If you didn't know, or couldn't count, this is Kage no Naruto chapter twenty six. Hurrah, I updated! Now your questions shall finally be answered, who will win the latest fight, who will die, will Sakura ever stop being a bitch, will Sasuke renounce his arrogance, will the chapter be long or short, and will I leave you with another cliffhanger? All of these shall be answered, maybe.
Note: Bad news guys, school has started up again so updates might, MIGHT, slow down a bit until, uh, June. So don't start thinking that I'm dead or something if I don't update quite as often as I used to. Sorry, but there's nothing I can do.
Disclaimer: If you think I'm the owner of Naruto you're crazy. Do you think that I would have made Naruto and Sasuke kiss in the first few chapters like Kishimoto did? Do you really think that I am capable of that?
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Summary of last chapter
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Long story, well chapter but still, short, Haruka, Absalom, and Yukino, got confronted by Jiraiya and his entourage of Gennin while they were looking for Tsunade, and they found out that the three of them work for Naruto.
Naruto, realizing that the three of them should have probably been back by now sent the General zombie Gomorrah and four soldiers to find them. Anko is overjoyed that Naruto could remove Orochimaru's control over her through the Curse Seal, and Perona and Haku agreed to share Naruto on the basis that it would make everyone involved happy, and they were both curious as to what it would be like with another girl. Also, they are now working together to prevent Temari and Anko from getting too close to Naruto, god are they jealous.
Anyway, as for what will happen next, read on and review at the end. If you do not I will leave you with even MORE CLIFFHANGERS! Enjoy.
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Random clearing with Jiraiya, Absalom, and the rest
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Absalom extended his right arm, palm facing the grouped together ninja and shouted "Dead Man's Hand!" before an explosion ripped through the trees, forcing the ninja to scatter into three groups to avoid the attack.
The first group, which dodged backward, consisted of Jiraiya, Neji, and Kiba. The second group, which dodged to the right, consisted of Gai, Lee, and Shino. The third group, which dodged to the left, consisted of Kurenai and Hinata. The three glanced at each other, and came to an unspoken agreement on who would face who. Yukino went left, Haruka went right, and Absalom raced forward to face the wounded Jiraiya.
Haruka dashed through the foliage, eventually facing the three ninja before her, the two in spandex and the Aburame. She was concentrating on the fight, but she was more worried as to how the group managed to get the drop on them. She could understand Yukino and Absalom not finding them, Absalom is a fighter not a tracker, and Yukino was devoting her attention to surveying other areas, she wasn't paying attention to what was happening nearby, but she was on her guard, and pretty good when it came to sensing chakra signatures.
Then she felt around a bit and found an oddity. The chakra signatures of her three opponents were farther away from her then they were physically, by a long way. Then Haruka got it, it must have been some kind of Genjutsu. Not cast at a target but used as a defense by casting it around a person or group in order to make it seem as something different. In this case it manipulated the concept of distance, making it seem that their chakra signatures were coming from somewhere else so that they couldn't be easily located. She went through two handseals and muttered 'Kai'. Surely enough, the chakra signatures of her three opponents vanished, only to reappear around the trio of Konoha ninja.
She drew a kunai and frowned a bit, that Genjutsu, while easy to break once you knew what was going on, was still a powerful piece of work, very complex and difficult to pull off. There must have been a Genjutsu specialist among the enemies, though she wasn't sure who it was. It was guaranteed to be one of the two Jounin, since Jiraiya wasn't much for Genjutsu, so that gave her a fifty percent chance at having to fight a powerful Genjutsu specialist. Then she examined her enemies again, all three in varying Taijutsu stances, waiting for her to make the first move. The Jounin here didn't seem the Genjutsu type. Then she smiled widely, unnerving the two Gennin and making the Jounin worry a bit. Haruka thought to herself 'If that red eyed woman was a Genjutsu user, she's a goner with Yukino as her opponent, those two don't have a chance. It will be fun to watch though, but it won't last long so I'll have to end this quick.'
Then she vanished in a flash of speed, appearing beside the spandex clad Gennin, who was surprised at her speed as she attempted to bury a kunai into the boy's neck, only for it to be prevented by the Jounin grabbing her arm, moving to protect his student at the last moment.
Gai tried to end the fight quickly with a powerful punch to the jaw but the figure in his hands only dissolved into mud when the blow struck. It was a Tsuchi Bunshin. Haruka smiled in the nearby trees, this battle could get interesting.
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With Yukino
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Yukino was facing against the two Kunoichi, Kurenai and the young Hyuuga heiress. She had already dispelled the Genjutsu that made it difficult to pinpoint their chakra signatures. It was pretty good, she had to admit, but it was still far inferior to some of the ones that she had come up with in the past.
She wanted to get this done quickly, the sooner she finished these two off, the sooner she could go and give Haruka her assistance should she need it. She could tell that the woman was a Genjutsu specialist of some talent, but still no threat to her in the terms of illusions. The girl on the other hand had the Byakugan which could help her pierce most Genjutsu. Casting illusions would be a lot harder with her around, plus she was the weaker of the two, so she targeted Hinata first.
Yukino didn't like fighting, but she would do what she had to, she took two kunai in hand and threw them straight at the Gennin at a fast speed. Hinata, though young and inexperienced, still had good reflexes, and managed to dodge the two knives and jumped off the branch and onto the branch of another tree.
Kurenai attempted a Genjutsu and soon a tree could be seen growing behind Yukino, ensnaring her in its branches. For Yukino, this illusion was of a far inferior level and easily dispelled it, not even glancing at the illusion or its caster, nor did she need to use handseals to do it. Kurenai was then made aware that her opponent had some master over Genjutsu, to what extent, she didn't know.
Yukino couldn't rely on Genjutsu against a Hyuuga, at least not fast ones, and close combat was out of the question, a single strike from the Jyuuken would screw up her chakra coils enough to make it almost impossible to use the fine control that Genjutsu required. So she had to attack with Ninjutsu to neutralize the threat.
Hinata grew in confidence after Naruto's defection, growing strong with the intention of tracking the boy down and bringing him home. She knew that this woman before her now knew where Naruto was. She was determined not to lose, no matter what. She jumped from branch to branch, moving closer and closer to her opponent as Yukino did several handseals. Kurenai watched carefully, hoping to find a moment when the opponent was off-guard and take advantage of that opening.
Hinata jumped and she would have landed on the branch in front of Yukino, close enough to attack with several Jyuuken strikes and end the battle, but she didn't land on the branch. Yukino completed her handseals and shouted "Raiton: Denkoubou!" (1)
Yukino spread her hands in front of her and lightning gathered in her palms. She quickly grabbed several kunai and tossed them in a circular pattern in the air, having Hinata in the center. Lightning arced between the knives, catching the Hyuuga girl in their sizzling grasp, burning skin and muscle.
Kurenai looked in shock as the kunai continued their flight, burying themselves in the wood, dragging the Hyuuga heiress with them. Hinata hung from the net of electricity, the lightning scorching her now unconscious frame as she was held there.
Yukino turned to Kurenai and said "That's the hard bit done."
Kurenai, angered by the defeat and injury to her student, said "Hard bit? I'm a Jounin! Don't think that you'll defeat me easily!"
Yukino smiled sadly as she said "I'm sorry that it has come to this, but you wouldn't let us leave. She can still be saved, if you leave now. You would be easier to beat than she was. I don't like fighting so I'm giving you a way out. What will it be? You can simply say that I escaped and we can call it a draw."
Kurenai frowned and threw a kunai near one of the ones that kept the lightning net in existence. The exploding tag wrapped around the knife exploded, dislodging two of the kunai from the wood and breaking the net, allowing the unconscious heiress to drop to a lower branch.
Kurenai faced the enemy and hoped that Hinata would be alright if something happened to her. Yukino frowned, looking genuinely saddened by the turn of events as she said "I see, so that is your choice, to fight even though you don't have to. I am sorry."
Then she went through handseals faster than Kurenai could see, though she could make out a few of them, but before she could even think of a counter, the world went black for the Jounin.
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With Absalom
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Absalom was facing three heavy combat specialists, well one, but the other two had the potential. Jiraiya, albeit wounded, was still not one to be trifled with. The other two, the Hyuuga prodigy Neji, and the oldest male of the Inuzuka clan, Kiba who was second in line to being clan head since he had an older sister.
As far as the ancient amalgam of man and beast was concerned, the Inuzuka wasn't even worth bothering with, he would be taken out quickly. The Hyuuga would prove little challenge, the main threat was Jiraiya.
The other three meanwhile were concentrating on their single opponent. Kiba was getting ready to rush him with Akamaru, while Neji and Jiraiya were trying to figure out what the…thing, for lack of a better term, before them had done to cause the explosion that separated the group. Neji had seen nothing with his Byakugan, no chakra movement, no special devices, nothing.
Jiraiya was at a loss as he had no doubt that it was Ninjutsu, but he had no idea how it was done. He knew that although some weird things could be done with Taijutsu, he knew that nobody could cause explosions like that, at least not at range. And there was no doubt in his mind that those flames were real, so Genjutsu was out as well. It had to be Ninjutsu of some kind but he had no idea how such a technique would work, or what its capabilities and limitations would be. If he knew any limitations then he could use them to his advantage but it looked as though he would have to collect information during the fight. Then he put a hand to his hurting scar, hoping that his injuries wouldn't slow him down during the hopefully short fight. He was in no shape for a long drawn out battle.
He was about to get the attention of the two Gennin, hoping to get some kind of plan together while the opponent was waiting for them to make the first move, but was interrupted as the figure spoke. He had a deep, gravelly, growling voice that sounded as though a dog had tried to speak, but they understood what he was saying. "So, are you three going to attack me? I could understand Jiraiya holding back due to his age and injuries, but the legendary Hyuuga, afraid? I never saw that coming. Of course, I can understand that Inuzuka mutt standing down, it only makes sense for a weak dog to run away with its tail between its legs."
Jiraiya and Neji were wise and cool headed enough to shake off the taunts, not wanting to walk into anything the enemy might have ready. Kiba, on the other hand, was neither wise nor cool headed, he was quite the opposite actually. He did what no ninja should and let the enemy get under his skin. He yelled "You think that the Inuzuka clan is weak!? I'll show you!" Then he made a seal and yelled "Juujin Bunshin!" A puff of smoke later and the puppy Akamaru became another Kiba, albeit mute. Most would consider it an improvement.
Then Kiba yelled "Gatsuuga!" And the two Kibas became twin whirlwinds of claws and fangs headed toward the strange man, not heeding the calls of Neji and Jiraiya to stop, and not seeing the grin on Absalom's face.
Neji and Jiraiya watched, hoping that Kiba's attack would give them an opening. They watched as the twin whirlwinds neared the person before them. Absalom grinned, revealing sharp fangs, before reaching out and backhanding the two tornadoes, sending each of the two flying through the air. Akamaru reverted to canine form before smashing into a tree, creating a deep hole in the bark before falling to the ground below. Kiba did the same.
Absalom let out a growling chuckle, it was just as he predicted, those two would go down easily. 'Now for the greater threats' he thought as he faced the Hyuuga and the Sannin, who were looking a bit worried.
Neji wasn't sure what to make of this but he was sure that the fight would be a tough one, Jiraiya was a bit worried though. He knew that mechanics behind the Gatsuuga, and it was a powerful technique using a lot of physical force, not to mention puncture wounds and lacerations from the claws of the Inuzuka user. All of that forward momentum combined with a powerful spin makes taking it head on VERY unwise. Even one of the Sannin like Jiraiya would dodge that move, even from a Gennin. If it was from a Chuunin or higher, dodging would become mandatory since a Gatsuuga of that level would be hard to survive, much less deflect. The technique was one of the most powerful in an Inuzuka's arsenal of family techniques, second only to the combined transformation, it was pretty much dodge, or feel a lot of pain, deflecting was unadvisable and extremely difficult, and this person, whoever it was, made it seem easy. This guy was physically strong in addition to having strange techniques, he was going to be quite a handful.
Absalom spent a moment to look at their faces before saying "I have heard that the eyes of a Hyuuga can see anything. Let's see if that is true, shall we?"
Neji and Jiraiya's eyes almost popped out of their skulls when the man vanished into thin air, simply fading out of existence before there was no indication of his presence. Jiraiya quickly said "Neji, the Byakugan!"
Neji just muttered "Already on it." As he activated the Kekkei Genkai of the Hyuuga clan. He saw in every direction for fifty meters, through the trees, through the foliage, there was no way to hide. He saw Jiraiya easily enough, but there was no sign of the man that harmed Kiba. Neji sighed after a moment more of searching and said "There's no sign of him Jiraiya-sama. He must have fled."
No sooner did Neji say that before he heard the man's voice from right beside him. Jiraiya and Neji looked over immediately as the voice said "So the Hyuuga eyes can't see everything, I had a feeling but now you pay for your eyes' flaws. KAIJIN NO TE!"
Then before either of them could do anything something impacted into Neji's jaw and sent him flying, smashing into a tree before stopping and then dropping to the ground below.
Jiraiya looked around as he heard the thing chuckle, the voice seeming to come from all around him at once. Jiraiya got into a defensive stance, crushing his urge to see if the two Gennin were okay. Apparently he was right about the guy being physically strong, he was strong and insanely so. But more importantly, how was he supposed to defeat an enemy which he can't even see?
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With Gomorrah, and the four soldiers
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The four soldiers were following Gomorrah, the physically largest of the Generals, searching for the trio that Naruto had sent out earlier. They had managed to find the chakra signatures of the three after a little searching, and they were heading there now. They could feel other chakra signatures as well, they were fighting enemies, that much was for certain, the only question was who the enemies were.
Gomorrah shouted to the four soldiers to pick up the pace, as he increased his speed. The four soldiers hurried to match the pace of the far superior General, who was swiftly moving from tree to tree in an effortless display of speed. Whoever they were going up against would soon be facing them as well. They were only about ten minutes away if they kept this speed.
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With Haruka
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Haruka was, as we all know, facing off against Gai, Lee, and Shino.
Shino sent his bugs out to find the target, while Gai and Lee split up and reached higher ground as they looked. Lee kept an extra careful watch, Gai wouldn't be able to save him next time.
Haruka watched the three carefully, sizing up which one would be the best target. She pulled a string that released a trap which flung a single kunai at the Aburame from behind. Shino looked backward just in time for the knife to go into his forehead. But the Shino clone soon dissolved into a mass of insects. Haruka smirked, she knew that that one was a Bunshin, and the real one was hiding. Lee and Gai each threw several kunai at the spot where the trap was set, just in case she was actually there, but they were disappointed.
Haruka put her chakra sensing abilities to work, locating the chakra signatures of those around her. She found the signatures of her three opponents in seconds. Gai and Lee were obvious, but there was a clone of Shino coming towards her, the real one was almost directly across from her, hiding in some leafy branches, most likely hoping that she would fall for the clone.
She smiled as she dashed out from her hiding place and moved as fast as she could toward the Aburame. Shino was surprised, he intended for her to stay in hiding until the last moment but she left before the clone could attack. Then he watched as the enemy charged Lee, jumping from tree to tree to gain altitude, only for her attack to be stopped by Lee and the woman finished off by a Konoha Dai Senpuu from Gai.
Shino relaxed a little until the woman dissolved into mud…another Tsuchi Bunshin. 'But where's the real one?' thought Shino, until he felt a kunai at his throat and his question was answered. He heard a faint chuckle before a blaring pain erupted in the back of his head as the world went black.
Haruka stepped away from the knocked out Shino, surveying the two before her. She had a feeling that she wouldn't be able to take on that Jounin, and there were a few more things to that Gennin than met the eye. In such circumstances, it was best to avoid fighting at all. Haruka spent a moment and came up with a plan as she felt the chakra signatures of two enemies fade a bit, probably knocked out. One was done by Yukino and the other by Absalom, judging by the direction of the signatures.
Then Haruka got her head into the fight and made several handseals, creating two Tsuchi Bunshin from the mud on the ground, which then scaled the trees. One of the two threw several exploding kunai at both of the Taijutsu specialists, destroying the branches under them and forcing them to drop to lower perches out of the sight of the other. One clone attacked each ninja.
Lee fought using his normal style but he wasn't able to get many hits in, the clone however scored several blows on the young, if strange, boy. Gai had it easier, he was far better at Taijutsu then Haruka was. Eventually the two defeated the clones, only for them to revert to mud. They found the unconscious Shino with a nasty bump on his head soon later, but there was no sign of the ninja that attacked them.
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With Yukino
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Yukino left the two Kunoichi as they were and headed toward Haruka. Before long she found her, but a bit sooner then she thought. "Haruka!" She chirped. "You won?"
Haruka looked back and said "No, I ran. I was pretty sure that I wouldn't be able to win that fight, there was something strange about those two that I didn't like. Anyway, you took care of your opponents?"
Yukino nodded and said "It was a lot easier than I thought it would be. Anyway, where's Pervsalom?"
Haruka grinned before saying "Still fighting, let's go help him out. Those two that I had will be trying to help their friend at the moment so we can get out of here safely once we incapacitate Jiraiya."
Yukino nodded and they ran toward the last signature, well aware that it was Jiraiya and the flawlessly masked signature was that of Absalom.
Within a minute or so they found the Sannin looking a bit beaten up and somewhat burnt. There were also several trees missing a few yards off the top and numerous debris on the ground. Jiraiya had his eyes closed, focusing on his hearing. Then he opened his eyes and dodged in time to avoid an invisible punch from Absalom, a deep hole forming in the wood, threatening the stability of the branch. Then a plume of dust shot off into the trees, Absalom had retreated in preparation for his next charge.
Jiraiya was in a bad spot. He knew that in a close range Taijutsu fight he would lose. He couldn't use Ninjutsu if he didn't know where his opponent was, summoning was unwise since it would just give his opponent a gigantic target, plus he wasn't entirely sure that he could summon a large enough toad in his condition. The Sennin Moodo was out of the question at the moment. The strain of forming Sage chakra was immense, and there was a very real chance of him either losing control and taking in too much natural energy, which would pretty much kill him, or that the strain of using Senjutsu would kill him in his weakened condition. He would have to wait for an opening to fry him with Ninjutsu and hope that his wounds didn't open up again before he got one.
Haruka got tired of this after a moment and said "Yukino, can you just knock him out?"
Yukino hurriedly looked away, she was staring at Haruka beforehand, and stuttered "U-um, yes, sure no problem." Then she went through several handseals, holding the last one as she said "Nehan Shouja no jutsu"
Jiraiya looked around and realized that there were feathers falling from the sky! He looked around and saw two women, the blonde haired girl and the brown haired girl from before. The brown haired girl was holding the tiger seal. Jiraiya realized that their presence here meant that Gai, Kurenai and the others must have been defeated but first he had to get out of this illusion, he was already feeling sleepy.
He formed a tiger seal and said "Kai!" but the illusion didn't disperse, the feathers didn't vanish, and the sleepy feeling got worse. He tired several more times, but eventually Jiraiya fell victim to sleep, dropping to the branch below him.
Haruka smirked as she saw the Sannin fall. She turned around and said "Good job Yukino. Hah, you took down one of the Sannin on your own, congratulations."
Yukino smiled and released the seal before saying "It wasn't too hard Haruka-chan. It's very hard to break out of one of my illusions especially when I use 'her' chakra. Though I hate the side effect." She reached down and brushed away the plants that clung to her frame. Rokubi was the Bijuu most in tune with nature, she controlled the forests and plants, turning them against her enemies.
Whenever Yukino used the Rokubi's chakra, any nearby plants would grow and ensnare her, trying to be closer to Rokubi. It wasn't deadly or dangerous of anything, but it was annoying. She really wished that she could control them like the Rokubi or the Shodaime did, and after practice, she found that she could manipulate plants and use Mokuton jutsu, but it required the usage of a lot of Rokubi's chakra, so much that two tails formed around her in a green aura, and she had a lot of trouble controlling herself when she used that much of the Bijuu's power. That and she suspected that the demon's energy was changing her little by little. Every time she used enough energy to form a tail, a little more of her skin turned pale green, like a fresh sapling. She kept it hidden but she was afraid that she might turn into something not human eventually.
Taking their minds off of demonic matters for now, they turned their attention to Absalom who appeared on a nearby branch, growling in anger.
"Yukino!" He barked. "Why did you deprive me of my opponent!? I would have killed him if you didn't interfere!"
Yukino cringed but Haruka stepped in "Back off you perverted beast! Don't you remember Naruto-san's orders not to kill Jiraiya if you encountered him? He said to leave the hermit alone, if you killed him Naruto-san would have your head on a plaque and Rei-chan would be serving up a nice mixed meat! You should be thanking Yukino-chan on bended knee!"
Absalom was a bit shocked "H-he ordered us not to kill Jiraiya? When did that happen? I wasn't told!"
Haruka scoffed and said "You were probably too deep into your porn to care for anything else. Anyway, let's get out of here before anyone wakes up, we have to get the information on Tsunade and Orochimaru back to Naruto-san."
Absalom nodded and said "Right." Before leading off toward Kusa no Kuni.
As they ran Yukino said "Umm, thanks for defending me Haruka-chan."
Haruka looked back at her shy friend and said "Anytime Yukino-chan, anytime, you don't even need to thank me." Then she winked at her which made Yukino blush, still unable to tell Haruka how she felt even after all this time.
Along the way, they encountered Gomorrah and the four soldier zombies who were sent to find them and bring them back. Seeing that everyone they were planning on saving were already okay and that they were sent out for nothing kind of pissed the five off a bit, but they headed back to the regular base, albeit with some irritation in the air.
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With Gai and everyone else
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Gai and Lee managed to get everyone together again, in varying conditions. Hinata's injuries were superficial, Kurenai and Jiraiya were in a Genjutsu induced unconsciousness, Shino, Kiba, and Neji were bludgeoned into unconsciousness. They just tended to everyone's injuries as best they could and waited for them to wake up while they stood guard.
Lee and Gai were both thinking of those three people, those two Iwa Nukenin, and the creature with them. 'Just what kind of allies has Naruto-kun gathered in so short a time?' Thought Lee. And these thoughts and musings haunted him deep into the night.
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With Naruto
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Naruto was waiting for his search party to return with the Absalom, Haruka, and Yukino. Those three were important to his overall plans, especially Yukino and her Bijuu.
He knew that Perona and Haku were off devising something or other regarding him…or breaking eachother in, who knows, and Anko was sleeping rather soundly since he told her how he was going to kill Orochimaru.
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Flashback no jutsu
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Anko came up to Naruto and said "Naruto-kun, this is just something that's been bothering me. Why haven't you killed Orochimaru? I'm pretty sure that you would be able to, so why?"
Naruto looked up from the book he was reading at the moment and said "It's rather simple Anko-chan, why kill someone when someone else will do it for me?"
Anko was a bit puzzled and said "What, you have an assassin going after Orochimaru? Are you sure he's good enough?"
Naruto chuckled a bit and said "Not so much an assassin as a Trojan Horse, wait maybe that's not the right term, I'm not sure but it's something like that."
Anko was getting a little irritated now and said "So who is it? Who's going to kill him?"
Naruto turned the page and said "Uchiha Sasuke himself."
Anko was blown away "How the hell is that little bitch going to kill Orochimaru? He couldn't kill a Gennin without someone holding his hand and telling him how strong he supposedly is!"
Naruto smiled and said "He won't be doing it knowingly, or on his own. He'll have a whole lot of help from me."
Now Anko was confused "What do you mean 'help'?"
Naruto turned the page and said "You remember that seal I put on Sasuke's neck?"
Anko started to understand now "You mean the one that will kill him under certain circumstances? Yeah why?"
Naruto smiled widely as he said "Well, one of those circumstances will take effect if Orochimaru possesses him as he intends to. Orochimaru possesses Sasuke, the seal activates and kills them both. I don't have to lift a finger on that account. The moment Orochimaru tries to take what he wants, he'll die. It's as simple as that."
Anko was impressed but there were a few holes in that plan "What if Orochimaru looks at the seal and finds out about that little condition? He wouldn't possess Sasuke then."
Naruto resisted the urge to laugh and said "You're assuming that Orochimaru can find out about that little piece of information that I've just given you. Orochimaru is no seal master like Jiraiya. Given enough time Jiraiya could figure out everything about that seal, Orochimaru couldn't see the difference between a Gogyou Fuuin, and a Gogyou Kaen, he's a novice and won't even see it coming."
Anko opened her mouth to say something else but he cut her off "And he can't screw with the seal either because it will kill the Uchiha. The moment he tries to obtain the Sharingan, he'll die."
Anko fought the urge to squeal like a fangirl she was so happy with this information. She glomped him then and there and said "That's incredible! Orochimaru will die the moment he takes what he wants, assuming that everything will go according to plan AND we get rid of that little Uchiha prick too! I couldn't be happier."
Then she smiled a little and said "Well, there is ONE thing that could make me happier." Then she went and whispered something into his ear, not blushing since she was so used to this sort of thing by now.
Naruto looked at the grinning Anko and said "We could do that. Or we could…." Then he leaned forward and whispered into her ear, and when he was finished, she was blushing like a tomato.
She got off his lap and shouted "HENTAI!" as she attempted to slap him, only for the shadows to block the attack of feminine fury.
Naruto couldn't help but laugh and say "That's what I love most about the shadow shield, I can say whatever perverted things I want and no woman can hurt me!"
Anko pouted, which looked insanely cute on her, in Naruto's opinion and said "Fine then, since you're no fun, I'll find something else to do then."
Then she left the room, leaving Naruto to his book, the silence, and the thoughts of Anko's tight ass. 'I swear you can bounce a quarter off it.' He thought as he returned to his book. 'Come on Tenchi! Grow some balls and fuck Ayeka already!' (2)
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Flashback no jutsu KAI!
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Naruto was shaken from his thoughts as the group he sent out returned through the rock wall. Yukino and the others had returned and now he could get the information he needed to confront Tsunade and beat the Konoha ninja to her, and get something he needed out of Orochimaru.
Everything was going according to plan.
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(1) Lighting element: Lightning net
(2) Tenchi Muyo reference for the win!
Right and that is the chapter. What did you guys think? The fighting, the perversion, the light fluff and foreplay, the plan to kill Orochimaru, tell me damn you! REVIEW!
Until the next update,
Artful Lounger