So this entry makes a reference to Itachis Diary of Doom but for those who haven't read it, I've explain anyway.
Sorry about that haha.
I'm a tad tired today if I'm to be honest; went to a club last night and some retard bit my shoulder...?
Fun times...

Since Naruto had left to retrieve some firewood, Itachi had leaned back against the most 'comfortable' tree in the clearing, closed his eyes and began to day dream.
Fortunately, Orochimaru and Neji seemed to have quietened down since Lee left, although the former seemed to be taking a very unnatural interest in the latter.
Itachis wonderful world of daydreams took him back to his time at the Akatsuki base, to the strange happenings and goings on that the organization seemed to attract.
He vaguely wondered if he should write a book about all the terrible things that happened.
No, he decided, he had his diary and that was enough.
Speaking of which, he should probably write tonights entry.
It had become second nature now, to open it up and document the days events and he found it easy to begin writing despite his tiredness.

Today was lovely.
Naruto, Orochimaru, Neji and I were overjoyed to find Deidara descend from the sky on his clay bird and whisk away Lee, who has become the epitome of annoying and foolish.
If only Sasuke were here, he would learn true hatred from spending company in the time of that fool…
It is Mr. I-Am-A-Pedophiles fault actually, because he-

Itachi paused in his writing when words started to form themselves under his entry and he narrowed his eyes as the sentence took shape.

I am not a pedophile, I wish you wouldn't categorize me with Maito Gai…
- Orochimaru

THWACK!

Itachi glanced up with a smirk as Orochimaru shrieked across the clearing, clutching a bloodied arm and gingerly removing the kunai that had impaled him.
Inwardly, Itachi applauded himself for fixing the kunai trap attached to his diary.
The Akatsuki had a very nasty (and uncanny) habit of somehow being able to write in his diary from hundreds of miles away to give their input on certain situations and events the Uchiha wrote down.
To counter this, he had used his magical Uchiha powers of awesome to rig the diary.
If anyone but himself wrote in it, the effects would be a kunai to the face… Or in Orochimarus case, arm.
He still had no idea how they managed to do it…

From across the clearing, Orochimaru scowled at Itachi, who in turn, smirked back.
Neji looked back and forth between the two in confusion.
A silence descended as Orochimaru and the Uchiha glared at each other, the latter daring the former to make a move.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!"

Startled out of their glaring contest, Itachi, Neji and Orochimaru looked up in shock, surprised by the screaming that was emanating from the woods in roughly the same direction that Naruto had gone to collect some more firewood.
Deeply concerned for his 'adopted' brother, Itachi jumped to his feet and ran out of the clearing, closely followed by the Hyuuga and Sennin.
Itachis eyes widened and he stopped in surprise to come across a giant, hastily made tree house.
His two companions nearly ran into the back of him when they too, caught sight of it.
Cowering in the very top was a small bundle of orange and as they watched, a blonde, tear-stained head glanced over at them.
Immensely worried, Itachi called out,

"What's wrong!?"

Sniffing a little, Naruto held out his thumb and even from the distance they were at, Itachi could see that it was swollen and bruised.

"I tried to use the hammer and I missed dattebayo…"

Orochimaru and Neji sighed and rubbed the bridges of their noses.
They were all on edge lately, having received a clay messenger bird from Deidara stating that Tobi had been 'watching him', whatever that meant…
Orochimaru put his hands on his hips and growled irritably,

"You scared us all nearly half to death! Now get down here before I come up there and spank you!"

Exchanging looks, Neji and Itachi took small, discreet steps away from the Sennin, vaguely disturbed by his choice of words.
As usual, Naruto was not so subtle.

"ITACHI HELP! HES GOING TO RAPE ME!"

The Sennins mouth dropped open in horror and anger.

"I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!"

As he spoke, a small piece of paper fluttered down from somewhere in his cloak and rested gently on the ground in front of Itachi.
Thriving at the chance of nosing into someone elses personal things, the Uchiha picked it up and opened it.
Apparently, it was a letter to his little brother.
With furrowed brows he began to read, ignoring the small argument and back and forth banter between Naruto, Orochimaru and Neji about whether or not the Sennin was a pedophile.
Itachis scowl deepened as he read the letter, and he glared dangerously at Orochimaru.
Upon realising he was being watched, the pale face man turned to look at the Uchiha in confusion.
Itachi cleared his throat and read:

Dear Sasuke.

Kabuto has informed me that you do not really understand the reason I have bought you here to The Village Hidden in the Sound and so, I feel the need to remind you…
I want your body.
In fact its not just a want, I need your body.
This is partially the reason I am helping you train.
When I am inside you I want you to have the stamina and strength I will require for later use.
Hence, this is the reason why I am not stealing the body of a civilian.
If you need any more reassurance or details, come and find me…
You know where I will be.

Orochimaru.

As he finished reading, Itachi gazed over the letter at the Sennin with an 'I-totally-caught-you-out' expression.
Neji folded his arms over his chest and sniggered.
Orochimaru was speechless, I mean, of course he had written the note but he hadn't meant it like THAT.
Noticing the Mangekyou Sharingan being activated, he put his hands up in defense and tried to speak.
Being the opportunist bastard that he is, Naruto yelled over the top of him,

"I KNEW IT! SOMEONE CALL CRIME STOPPERS! THERE IS A PEDOPHILE IN OUR MIST!"

Neji scowled and called out, "Its 'midst' not mist. There is a pedophile in our MIDST!"
Naruto glared down at him and childishly stuck out his tongue.
Stupid Neji, couldn't he see that he was trying to get Itachi to save him?
In his random scuffling and fist shaking at the pompous Hyuuga, a strange object was knocked down from the tree house to land on Itachis head.
Sighing deeply at the inconvenience and annoyance of it all, the Uchiha reach up and pulled it down to eye level.
His eyes softened at what he saw and he interrupted the current argument about 'pedophilic snakes'
to call up to Naruto.

"Ill buy you another one if you want. I know how bad it feels when this happens."

Everyones attention now turned to Itachi and strange looks came across their faces.
Feeling slightly irked at being in the spotlight but determined nonetheless, Itachi continued,

"I don't know why you like orange flavored ones, but that's your choice. I hate it when the stick falls out."

There was a brief silence and the four ninja all looked at each other with furrowed brows.
Confused as hell, Neji cautiously asked,

"Itachi… What the fuck are you on about?"

Pointing to the swirly orange mask in his hands, the raven haired man replied,

"When Narutos lollypop fell out of the tree house, the stick you hold while you eat it fell out and I don't know where it went."

More silence.
From high up in the tree house, Narutos stage whisper was heard by Itachi whether he wanted it to be or not.

"Don't worry, he is blind."

Neji and Orochimarus mouth made an 'O' of understanding before they gazed back to the Uchiha with sympathetic eyes.
For his part, Itachi just gazed at them blankly.
Naruto called down,

"Hey don't worry Itachi, Shino told me that Sai is blind as well so you aren't the only one."

Itachi rolled his defective eyes, not really giving a shit in the first place.
He could still kick their arses to high hell if they pissed him off, blind or not.
Neji shook his head and sighed.
He couldn't believe Naruto fell for that blatantly obvious lie.
But hey, it prevented arguments for the most part so who was he to complain?
Glancing over to Itachi, it suddenly occurred to Neji that the man was holding a mask very similar to Tobis…
Well damn…

"Hey Itachi!"

The Uchiha glanced over.
Pointing at the mask he was holding, Neji said,

"Pass that over?"

Itachi complied, and Neji soon found himself in possession of a very familiar mask…
There was a time when he was sure that Kakashi sensei had been the one to wear this, but after a very long and tiring search of the Copy Nins apartment he had come to the conclusion that either Kakashi WASN'T Tobi or he was just very good at hiding things.
Scowling at the memory, he turned the mask in his hands, finding nothing out of the ordinary.
It looked like it was… just a mask.

"I… am…watch…ing… you."

Neji glanced up into the tree with his eyebrows knotted together in confusion.
What the hell was Naruto on about now…?
As he watched, the blonde continued,

"Star ships are meant to fly, hands up and touch the sky, can't stop cause we're so high-… What is this!? This is the worst thing I have ever read dattebayo! Argh!"

With a strangled cry, the blonde dropped the note and grasped his eyes, losing his balance and then falling from the tree.
Itachi jumped forward with a shout of surprise and caught the blonde before he could do any real damage to himself.
Just before he passed out, Naruto grabbed Itachis cloak and burst into tears.
Hyperventilating and sobbing, he whimpered,

"My eyes have lost their virginity dattebayo…"

Orochimaru sighed and rolled his eyes at the boys antics, instead walking forward to grasp the note that had fallen from the tree house to read it out.
Neji and Itachi watched him cautiously, still not really trusting the man after his pedophilic letter.
The Sennins eyes narrowed as he read.
His jaw clenched and tightened the more his gaze lingered on the paper and his eyes grew wide with each passing second.
Finally, after a tense 30 seconds, he choked and fell to the ground.
Gazing up at Itachi and Neji he ground out,

"Its terribleeeee… Tobi has done something to the paper… Those words… They must be an evil jutsu spell of some kind… Don't read the paper!"

That being said, the Sennin passed out.
Neji and Itachi exchanged looks before a black fire engulfed the note.
A stirring under Itachi alerted him to Naruto, who was now waking.
Rubbing his head and slightly disoriented, the boy mumbled,

"What happened… The last thing I remember is- ARGH I REMEMBER! DON'T READ THE NOTE ITACHI! ITS EVIL!"

Itachi nodded and pointed to the black fire.
The blonde boy calmed down although his shivering remained.
Itachi sighed, Tobi is definitely more trouble than we gave him credit for…

So to those die hard Nicki Minaj fans… I am just so sick of hearing that damn song everywhere I go! Its like a disease! You can't escape it!
I'm not saying she hasn't got talent, she can sing, sure…
But rap…? No… Just no…
I'm also kind tired of my sister trying to use big words that she doesn't understand… 'Midst' being one of them…
All in all, this chapter was a subtle excuse for me to bitch.
Aside from that, I hope you enjoyed this chapter haha.
As always, leave your rates, reviews, complaints and pathetic excuses after the beep!
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