Twilight: (yawning loudly) Hello fuckers!
Midna: (shakes her head) You cant great them like that
Twilight: Why not? It's perfect!
Zelda: Because they'll get angry and unfollow you
Twilight: Well fuck! HELLO MY LOVELY ANGELS
Link: Can we hurry this up? Oprah will be on soon
Everyone: (stares)
Twilight: On a side note, I did look up Link and Midna on rule 34. So. Fucking. Sexy.
Midna: What? What's rule 34?
Link: (googles them on it and hides in shame)
Midna: WHO THE HELL DRAWS PORN OF US. (points at Twilight) AND WHY WOULD YOU WATCH IT!?
Twilight: (shrugs) I was bored. And at least I didn't fap to it! I did search Ilia though, it was her mostly getting raped by her dad or being hairy.
Ilia: I'm not that hairy….
Zelda: What about me?
Twilight: You? I don't even want to talk about it.
Ilia: Can we just to the reviews already?
OcarinaOracle
Hi evreyone! The internet is so much fun!
Twilight: YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS
Midna: (smacks)
Evreyone is insane like me! My first dare is...(someone wispering in my ear) what? Realy? Well, my atorny just informed me that the first few dares on my list a illegal in many states, So i'll skip those
Link: you are awsome! but you still have to make a tuna do the macarana.
Zelda: you have to help the crazy chicken lady from oot get her chickens back.
Ilia: give zant and/or ganon a sponge bath.
Midna: make a bunch of "chocolate chip" cookies, and be nice to your fans!
Zant: DON'T BE SO CREEPY! YOU SCARE ME!
Twillite: your so much fun! Have some penut butter fuge!
Your all awsome! See yah! :-}
Twilight: YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG YOU BASTARD AND OR BITCH
Link: I'm not doing that dare, my dignity is already ashes as it is
Midna: (climbs ontop of Link and crams tuna down his throat) .
Zelda: What do you mean I have to help the chicken lady? You didn't hear the news?
Ilia: What news?
Zelda: She's in the mental institute for trying to bomb a KFC for chicken rights
Link: (hacking up tuna) But…I always eat there…
Chicken Lady: (bursts through the door) YOU SON OF A BITCH (flying tackles him to the ground)
Twilight: How did she get in here?
Midna: Let's just walk away…slowly… AND FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T DESERVE COOKIES
Zelda: That's not being nice to your fans, Midna
Midna: (glares and foams at mouth)
Zant: Yay! (boobs bounce and jumps in tub) I haven't bathed in AGES
Ilia: :U….(stares at sponge and slowly rubs back)
Zant: No no no (leans back against tub and lifts leg into the air) You wash my legs up first
Ilia: (whispers to Midna) Did you give him a vagina too?
Midna: (nods slowly)
Ilia: Damnit…. (scrubs)
Zant: (leaning head back) This will be AWESOME
Link: He's not going to stop being creepy. Never. Ever.
Twilight: 8D
Link: Neither will she….
Twilight: well it's late here and I'm going to bed. GOODNIGHT BITCHES
Midna: Again, you cant call them that.
Twilight: Oh yeah! GOOD NIGHT MY LITTLE FUCKFACES
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Hello everyone! I'm here to make a small announcement. Nothing bad of course! I would like your support on my other story "Forbidden Love" It would mean a lot if you could review and favorite it for me. DO IT OR I WILL NEVER UPDATE AGAIN. Kidding, kidding. But do support it c: