"What's next?" Regina wondered. It had taken a while, but the group had finally gotten Snow down from her beloved tree. She was still pouting to this moment.

"Mr. Toad's Wild Ride," Emma answered absently.

"WHAT?!" Regina shrieked.

"Mr. Toad's Wild Ride," Emma repeated, confusion evident in her voice.

"NO, DO YOU REALIZE HOW WRONG THAT SOUNDS?"

"No," Emma said. Hook leaned over and whispered something in her ear. She flushed red.

"Oh," she mumbled. "Now I see."

Pause.

"But it isn't that kind of ride," Emma said slowly. "It's a car ride. Not like the ride... you know..."

"Please stop talking about s*x," Charming groaned.

"Right," Emma said, making a zip-my-lips gesture.

"I have no clue what's going on," Belle told Gold.

"Good, because I do," Gold replied smoothly. "And I promise you it isn't anything all that pleasant."

"Wow," Henry said as they approached the buggies. "Look, they have little names on them." Emma and Henry boarded the buggy titled 'Mr. Toad'.

"Really?" Hook groaned as he got into a cart with Regina, the name reading 'Toady'.

"A word that well describes you," Regina said with a grin.

"Facepalm," Hook drawled as he watched Belle and her crocodile board a cart with the name 'Ratty'.

"But I don't want to get in the cart," Snow whined. "Look, it says 'Moley' on it."

"Snow, I don't want to hear it, just get in the car," Charming groaned, shoving his wife into the buggy.

"How did I end up sitting next to you?" Neal groaned, loading a cart with no title next to Cora. She smirked.

"Why isn't there a name?" Neal wondered. Cora rolled her eyes and grinned.

"Because there isn't."

"Damn magic-wielding witches," Neal groaned. "Are you driving, cus' you're sitting at the wheel."

"Oh, right, well- OH MY GOD I AM DRIVING THE CAR?" Cora shrieked.

"Looks like it," Neal teased.

"OH MY GOD!"

"You do know how to drive, right?" Neal joked.

"NO!"

"It's fine, just make it up as you go along," Neal advised.

"MOM, LOOK!" Henry shrieked. Emma leaned over and took the wheel into her hands to humor him.

"STOP!" a policeman shouted as the car swerved.

"HOLY CRUD!" Hook yelled, letting completely go of the wheel. His arms flew up to shield his face, when he opened his eyes nothing had happened. "W... What?"

"You idiot, look, the car is following a track, the wheel doesn't do anything," Regina groaned.

"Snow, do you want to drive?" Charming joked.

"No," his wife huffed.

"Still upset about that tree?"

"THE HAPPY FACES CHARMING."

"HOW DO YOU OPERATE THIS?" Cora screamed as she desperately turned the wheel. Neal was currently whistling casually from behind his phone.

"Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it, eventually," he murmured.

"IS THAT A COP?" Cora shrieked.

"STOP!" the policeman shouted.

"F*CK THE POLICE!" Cora screamed, swerving the car.

"That's my job," Neal mumbled.

"Phew, I think the worst is past us- AAAAH!" Henry shrieked as they plummeted towards another cop car. Quite suddenly, the two swerved into what appeared to be a courtroom.

"GUILTY!" the judge yelled.

"But we never got a trial!" Emma yelled, before they were sent tumbling into another room- this resembling Hell.

"Well, we're screwed," Henry mumbled.

"WHY ARE WE IN HELL?" Hook screamed.

"You're a pirate, it was bound to happen," Regina said, putting on some lipstick behind a pocket mirror.

"Damn, well, it's a lot hotter than the Locker," Hook groaned.

"Are you just gonna sit there moping or are you gonna kiss me already?" Regina wondered.

"Eww, hell no, you're too young for me," Hook said, scooting away from the Queen. "Why... do you want to kiss me?"

"No, I just wanna humor the fans," Regina said with a shrug.

"WE'RE IN HELL?" Belle shrieked.

"No, honey, it's okay," Gold said reassuringly.

"YOU IDIOT YOUR DRIVING KILLED US!" Belle screamed. "And I bet I'm in Hell with you because of you you killed so many people!"

"Slow down, there were hardly any commas in that sentence," Gold mumbled.

"OH MY GOD ARE WE IN HELL?" Snow screamed.

"NOOOOOO!" Charming yelled. "I WANTED TO DO SO MANY THINGS, LIKE KILL A DRAGON AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE A KID...wait... did those things."

Silence.

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" he screamed.

"OH MY GOD I'M MELTING!" Snow screamed. "TOO MUCH HEAT! I'M GOING TO MELT!"

"Snow, it's okay, you're gonna be okay," Charming panted.

"I'M SNOW I'M NOT GOING TO BE OKAY AROUND FIRE CHARMING!" she screamed.

"NEEEEAAAALL!" Cora screamed. "WE'RE IN HELL!"

"BLOODY HELL!" Neal screamed. "IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU WERE DRIVING!"

"NO, IT'S YOUR FAULT, BECAUSE YOU F*CKED THE POLICE!"

"IT WAS ONLY A FEW TIMES!"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN WE'RE F*CKING DEAD, NEAL!"

"SHIP!"

"DAMNIT!"

The couple stared at the end of the ride, they were clearly alive and the ride had just ended.

"That was fun," Cora said, happily getting out of the cart.

"Remind me to never let you drive again," Neal groaned.

So do you guys want me to make this Hooked Queen? I've had a few requests for it so far.

R&R!

P.S. If anyone is wondering, updates might be a bit shorter because I'm currently preparing/studying for this role in a school play later on- I'll let you know if I get the part I want! ^^