guardian, I'd say that he'd be better off in space." Dash overheard their talking and said, "Don't you think you're being a little too hard on Brock? I mean, he is the horniest guy I know, but you're going too far in saying that you want to abandon him." "We're just saying, " replied Sakura, "That sometimes Brock doesn't think before he acts... He needs more self-control."
Suddenly, another asteroid hit the spaceship as Sakura gasped, "Why are there so many asteroids here? I mean, I know it's the asteroid belt, but look..." She pointed out the window to the cluttered asteroids that took up all the space. "This can't be normal, " said Sakura.
Brock finally finished applying the final turn of the wrench on the damaged spaceship and made a thumbs up to the others. Sakura saw the lights return to the spaceship and cheered speaking to Brock using a monitor, "Alright, Brock! You finally did something useful!" Brock said, "Really, Sakura?! Does that mean you'll go on a date with me?!" He headed towards the spaceship until an asteroid broke the cord keeping him connected to the spaceship. He gasped and yelled, "Guys!" Nobody heard Brock as he drifted off into space.
Tracey asked, "Sakura, how will we get through the asteroids?" Sakura winked, "I have a hidden weapon installed just for this situation! Fire the lasers!" Tracey stared blankly at the buttons as Sakura said, "The red button..." Tracey fired a laser towards an asteroid and destroyed. Sakura said, "Alright! Start the engines! We're going to go to the space station!" Tracey asked, "I can't help but feel that we're forgetting something."
Meanwhile, around the spaceship, Brock was pummeled by numeroud asteroids. "Ow!" sighed Brock, "I have to find a way to make it back to the ship..." Spotting an asteroid heading towards the spaceship, he grabbed it and held on tightly. Once he was close enough to the spaceship, he jumped off and landed on a window. He held on as tightly as he could and banged the window of the spaceship hoping that someone would notice. As Chibi passed Brock, Brock happily banged loudly on the window. Chibi noticed Brock and waved innocently. She then continue walking as Brock yelled, "You little brat! Come back here!" Realizing that nobody would hear him, he continued banging. He then noticed Sakura and Tracey and said, "Perfect! My goddess will rescue me." Sakura and Tracey laughed loudly and did not hear Brock. Brock yelled, "Damn it! And what the hell are those two doing together...?"
Suddenly, Dash passed Brock as Brock attempted to get his attention. Hearing something near the window, Dash looked outside it and noticed Brock. Dash gasped, "Brock? What are you doing still out there?!" Brock made out words with his lips. Dash tried to read his lips and asked, "Res... cue... me? Oh no! The asteroids must have gotten you! I'm on my way!" Brock breathed a sigh of relief as an asteroid hit him away from the window.
Dash looked for everyone else and found them missing from the main room. He sighed and grabbed a spacesuit, "I guess that I'll have to do it myself..." Dash left the spaceship and flaoted towards the window where Brock was by using a cord. When he couldn't find Brock there, he gasped, "Where is he now?" Suddenly, an asteroid hit his cord as he sweatdropped, "Uh-oh..." He was floating towards an asteroid. Before he collided, someone had rushed in and saved him.
Meanwhile, as Tracey walked back to fire more lasers, he gasped as an asteroid had hit the lasers. He yelled, "Sakura! We may have a minor problem..." Sakura yelled, "No! Now we'll never get past these asteroids!"
Dash looked inside the spaceship of the person who saved him and gasped, "Brock?" Brock answered, "Hey, it's the least I could do when you were the only one who tried to save me." Dash asked, "How do we get back now?" Brock said, "More importantly, how will we avoid all these asteroids? We should see where the asteroids are coming from." Dash listened to Brock and thought to himself, "I don't see why those two think so lowly of Brock. He seems like a cool guy."
Floating past several asteroids, Brock and Dash finally approached the asteroid creator. Brock asked, "You mean it's just a Golem using Rock Throw?" Dash said, "Hey, since it's a Pokemon, we should catch it. Then we can get rid of the asteroids." Brock said, "Good idea. Rock Power!" "Ground Power!" Golem threw a giant asteroid rock at Brock as Dash yelled, "Sand Surround!" Golem's aim was off as he missed and hit the spaceship. Brock said, "Nice save. Rock Twister!" Golem spun around in circles in a twister as Brock yelled, "Now! While he's dizzy! Rock Ball!" "Ground Ball!" "Combine!" The combined ball captured Golem as asteroids ceased appearing.
Brock cheered, "Alright! Now that the asteroid's problem gone, let's head back to the ship." Dash asked, "How will we get back?" They then noticed a flying thing in the distance. Brock squinted at the flying object and said, "Wait a minute! I think something's coming!" As the thing got closer Brock realized what it was. "It must be the space station!" Dash cheered, "Hey, it can rescue us! Then we can wait there for the other Guardians. This is where we'll drop off the Slugma, isn't it?"
Brock and Dash waved their hands in unison to get the space station to notice them. Suddenly, they were beamed into the station. A man greeted them and said, "You are the first visitor in over a decade. You must tell us what new changes have occurred on the planet Earth." Brock and Dash looked at each other and did a high-five.
"The asteroids are gone!" said Tracey as Sakura said, "I don't know what happened but full speed ahead! The space station should be close!" The Guardians' spaceship reached the space station. Upon entering the space station, the Guardians gawked at what everyone was doing. All the people had been waving around pictures of Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy. Others were bowing towards Brock and Dash.
Sakura yelled, "What the hell's going on here?!" Brock and Dash laughed on their thrones as Dash gulped, "Sakura's here now..." Brock said, "Oh, hello my goddess. As you can see, my space station is doing fine." Sakura yelled, "Your space station?! You better come back here now! We have to go back!" Brock said, "Dash here told me that you didn't want me back." Dash nodded, "Brock, you don't have to listen to her. We could stay here and enjoy an easy life."
Sakura revealed a tiny bit of her cleavage as Brock rushed over to Sakura's legs. Dash facefaulted and said, "I guess we have no choice but to leave..." The people in the space station cried, "Master Brock! Master Dash! What will we do without you?" Sakura laughed, "Master?! Come on, you two!" She dragged them onto the spaceship as the people sighed.
Sakura then remembered to drop the Slugma off. Dropping the Slugma to the people, they cheered, "New friends for us! Hail the masters' gifts!" Sakura scolded, "Don't float off like that again! You could get hurt!" Brock blushed, "She does care about me! Now kiss me!" Sakura kicked Brock as Dash thought, "He may be horny, but he's still a pretty cool guy!"
TO BE CONTINUED
***
Preview of Next Episode:
Ash: Where was my speaking role in today's episode?
Dash: Oh please, you get enough screen time as it is.
Ash: But I really wanted to be in this episode.
Todd: What about me? I haven't appeared in a while now.
Sakura: Are you guys talking about the next episode at all?
Ash: Guardians of Pokemon #27: Power for a Princess.
***
Author's Notes: . Answering a question about not catching Slugma, all I have to say is this... Read it again... You'll find that I didn't forget to have Slugma captured last episode. It was a fast capture, but it happened. I swear it... would I lie? *winks* But if a Pokemon isn't captured in an episode, there's probably bigger plans for that Pokemon.
So, until next time!