A/N: Happy Summer! Meanwhile all Gravity Falls' fans alike would celebrate June 15th as GF Anniversary ;)
I do not own DW or GF! BBC owns DW, and Disney owns GF. Enjoy!
Little Usual Venturing of Horrors
"The machine..."
"The crack in time and space..."
"AH-HA-HA! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I think we both agree that haunting dreams are a bit cliche, don't you think Billy?"
The Doctor shifted his blanket off his once-been bedside.
"Above all, we both know-that your neforious deeds won't be going anywhere."
This version of one and only yellow-colored triangular dream demon appeared in the flash right in front of the Doctor.
"Well, Well, Well! Aren't you the INTERFERING one!"
The Doctor scoffs and snaps back at the obvious enemy, "Interfere? Interfere! Of course I should interfere. Always do what you're best at, that's what I say."
"OH-REALLY, Like What Happened All Those Years AGO?"
The sudden warping background shows a familiar man with noticable scarf was boarding into the police box...
"Quick, Quick. Inside...!"
A blond dark-haired woman alongside with a man stopped.
"Wha-What's the matter with you...?"
The Doctor turned away from the distant memory...his eyes being shadowed.
"I am not coming with you..."
"Inside! That's an order!"
Suddenly the whole setting soon was seemed to be set on aflame...
Lasers shooting everywhere...
Monsters were rampant...were having a time of their lives...
"DON'T You TOUCH ME!"
The Doctor whipped back to, only this time, a man in ragged dark green Edwardian was arguing with another female.
"I am not part of the war...I swear to you...I never was..."
"YOU Are A Timelord!"
A laser blasted around the memory, which showered dust everywhere.
"Doctor No More..."
"The Doctor, the man who keeps running...never looking back because he dare not...out of shame..."
Then behold, a giant crack tears across the sky, behind a giant city that seemed to be falling apart.
"Good Morning, Raggedy Man."
A giant howling woken the Doctor.
"GAH! Oof!"
The Doctor shook himself in focus.
He carefully peered back at the machine that he and Stan were trying to remake.
They were almost done. About give or take five "time-related-ish calculations".
Days? Weeks? Months?
The Doctor grimaced.
Years?
"When do I reveal myself to them from my own family man guise...? Am I too ashamed?"
A howling erupted the Doctor's thoughts.
"-NO HANDS! GRUNKLE STAN! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HANDS?"
Stan shrugs off causally, "So I might have got cursed a little. But the watch looks nice, right?"
"Foolish man! Thieving hands find wicked face! You must return what isn't yours-"
Stan grabs a mitt back on with his mouth, muffling her speech, "That's better."
"I told you, Grunkle Stan. You gotta give that watch back and apologize!" Dipper told him.
"What? That old crone should apologize to me for denying my right to buy cheap junk. I don't need hands. I've got self-respect! Oh heyo, Doc."
The Doctor approaches Stan's current state quizzingly as he sees him trying to pick up coffee but drops it. He slaps the fork, which flings bacon at his face.
"Mabel, sweetie, will you make your uncle some hands?"
The Doctor quirks his usual eyebrow, "...maybe the Lothan can help with that?"
"Lalala...Hands makeover! Say hello to you new hands! In quotes."
"Nice work, kid! See, hands are overrated. I'm ready to take on the day!"
After many disasters that are conceived by Stan's "hands"...
"...According to the Swap Meet pamphlet, the Hand Witch lives in a horrible Hand Witch lair, on Hand Witch Mountain."
"You don't say...what did they sell at the swap meet fair anyways?"
"Stop saying Hand Witch." Stan commented.
They enter the cave. A hand taps Mabel.
"Grunkle Stan, did you just tap my shoulder?"
"He doesn't have hands, though..." The Doctor stated.
Hands poke Dipper. "Guys, can you stop tapping both my shoulders?"
"Uh, Stan. Flashlight up, please..."
Stan shines his attached flashlight at cave roof, revealing that it is covered in hands.
All scream.
Hands attack them.
Stan shouted, "Hands! Lots of hands!"
Dipper punches several hands before one grabs his face.
Hands are slapping Stan.
Mabel plays Rock Paper Scissors with two of the hands. They win and chase her.
Two pairs of hands jump and strangle the Doctor's neck.
The Hand Witch suddenly appears, "Look at this... touching scene! Up top! You guys... you guys get me."
The hands that were choking the Doctor were pryed off by the Doctor's forceful grasp. "PHEW! I can breathe again! Gosh!"
"Alright, you horrible wench. You got me. Stealing is wrong, et cetera...Take it! Now can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I'd like to share with you."
"Alas, your hands cannot be gotten so easily. The spirits say... ummm... that the curse can only be broken, by a kissss..."
Dipper, Mabel, and Stan except the Doctor say, "What?"
"Now where did I heard that before..." The Doctor exclaimed. "...So, that's what he meant when he meet the witch..."
"It's alright, kids. Just look away."
Stan kissed the Hand Witch's hand.
"A KISS ON THE LIIIIPPSS!" She proclaims.
"What? Forget it! I'm not kissing any of that mess! I don't need my hands that bad!"
Dipper pointed out, "Yeah, you're just making stuff up now."
"...making stuff up, that's a lot people are best at," the Doctor smirks. "...just start to walk out." He motions to the Pines family. "Let's go, guys."
"NO, WAIT DON'T GO! Ehh- you're right, you're right. I-I-I was just making all of that stuff up. I-I was just trying to get something going, you know? It's so hard to meet people these days..." As she snaps her fingers and hands let kids go and braid Mabel's hair.
"So this was all just a ploy to get a date?"
"I'M DESPERATE, OKAY? But every time I bring someone back here without keeping their hands hostage, they just run away."
"Well, yeah, look at this horror show! It's creepy even for a cave."
The Doctor then looks at Mabel, grinning.
Mabel catches on, "You just need to redecorate! For example: A Handalabra!"
"OOOH! THE HAND WITCH LIKES."
"Then watch me work. HOME MAKEOVER!"
"Redecorate! Brand new you! Shake it around! You gotta do it to make it work! Okay, time to take a look at your fantastic new cave. Men will definitely tolerate you, now. And I left a book of pick up lines on the end table!"
"AAAAAGH! OH MY GOODNESS, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE SAME CAVE, OH MY GOODNESS. I just can't find the words..."
"How about "Here's your hands back?"
"Oh, right!"
Hands come out of her hair and crawl around Stan before reattaching.
"Shakey! Scratchy! I've missed you, old rascals. You're all right, sister." He kissed both of his hands.
"Will you be my boyfriend now?"
"Nope. Never. Well. I learned nothing...except watching out for witchcraft."
The Doctor smirks, "Timelord..."
"What was that?"
"Never mind. Very nice at helping people, Mabel" The Doctor winked at her.
"Oh thanks, Doc..." She said, smiling. "It is least I can do for others..."
Hand Witch sighs, "Back to my crippling loneliness..."
"Oh, I know how that feels. Besides, look who is coming now." The Doctor points his thumb at an incoming wanderer.
A man climbs up to Hand Witch's cave. "Hey. I'm lost in these mountains. Can I crash here for the night?"
"Please. Come in." She grabs Pick-up Lines book, clears throat and reads from it: "Girl, are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world!"
"Wow. Thanks for noticing."
Hand Witch shouts, "Yes! Thank you Pines and Lord of Time!"
"Hopefully, that was the end of that certain adventure..." The Doctor wistfully mutters.
"You did it, Shimmery Twinkleheart!"
"No, you did it, Cinnamon..."
Mabel mimics a TV scene: "...because you believed in yourself."
"Everything about this is bad." Dipper commented.
"Well, that just put me 90 minutes closer to death. It's time you kids learned to watch the classics from my day." Stan holds up a movie.
"Ooo, old people movies. Get ready for references we don't understand, and words we can't repeat."
Stan puts the movie in.
"Is that actually-" The Doctor started to ask.
"You're no match for Loinclothiclese! I've come for the golden pants!"
The TV's antagonist roars.
Mabel screams and runs off.
"-stop motion with clay animation?"
"Oh no. Mabel!"
Stan quipps, "Well. Your sister's broken."
Dipper explains, "Oh, Grunkle Stan, I should have told you before. Mabel has a childhood terror of old-timey stop-motion animation. It's like her number one fear since we were kids."
Stan chuckles mildy, "Heh heh. Come on, those hogey old things? How scared could she be?"
The Doctor stares at him, "Very. Period."
Stan opens the closet door where Mabel is, "Kid, it's just a movie, it can't hurt you!"
"No talking. They wait for you to talk and then crawl inside your mouth!" Mabel panics.
"Why did you have to show her that tape?!" Dipper questioned.
"There's got to be a way to get her over this! Huh..." Stan looks over the ownership of the movie.
Soon everyone at the gates of Harry Claymore's workplace. Mabel is still in the laundry basket held by the Doctor.
"Alright. If we can just get the director to show her the models are fake, maybe she'll finally calm down."
Soos was not assured. "I don't know, dude. According to the Internet, special effects genius Harry Claymore is some kind of recluse."
"Really?" The Doctor said.
"The man wants his privacy. I can respect that. Well, everyone over the fence."
"Wait, why did I agree to this?"
The crew is in the yard, heading to the house.
Stan explains, "You see, Mabel, those monsters are just clay models moved around one frame at a time, by an antisocial shut-in."
"Those people are called animators."
"Hello? Mr. Claymore?"
"We wanna get a look at your figurines!"
"We're not paparazzi!" As Soos flashes camera phone several times.
"Aha!" Dipper picks up a mini gorilla figurine. "See, Mabel? It's all just special effects. You can come out."
"NO!"
Stan adds in, "Kid, listen to me. For the last time, there is nothing here to be afraid-"
The Doctor interrupts, "Say, I wonder. Do you still remember that movie with that cyclops in it?"
"Yeah-why?"
The Doctor nods somberly and points behind him.
Clay cyclops walks up behind Stan and roars
Dipper, Stan, and Soos scream. "GGGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"It's slowly swiping at us!"
"Let's escape by standing still!" Soos was picked up by the monsterity, "It didn't work!"
"OH-Hold On!" The Doctor fumbles for his screwdriver as he set the laundry basket with Mabel in it carefully.
The cyclops grabs Stan and skeletons pop out of the ground.
Dipper screams; runs off. He trips over Mabel's basket, which throws her out.
Skeleton grabs Mabel's head.
"Ahh!" The Doctor quickly sonics it to explode.
Dipper then was trapped and stuck in clay along with Stan and Soos. "Ah! How is this happening? What do they want?"
Harry Claymore appears to be a prisoner too. "I'm afraid they want you."
"Harry Claymore! Master of special effects! Circa-1970's-something."
Harry Claymore confirmed, "Alas, my effects are more special than you know."
"What? But how are these things real? What about stop motion?"
"What? You really believe someone moves these figures one frame at a time? I'm not a masochist! I use black magic to make them animate themselves. It was great at first, but one day: now that they were out of work, they went mad and enslaved me! And now they will turn you into unholy beasts clay to join in their mischeif!"
"Huh, Mr. Pines. At least you finally get to work with your favorite director. And by work, I mean suffocate inside a big wad of clay!" Soos stated.
More clay is stuffed on Soos. The three call out for help. Mabel and the Doctor sees the whole thing.
"Oh, what do I do? How can we defeat those monstrosities?"
"My tool can take them out one or two, but I'm not sure it is able to keep them at bay..."
She suddenly picks up a wad of clay with two holes in them. Mabel adds a line so it looks like a smiley face.
"Hey. I changed into something I like. Woah. Doc! I think I have an idea! Hey, One-Eyeclopses! Yeah, I'm talking to you, dumb-dumb! Come at me! WOOAAAAA!"
The Doctor rubs his sonic on side of his head.
She runs at it with her arms in front of her and jumps into its stomach, crawls up it, and emerges from its shoulders. "Wipe that face off your face! Oh, I've got big plans for you. Hey, skeleton dorks! IT'S CLAYBACK TIME!"
The clay Cyclops is remade into Shimmery Twinkleheart.
Shimmery Twinkleheart walks up and falls down on a bunch of skeletons.
"Dude, you conquered your fear!"
Shimmery Twinkleheart: "That's right. Because she believed in herself-"
Mabel shouted, "JAM, IT, TWINKLEHEART! Just start pounding those skeletons!"
"Hoo hoo hoo..."
Mabel runs to everyone else. The Doctor comes down too, with his sonic to free all three.
"Mabel, you did it! So you're not scared anymore?" Dipper asks.
Mabel takes the clay off of him, "Oh, I'm scared twice as much now. But now I know it's rational!"
Stan apologizes, "Kid, I'm sorry I doubted you." As he punches through clay. "You were right! Stop-motion is pure evil."
Soos adds, "And probably really expensive."
Harry Claymore agrees, "Incredibly expensive," as he was helped up by the Doctor.
"This is an impressive fight, though. I'm glad I'm facing towards it."
A scorpion with the head of medusa attacks Shimmery Twinkleheart and they melt into the mass of clay. Unicorns rain from the ceiling and fall into it.
"Yaaaaayyyyy!"
Harry Claymore cheers, "That was the best part!"
Soon back to the Mystery Shack. Stan, Dipper, and Mabel are watching new movie: "Loiclothiclese in the creature with an unreasonable amount of heads."
The Doctor munches a Jamie Dodger
"Well, I think today we learned that you can remold your fears."
"I'm just glad that none of us got turned into clay."
Suddenly Soos pipes up, "Holy Toledo!"
He steps out of a wall of clay and looks like huge Gumby.
"Who wants to see me change into most anything? Do do do do do... I can walk through walls! Woah, woa-"
KA-CHUNK!
Stan have thrown the TV remote at him, cutting off his head.
The Doctor grimaced, "Ssssss...ooooh!"
Stan held the twins in the safe distance. "We're safe now kids. We're safe...
"Looks like we need a doctor..."
The Doctor preceeds to fix Soos...
Stan, as usual, is leading a tour group. "And here we have our latest attraction: the legendary Cheapskate!"
"..I saw it blinking."
"Heh! Just an optical illusion!"
"Come along, everyone. Step right up... AHAHAHA!"
The trapped victim pounds on glass.
"That's right, I'm a jerk!"
Mabel is standing in front of the case and Dipper is reading on the Gift Shop counter.
"Hey! Wanna play tic-tac-toe?...Hey, I wanted to be Xs! Let me be Xs!"
Dipper advises, "Trust me, just let her be Xs."
"Yaaay! Actually, I'm sorry, I changed my mind; I want to be Os...Okay, you're gooonna hate me right now, but could Xs be a possibility?"
The trapped person writes, "HELP ME".
"I don't think you're playing this right."
The Doctor comes along. "Did Stan kidnap a movie director?"
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