Total Drama Fans vs Favorites! Chapter 26: Frenemies part I, a total drama series fanfic

Cue apology for chapter being so late, yadda, yadda, yadda, there will be quite a twist in this chapter. Enjoy!

Episode 6, Part I- Frenemies

"Last time on Total Drama Fans vs. Favorites!" Chris Mclean, host extraordinaire of the Total Drama Franchise. "After being told that both teams would be going to the Campfire Elimination Ceremony, the campers began to work on their talents for the Total Drama Talent Show. Each camper would show off their 'talent' in front of three judges who would decide if there score was a sucky 1 to a supermegafoxyawesomehot 10. The two campers with the highest scores on each team would win immunity and the team with the highest total score would win a barbeque. On the Killer Snails, Fiona and Eddy claimed immunity while Theodore and Duncan went down the Trapdoor of Shame because they were untalented asses. And on the Screaming Turtles, star couple Joe and Izabella each won immunity. The Screaming Turtles also managed to win the barbeque despite Greg and Heather BLOWING UP MY STAGE! NOT COOL DUDE! NOT COOL! Anyway, it sucked for the Killer Snails. You should have seen their sad faces. Haha!

"There was also some drama when Noah and Bridgette did a scene from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Noah tried to cover up his feelings for Bridgette, but everyone except her can see that he's got a crush. Noah and Bridgette sitting in a tree. K-I- well you get the picture. Speaking of which Gwen and Duncan broke up because of Duncan's petty jealousy of Fox. Heather and Greg, using their sneakiness, tricked Gwen's alliance into splitting the vote. In the end causing a geeky but lovable Fox to leave the island. Too bad, the dude brought us some good ratings. On the Killer Snails side, despite Theodore and Melinda's doubts about Fiona, Bridgette was voted out and left on the Boat of Losers, leaving behind a rather important item with Joe. Will Fiona's alliance rule the game? Or are Heather and Greg close to knocking them down? Is Gwen's alliance finally crumbling? Will Noah even have a story line without Bridgette? And who will be voted out of the most dramatic Campfire Ceremony yet? This time on Total! Drama! Fans vs. Favorites! Cue our copyrighted theme song!"

Theme Song

Washrooms (Girl's Side)

Gwen and Izabella open the door to the washroom and see Static standing in front of one of the shower curtains.

"What's up Static?" Gwen asks her.

"Nothing really. Just standing here." Static answers.

"Why are you standing there?" Gwen asks.

"Oh, well, Fiona needed someone to guard her while she showered. She said she wanted to make sure she got her private bathroom time."

Gwen and Izabella share a look.

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Static: Fiona's my friend. We've been good friends since this game has started. She lets me eat her greasy food that Chef makes and in return I get to let her use my Alien Repelling Electric Fan when it's hot. It's a win-win situation. Not to mention I think I'm turning her into a believer.

Fiona pokes her head out in front of the shower curtain. "Hey Static, I forgot my conditioner in the cabin. Would you go get it for me?" She says in a sugary tone.

"Sure thing Fiona."

"Thanks hon. And make my bed while you're at it."

"I'd be happy to. See you girls later." Static says to Gwen and Izabella, walking out of the washrooms.

Fiona looks at the two girls. "Goth, Freak." She says, greeting them.

"Skank." Izabella says in return.

Fiona: (laughs) Oh Static, so sweet. So naïve. Out of all the people I've wrapped around my finger I think she's my favorite. She's like a golden retriever. I whistle and she retrieves what I want. If she keeps this up I might bring her to the finals instead of Alejandro.

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Gwen: Fiona is worse than Heather. Heather bends people to her will but at least she admits it. Fiona keeps up this charade that they're all friends. It's so transparent.

"I am so glad she's not on our team." Gwen says to Izabella.

"Yeah all we have is sweet ol' Heather." Izabella rolls her eyes.

"I'd take Heather over that bitch any day." Gwen admits.

"Lucky we won't have to deal with her until the merge. Unless her team wises up and votes her out."

"I can hear you ya know!" Fiona shouts from her shower.

Gwen sighs. "Let's get out of here. Wait for her to be done with her 'private bathroom time.'"

"You go ahead. I need to do something." Izabella smiles mischievously at Gwen and walks into one of the bathroom stalls. Gwen chuckles and walks out. She closes the door just before Izabella flushes the toilet and Fiona shrieks.

Izabella: (laughing) I LOVE doing that!

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Fiona: (shampoo still in her hair) Izabella is SO lucky she is not on my team or she would be facing MAJOR consequences.

Killer Snails' Cabin (Outside)

Melinda, Eddy, Theodore and Alejandro are in the middle of an intense game of poker as Static runs up to the cabin.

"Hello Jerry." Theodore says, spotting her.

"No time to talk, Fiona needs her conditioner." Static said running up the stairs and knocking down the pile of poker chips Melinda had been stacking.

"Static!"

"Sorry! I wasn't looking!" Static slams the door to the cabin in her hurry. Melinda grumbles and starts to stack up the chips again.

"Might as well just leave them since I'm taking them with this hand, Red." Eddy says to her.

"HA! Don't make me laugh chump." Melinda grins at what she knows is a winning hand.

"I fold." Theodore says, seeing the grim determination on Eddy's face. "Jerry's been really jumpy lately."

"Probably because Fiona's been running her ragged." Melinda says.

"Melinda…." Alejandro says a warning tone in his voice. Melinda just shrugs.

"I don't see why you put up with her." Eddy says, raising the bet.

"It's complicated."

Eddy rolls his eyes. "I'm all in." He says pushing all of chips into the growing pile of chips in the middle.

Melinda's eyes narrow. "Fine, me too." She says pushing her chips in then placing her cards down. "Two pair beat that."

Eddy smirks. "Full house." He says showing her his cards.

"No way! There is no way you can have that hand!" Eddy laughs and collects the chips. "Tough luck, doll."

"Don't call me that!"

"Izzy stop it! Give that back!"

"Haha!" The door bursts open and Izzy runs out of the cabin, Static chasing after her. They both run down the stairs, knocking down the pile of chips now in front of Eddy.

"Izzy! Fiona needs that conditioner!" Static shouts at her. Izzy only laughs and starts squirting the conditioner at random targets.

"Tag you're it! Tag you're it! Tag you're it!" Izzy sees Owen coming out of the Screaming Turtles cabin. She squirts him right in the face. "Tag you're it!" She laughs manically and runs around in circles.

"Izzy!" Static chases her up to the washrooms. "I need that back!" Izzy tries to squirt Static but the alien nut ducks. "Please Izzy!"

"Does Static want squirty-thing back?" Izzy asks.

"Yes!"

"Hmmm okay!" Izzy quickly squirts most of the bottle onto Static's face. She then tosses the used up bottle to Static and runs away, still laughing. Static sighs and wipes the gooey conditioner off her face.

Just then Fiona chooses to open the door and stick her head out. She sees Static. "What took you so long? Did you use my conditioner? Give that to me!" Static hands Fiona the bottle. "Ugh it's all gone! Well I guess I'll just have to use your conditioner. Go and get it!" She slams the door in Static's face.

Static sighs and trudges back to the cabin.

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Static: Sometimes I get the feeling that Fiona's taking advantage of me.

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Theodore: Does Izzy plan it all out or does she just make it up as she goes along?

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Owen: (sticks his finger in the conditioner on his face and sniffs it) It smells like strawberries! (licks his finger) Mmm…doesn't taste as good though. (sucks more on his finger)

Mess Hall

Joe sits down next to Mary and stares at his green eggs and burnt ham breakfast.

"I miss Fox." Mary pouts, moving her eggs around with a fork.

Joe nods. "I miss him too. It's so different without him."

"It's your own fault he was voted out you know." Heather says from her seat at the end of the table.

Joe looks down in shame, lowering Geoff's cowboy hat over his eyes.

Mary looks at Heather. "We know you tricked us, don't rub it in."

"But rubbing it in is the best part." Heather smirks.

"We made a mistake. We won't be so careless next time." Mary says. "You and Greg better watch out."

"Oh I'm so scared. The one with the attention span of a fruit fly is threatening me." Heather says rolling her eyes.

Mary: I have a perfectly normal attention span! I just get distracted easil- Is that a camera?! (she waves) Hi everyone!

"C-c'mon Mary. L-let's m-move down." Joe stutters and pulls on Mary's arm. Mary looks away from Heather and the both move farther away from her.

Heather sits back. "Amateurs." She mutters, staring at her breakfast.

The campers start to filter in and get their breakfast. After receiving their trays, Izabella and Gwen spot Mary and Joe and head over toward them.

"Hey guys." Gwen says sitting down next to Mary.

"Hey babe." Izabella plops herself right into Joe's lap. Immediately Joe blushes a dark shade of red and starts stammering. "H-h-hey Iza-Izabella!"

Izabella kisses his cheek which makes him blush even more. "W-wouldn't you b-be m-more comf-f-fortable s-sitting in your own s-s-seat?" He asks her, but it's clear HE is the uncomfortable one.

"Nah I'm good!" Izabella says, taking a bite of the ham.

Izabella: Joe's not entirely used to my ways yet. I am his first girlfriend. …Damn, I just realized how much pressure that is.

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Joe: (still blushing) That was-was really uncomfortable. And kinda embarrassing. But Izabella is worth it. I always get this tingly feeling whenever I'm around her and and I feel like something is just rising in me and I'm gonna explode with it.

Noah: (from outside) It's called an erection!

Joe: (turns a scarlet color and slouches down, out of the camera's view)

Static walks in slowly, Balo following her, and sits down next to Theodore. Her head immediately falls to the table. Balo bleats and nudges her.

Theodore shakes his head. "You doing okay?"

"Yeah I'm fine." Static lifts her head. "It's just been a long morning. Fiona needed me to help her with so much stuff."

Theodore looks at her. "You shouldn't let her boss you around."

"I'm not!" Static protests. "I'm just being a good friend. Besides she actually believes in aliens unlike everyone else here."

Theodore: I'm worried about Jerry. She doesn't quite understand how far people will go to get what they want. Fiona will say anything to get Static on her side.

"Jerry, Fiona is doing-"

"And just what am I doing Theodore?" Fiona asks, standing behind him. Both campers and Balo jump and look at her.

"Hi Fiona." Static says, sliding down on the bench and making room for Fiona. Fiona sits and gives Theodore a scrutinizing look. "And what were we just talking about?"

"Nothing." Theodore says shortly, sliding away from Fiona.

At that moment Chris walks into the Mess Hall. "Good morning campers!" He greets them. The campers ignore him. Chris's eyebrows furrow. "I said 'Good morning campers!'" The campers continue to ignore him, talking to one another. Chris scowls and grabs the bullhorn from Chef. "I SAID 'GOOD MORNING CAMPERS!'" He shouts into the bullhorn, making a few of the campers jump. Izabella totters on Joe's lap and falls backward onto the floor.

"Only one to a seat Izabella." Chris says into the bullhorn as Joe helps Izabella to her feet. She sits down next to him trying to ignore the laughter from the Killer Snails table.

"So," Chris says still talking into the bullhorn. "Now that I have your attention, how are we doing today?"

"You mind turning that off before you blow out our eardrums?" Melinda shouts at Chris, her hands covering her ears.

"Fine Ms. Killjoy." Chris throws the bullhorn away. "Today we have an extra special surprise for you campers!"

"That does not sound good." Theodore whispers.

"We are switching things in the game up a little. Since the individual immunity worked so well in the last challenge, we've decided not to wait for the merge to have it again. Instead, from now on after each challenge, the team that is going to the Campfire Ceremony will compete in another challenge for individual immunity. The camper that wins immunity can NOT be voted off. Comprende?"

"We comprendo." Gwen mutters, not liking this turn of events.

Alejandro: A clever plan Chris. This will definitely give an advantage to my alliance.

"Can we get onto the challenge already?" Heather asks.

"Not so fast Heather. That wasn't the special surprise." The campers groan in unison.

"Today we will be switching teams!" Chris says.

Heather: WHAT?

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Gwen: Just like Chris to throw in another obstacle.

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Izabella: Chris you mother******. If you separate me from Joe I will [THIS CONFESSION HAS BEEN CENSORED FOR IT'S THREATENING MESSAGE THAT MAY BE INFLUENTIAL TO YOUNG CHILDREN. HAVE A NICE DAY!]

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Mary: Yay! We get to be on a team with new people!

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Duncan: I have only one thing to say. Chris, please do not put me on a team with Melinda or Heather. Otherwise I'm flexible.

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Theodore: This was one of my predictions in the talent show. It wasn't hard to figure out that Chris would want to separate us from our friends and mix up the drama. If you just pay attention you would be able to see clearly that-

[a trap door opens underneath the toilet Theodore is sitting on]

Theodore: (screams as he falls)

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Chris: I figured I would put a trap door in the confessional too. The campers can get too long-winded. Time is money after all.

"Chef will be going around giving each of you an envelope." Chris says as Chef begins to hand each of the campers an envelope. "In each envelope is a card. If your card is green then you are on the new Screaming Turtles team. If your card is orange then you are on the new Killer Snails team. Once you find out your team please move to your teams table so we can get a head count."

Izabella bites her lip and opens her envelope. She pulls out an orange card. She turns to Joe and Gwen who both hold green cards. Then she glances at Mary who holds a green card as well.

"Shit." She says quietly. Mary gives her a sad look as Izabella stands up and moves to the other table along with Greg, Owen and Heather.

Static opens her envelope and breathes a sigh of relief when she sees her orange card. She looks over at Theodore who holds a green card.

"Bad luck amigos." Alejandro says who is also holding a green card. He and Theodore stand and go to the other table along with Melinda and Eddy.

"So now that you all are settled, let's introduce the new teams to the world." Chris says. "On the new Screaming Turtles team we have Gwen, Noah, Eddy, Joe, Mary, Melinda, Alejandro and Theodore!" None of the campers look happy with the new members of the team.

Gwen: I'm fine with Theodore but Alejandro's distrustful, Eddy is a mobster and Melinda is an annoying over achiever. At least I still have Joe and Mary.

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Joe: We've been dating a total of two days and Chris has to put us on opposite teams! It must be worse for Izabella.

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Melinda: Why is Eddy still on my team?! At least I still have Alejandro.

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Alejandro: I have to say. I'm looking forward to this new team. Fresh meat, as it were.

"And our new Killer Snails team," Chris says crossing to the other table. "Heather, Izabella, Owen, Fiona, Izzy, Duncan, Greg and Static!" The campers look just as displeased with their new team.

Duncan: This blows.

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Izabella: Heather and Fiona on the same team. And I'm right in the middle. Fan-freaking-tastic.

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Heather: Chris made a major mistake putting Greg and me on the same team.

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Static: I don't think this team switch will be the best thing for the alliance.

Killer Snails' Cabin (Boy's Side)

Owen, Duncan and Greg stand around in the cabin, staring at each other, unsure of how to break the tension.

"There's only four bunks in here now." Duncan observes.

"Thank you Captain Obvious." Greg says to him. Duncan scowls at Greg. "Do you want your head to be dunked in a toilet?"

Greg steps back. "It was just a joke." Duncan rolls his eyes.

"Hey! Duncan let's bunk together!" Owen says to him.

Duncan takes one look at Greg then turns back to Owen. "All right Big Guy, but I get top bunk." He says to him. Owen grins and pulls Duncan into a bone-crushing hug. "Oh this is gonna be so much fun!"

"Owen!" Duncan's muffled shouts do not reach Owen's ears as he continues to hug Duncan and twirl around in a circle.

Greg watches them then puts his bags on the solitary bunk.

Duncan: Time to bounce back from this break-up. For starters, I've got my eye on Greg. I saw all he did on his team. No way is that shit slipping by me.

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Greg: I thought I might be able to convince Duncan to be in the alliance, but he's clearly too unpredictable and he has anger-management problem. I suppose his Juvie record should have been a hint.

Screaming Turtles' Cabin (Girl's Side)

"Weren't there six bunks in here?" Melinda asks as she walked into the cabin.

"Chris probably moved them." Gwen says sitting down on her bunk.

"Well then I guess I get one all to myself." Melinda says putting her bags on the bunk. "Last time I had to bunk with Fiona."

"That must have been a pain." Gwen says. "Well at least neither her nor Heather are on are team this time."

"Heather wasn't all bad." Mary says to the other girls.

"I bet she wasn't worse than Fiona" Melinda says.

"Either way, I feel bad for the people on her team."

Mary: My impressions of the new team? Well Gwen and Joe are my best friends besides Izi. Theodore doesn't seem too bad. But Melinda and Eddy aren't very nice and Gwen doesn't trust Alejandro. And Noah… (she blushes) well he's nice too.

Screaming Turtles' Cabin (Boy's Side)

"Noah! And how are you mi amigo? I can see you've been working out those biceps of yours!" Alejandro says as he walks into the cabin. Noah is sitting on his bunk reading a book, while Theodore unpacks his belongings once again taking the solitary bunk.

"Nice try Al but you're not bunking with me." Noah says without raising his eyes from the page.

"Why Noah, I'm shocked! We were such good friends last season."

"That was the season that you got Tyler to vote me off." Noah raises his eyes from the book. "So no, I don't think we're friends."

Alejandro looks stumped for a moment. "Well that just means we can become friends now!" He sits down on Noah's bunk and puts his arm around his shoulders. "I will even teach you my ways of wooing beautiful women like Bridgette."

Noah tries to push Al away, however he does not have the upper arm strength. "Fine you can bunk here. Just don't try any of that Spanish crap with me."

Noah: Why don't I like Alejandro? Besides him getting me voted off when I could have won the last season, he's a cocky, arrogant womanizer. But at least I won't have to smell Owen's farts at night anymore.

Owen: (bursting into the confessional) Noah clear the toilet stat! It's an emergency!

Noah: Owen get out of here!

Owen: I can't wait any longer! I had three helpings of Chef's eggs. And let's just say, the boat is very anxious to go to sea. (He pushes Noah aside, drops his pants and sits on the toilet. Noah however is trapped between his enormous girth and the wall and is unable to escape Owen's toxic fumes).

"Phew! What smells so bad?" Eddy asks as he walks into the cabin, carrying his bag.

"Noah got trapped in the confessional with Owen." Theodore says. Noah scowls and buries his face in the book.

"Sucks for you man." Eddy looks at the only unoccupied bunk. "Whose bunk is this?"

"Joe's, he used to share with Fox but he's gone now." Noah says.

"Well looks like I'm his new bunkmate." Eddy says, climbing up to the top bunk. He picks out a cigar from his bag and starts smoking it.

Joe walks in the cabin and wrinkles his nose. "What is that smell?"

"Noah got trapped in Owen's stink cloud."

"Ah okay." He's sees Eddy sitting on top of his bunk smoking a cigar. "Oh, hi. You must be one of the new teammates. I'm Joe." He holds out a hand. After a moment, Eddy reaches down and shakes his hand, Joe winces at Eddy's grip.

"Eddy Enzio, nice to meet ya." He goes back to smoking his cigar.

"Uh, do you have to smoke in here?" Joe asks.

"Do you have a problem with it?" Eddy looks hard at him. Joe shakes his head quickly. "No, no problem at all!"

Joe: Actually I do have a problem with smoking. I've seen the pictures of what happens to smokers and it's not pretty. Maybe I could nicely suggest to Eddy next time how bad it is for his health. He's not exactly setting a good example for the kids who watch this show.

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Eddy: Joe and I will get along, as long as he's not a rat. He does seem to have a problem with my cigars though

Killer Snails Cabin (Girl's Side)

It is absolute chaos in the cabin when Static walks in, carrying Balo under her arm. Izabella, Heather and Fiona are in a three way shouting match. The cabin is a mess; make-up, perfume and clothing are scattered everywhere. Izabella grabs a bottle of perfume and throws it at Fiona's head. Fiona ducks and lunges for her.

Meanwhile, Izzy is in her own little world as she bounces on each of the bunks.

"Um excuse me-"Static tries to say.

"Why should I move my make-up boxes for your crappy paintings?" Fiona shouts at Izabella.

"At least my paintings don't look at all like the clown make-up on you!" Izabella says, throwing another bottle of perfume at her.

"Girls, settle down, we should-"

"Oh no you don't! Those are my good heels." Heather shouts at Fiona, who is holding her shoes ready to throw it at Izabella. "Get you dirty hands off them."

"Dirty? Excuse me Ms. Only-Showers-Once-A-Day, who are you calling dirty?"

"Guys!" Static shouts but it doesn't get the girls attention. Balo rolls his eyes and opens his mouth.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The three girls shut up and look at Static.

"Thanks Balo." She says to her sheep. "Okay girls, we need to calm down and decide who is bunking with you.

"Well I'm definitely not bunking with either of these two!" Izabella says.

"And you're such a gem yourself, hon." Fiona's voice is thick with sarcasm.

"At least she's not a copycat of one of the original characters of the show." Heather says. Fiona gasps. "That is like SO not true!"

"Okay, okay! So none of you want to be near each other. Why don't uh, Izzy and Izabella bunk together and me and Fiona also bunk together and Heather can just get a bunk to herself."

"Good idea Static; put the freaks together and leave the she-beast alone." Fiona smiles at Static while both Izabella and Heather growl at her.

Static: I guess I have to be the peacekeeper around here if we want our team to win.

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Heather: Fiona and Izabella are the worst. Izabella is just a freak with a paint brush and Fiona is a less pretty version of me. Neither of them are going to last long.

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Izabella: I can't WAIT to vote off Heather and Fiona. They are both such manipulative bitches it'll be better for the team for them to leave.

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Fiona: Ugh, I could barely stand having to share a cabin with Bridgette and Melinda, now I get psycho redhead, wannabe psycho artist and Heather, who is like a less pretty version of me! I do not like have to put up with this.

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Chris: (laughs) I love these new teams!

"All campers report with your new teams to the beach for your challenge!" Chris says over the intercom.

Eddy: This oughta be good.

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Noah: I wonder what new torture Chris could possibly have in store for us.

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Melinda: With no Fiona, Greg or Heather, my team definitely has a good chance of winning this challenge.

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Izzy: Izzy likes cat-fights. Izabella, Heather and Fiona always get into cat-fights. So Izzy REALLY likes this team.

Beach

"Welcome to your new challenge campers!" Chris greets the teenagers. "Today we will be testing how well you know your new teams!"

"How could we know? We only had like two minutes to move out of our cabins." Gwen says.

"Which should have given you plenty of time to know the basics about your new teammates. Like their favorite ice cream flavor. And the color of their underwear. And how hot they think I am."

"You always look gorgeous to me Chris." Fiona says and bats her eyes at him. Heather and Izabella groan at her attempts at flirting.

"Thank you Fiona. I always look gorgeous to me too." Chris grins his way-too-pearly-white smile.

"Can we get on with the challenge before I throw up my breakfast?" Duncan asks, grimacing.

"Okay, geez. Is it me or are you touchier since Gwen dumped you?"

"We broke up." Duncan says through gritted teeth.

"No I'm pretty sure I dumped you." Gwen tells him.

Duncan rolls his eyes. "Whatever."

"AHEM back to me please!" The camera turns back to Chris. "For this challenge we will be dividing you up into pairs. Each of you will be asked questions about your teammate. If you answer correctly then your team gets a point. If you don't answer correctly," Chris gestures to eight booths which have been balanced on poles above the water; there are two screens on the front of each and a red button where the campers will sit. "You will be dunked into the water. First team to get ten points wins immunity. The other team must compete in an individual immunity challenge and after that attend the Campfire Elimination Ceremony where one camper will be voted off the island. And you can Never come back. Ever.

"The teams also have the option of dunking themselves."

"Why's that?" Izabella asks.

Chris shrugs. "I don't know, because it's funny." He chuckles and takes out a top hat. "I will now pick out the pairs of teammates. Screaming Turtles your first pair is…" he takes two slips of paper out of the hat. "Joe and Melinda!"

Joe turns toward Melinda and starts to say something when she shoves a paper and pencil into his hands. "Here, start taking notes fast. I don't want you screwing up."

Joe: (looking at his list on Melinda) It's great that Melinda is so enthusiastic about competing but she can be a bit obsessed. I'll never get this list memorized in time! (He starts scribbling the answers down on his arm)

"Our next team is…Eddy and Gwen!"

Gwen looks toward Eddy. "I'm goth, that's about all you need to know."

Eddy shrugs. "I'm the Don of the Mafia. That's about all you need to know."

"Next is…Theodore and Mary!"

Mary grins and hugs Theodore. "I can't wait for the challenge! It's going to be so much f- Oh my God is that a turtle! Hi turtle!" Mary runs to the edge of the beach, leaving Theodore staring at her.

Theodore: We're doomed.

"This leaves our last team as Noah and Alejandro!" Chris laughs.

"You did this on purpose, didn't you?" Noah asks.

Chris grins. "I might have."

Alejandro: This would be the perfect time to get Noah into the alliance.

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Noah: If I seriously have to listen to one more story about how "Alejandro Buerromuerto and the time I saved a cat" or "The time I slept with the Double Mint Twins" or "The time I-" AAAAAAAAAHHH!

(the trap door opens and Noah falls through)

"And now for the Killer Snails! The first team is… Izabella and Heather!" Chris didn't even bother taking slips from the hat.

"But you didn't even pick out our names!" Heather shouts at him.

"I didn't need to. Putting you two together will make things really exciting."

Izabella: I HATE CHRIS!

"Our next team… Greg and Static!"

Static shyly looks at Greg. "So you want to tell me anything about yourself?" Greg looks at her for a couple seconds. "No." He finally decides.

"Next team is… Izzy and Fiona!"

Fiona takes one look at Izzy then looks at Chris. "Chris, you're such an awesome host and so hot, would you let us switch our teammates. Pretty pretty please with sugar on top?" She pouts.

"No can do Fiona, although I do agree. I am hot AND an awesome host."

Fiona: No man is immune to my flirting, but it looks like I have to work on Chris a little longer.

"And with that the last team is… Duncan and Owen!"

"All right! This is great Duncan! We already know everything about each other since we've been besties for three seasons!" Owen says, giving Duncan a bear hug.

"Uh, yeah…sure we do…."

Duncan: All I know about Owen is the guy is a great big cheese ball with a gas problem.

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Owen: Oh I know everything about Duncan! I know that his favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip, he wears gray boxers but usually prefers to go commando, he dyes his mohawk twice a month and he just loves to cuddle with dogs.

(At this the trap door opens up beneath Owen and he falls down through it, screaming as he goes)

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Chris: That was just because of Owen's stalker-like confession.

The campers have all been strapped into the booths in the pairs they were selected in. "Okay campers!" Chris says. "Time for your questions! First up the Screaming Turtles!"

Chris observes the teams. "Hmmm…let's start with…Melinda and Joe."

"We are ready for anything Chris." Melinda says, giving Joe a significant look.

Joe takes a quick peak at his arm. "Uh, yeah ready!"

"Okay, so Melinda… what is the name of Joe's pet duck?"

"Oh that's easy, it's…um…well…I think…." Melinda looks at Joe. "Why didn't you tell me this?"

"You never gave me a chance to!" Joe says.

"Fine! His duck's name is… Feathers?" A buzzer goes off and an X appears on Joe's screen.

"Ooooh that was the wrong answer Melinda. The correct answer is Ducko. I'm afraid you'll have to take a little dip." Chris picks up a control with only a red button on it and presses the button. Immediately Melinda and Joe are yanked down beneath the water.

"Wait for it…okay!" Chris presses the button again and Melinda and Joe come up, coughing and spitting out water. "Next! Let's go to the Killer Snails. How about we start with…Izzy and Fiona!"

"Oh just wonderful." Fiona says.

"All right Fiona, what was Izzy's nickname in fourth grade?"

"How would I know? Uh Psycho? Loose-screw? Cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs?" The buzzer goes off and an X appears on Izzy's screen.

"All very close answers but her real nickname was "Crazy Redhead!" Chris pushes the button again and Izzy and Fiona go under the water. When they come back up, Fiona is coughing but Izzy is laughing.

"That was great! Let's go again!" She pushes the red button in front of her and they go back down. Then they come back up. "Up! Down!" She's pushes the button again and they go down then come back up. "Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Updownupdownupdownupdown…!"

"Izzy *glug* stop *glug* it *gargle*! Are you *glug* trying to *glug* drown *glug* us!"

Chris laughs. "Isn't this entertaining? Will Izzy succeed in her attempts to drown Fiona? Will Izabella and Heather be the first to crack or will it be Alejandro and Noah? And who will win this water-logged challenge? Stay tuned!"

I had this chapter written already before the last week of school, but I didn't upload it. I just wasn't into fanfiction that much. But my summer is almost over and this has just been sitting in my Documents folder and I thought "Why not?" Hope ya'll enjoyed my come-back chapter! (If anyone is still reading since I'm a horrible updater…)

I've decided to change my whole approach to fanfiction. I have a bunch of new stories planned, but you have to understand I can only write them at like 1:00 AM since I have classes from 9:00 AM to 7:00 PM when school starts. Not to mention all the practicing I will be doing. Ah the life of a music major….

I will finish this story and I will NEVER EVER do another submit a character story again. I find I suck at them. I'm good at writing my own characters since I don't have to try and make sense of them like I do for other people's characters. Also I got a lot of unintentional Mary Sue's that I can't make heads or tails of.

Please check out my newest story (basically my comeback story to the fanfiction world) "Alliance of the Mockingjay, Book One: The 79th Hunger Games." I have good stuff planned for that. I will also be updating this story more, and I got a whole lot planned for this.

Well it is 12:58 AM. It's time to proofread this story, then sleep and maybe update by Friday.

- THE-BANNED-AUTHOR, formerly known as Jacky Dupree