In the woods.
Deoxys was confronted by Azelf, as well as Uxie and Mesprit. While Deoxys was tied up to a tree.
" Please help me!" yelled Deoxys.
" No one can save you!" yelled Uxie.
They all used hyper beam on Deoxys.
In the mess hall.
Everyone was in the mess hall eating, or attempting to eat Rayquaza's slop.
" I can't eat this," said John.
" I CAN!" yelled Taum as he consumed John's slop, as well as the bowl.
" SECONDS PLEASE!" yelled Taum excitedly.
" No can do, you ate all of my glued toenail clippings, my chewed up bubble gum collection, and you actually ate Yveltal!" yelled Rayquaza.
" GET ME OUTTA THIS THING!" yelled Yveltal muffled in Taum's stomach.
" Fine," said Taum sadly as he threw up Yveltal.
" Ewww," said Aurora.
" What?" asked Taum.
" Why would you eat Yveltal?" asked Maxsen clearly disgusted.
" He tastes like lava cookies!" yelled Taum.
" Does he taste like pie?" asked Kyle.
" Actually, he tastes like lava cookie pie," said Taum as Kyle rushed past him.
Kyle started biting Yveltal's lower wing.
" AAAAAHHH!" yelled Yveltal.
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Yveltal: *with Kyle biting on his wing* I never knew someone so cute and cuddly who likes pie could be so, evil!
Kyle: *muffled* Thank you!
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" Alright, our challenge is an awake-a-thon!" announced Rayquaza.
" Ok, seems easy enough," said Maxsen.
" THAT'S A JINX!" yelled Sarah.
" Right you are, because you have to listen to math equations!" yelled Rayquaza.
" Goodnight everybody!" yelled Mark as he fell asleep.
" Weak," muttered Sarah.
" Now, we will listen to Laxish to drain your brains!" yelled Yveltal.
A Munchlax appeared with a graduation cap on his head.
" Ok, let's do math, minus the logic!" yelled Laxish.
" This should be interesting," said Maxsen.
" Now, the number over the fraction is called the numerblegerp, now if we add 10 to 7 Oran berries we get a giant cookie," said Laxish.
" What?" asked Aurora confused.
4 hours later.
" Now, Maxsen, if you have 3 gulpin added to your half eaten cookie how much is the garchomp you ate?" asked Laxish.
Maxsen was asleep.
Suddenly, Kyle raised his hand.
" Yes Kyle," said Laxish.
" Pie!" yelled Kyle.
" Correct," said Laxish smiling.
" What?" asked Sarah yawning.
" This is elementary stuff here people, everyone knows cookies are the square root of blueberries, so the blueberries equal 10,000 mud burgers," said Laxish eating a cookie.
" This makes no sense," said Taum.
" I know, I have no idea what I'm saying!" yelled Laxish.
Suddenly, Victini and Mew appeared.
" Laxish, come back here!" yelled Mew angrily.
" Never!" yelled Laxish running away.
" Come back here baby bear!" yelled Victini following Laxish.
" Hi Yveltal," said Mew.
" Hey Mew," said Yveltal.
" I caught him!" yelled Victini coming back holding Laxish.
" Let's go!" yelled Mew teleporting away to the plane with Victini.
" Alright, now let's bring in the big guns, Egridos!" yelled Rayquaza as Egridos came holding a book.
" Now, let's hear the history of yarn!" yelled Egridos excitedly.
" Oh no," said Aurora.
" Now, yarn was invented by the first ever hitmonchan," said Egridos.
5 hours later.
" Now, that is how the yarn revolution ended, the end," said Egridos closing the book.
" What have we learned here today?" asked Egridos.
April, Sarah, and Kyle were asleep.
" You must have no respect for the history of yarn!" yelled Egridos angrily storming off.
" Of course we don't!" yelled Taum.
" Ok, now let's bring in these little puffballs," said Rayquaza.
Suddenly, a stage came out of nowhere. There was a slurpuff on drums, a spritzee on guitar, and a jigglypuff about to sing.
" Oh crap," said Aurora.
The jigglypuff started singing, while Aurora, John, and Taum continued to struggle.
" Please make it stop!" yelled Taum sleepily.
" What he said!" yelled Aurora just as sleepy.
John took a gasp of air and just looked daring.
He just flew across the field and went under the stage.
He just set a fire under the stage!
Suddenly, the stage exploded, and John fell out of the sky, knocked out and covered in soot.
Even though it happened, someone was about to fall asleep.
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Taum collapsed.
" AURORA WINS THE CHALLENGE!" yelled Yveltal through his megaphone waking everyone up.
" What the h...l man?!" yelled Mark.
" So, Aurora wins immunity?" asked Taum.
" Yes, for next elimination," said Rayquaza.
" What do you mean?" asked Aurora.
" Someone has already been eliminated today," said Rayquaza.
" What?" asked April.
" Hey, where is Mark?" asked John.
" In case you didn't know, the first one to fall asleep is the one who will be eliminated!" yelled Yveltal.
" Wait, MARK FELL ASLEEP FIRST!" yelled April horrified.
At the dock of shame.
Mark was waking up.
He looked around and found out he was tied up to the kyogre of losers.
" What the, WHERE AM I?!" yelled Mark.
" You are eliminated Mark," said Rayquaza who floated next to him.
" No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Mark as he was sent away.
Mark, I never saw that coming, and all because he hates math. Will John turn crazy again, will April take this well, will I ever update more? I hope, find out next time on Total, Maniacal, Island!
Mark: Read, review, and TELL APRIL I LOVE HER!