Me: Spookyfish! I have been waiting to do this chapter for a while.

ETT: Yes. I too have plans for this chapter.

Me: What?

ETT: You'll find out soon enough.

Evil Cartman: Anonymous Fanz does not own South Park, or it's characters. He only created the Hendersons, and other OCs seen in this story.

Evil Time Traveler: Why is he called "evil"? He's not evil.

"Evil" Cartman: I believe it's meant to be an ironic title, because of my universe of origin.

Evil Time Traveler: You need to die in a fire.

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Ellie woke everyone in the bunker with screaming. "What is it?" Leo asked. "It's a rat!" Ellie pointed to Maverick, who was eating with a dead mouse.

"It's just trying to show off." Leonard replied. "How?" Ellie asked. "Cats kill stuff and bring them to their owners to show off their hunting skills." Leonard explained. "Like Stan's uncle?" Ellie asked. "Yeah. Like that." Leo answered. But with different methods and reasons.

Lightning struck, scaring Maverick. The Kitten ran under Ellie's bed. "Haha! Scaredy cat!" Ellie teased. A mouse ran by. "Oh crap!" Ellie jumped onto her bed. Scaredy cat

Someone knocked on the bunker door. Joel opened it. "Hello, sir." A bearded Cartman look-a-like was at the door. "What do you want?" Joel asked. "Well, I thought I'd give you some provisions, to help you with this storm." Cartman's bearded doppelgänger answered. "Do we look poor to you?!" Joel yelled. The doppelgänger was about to answer. "DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION!" Joel snapped.

"If you'd like, I can help fix your house." The doppelgänger offered. The house is beyond repair. It needs a replacement. "Sure. Whatever. [REDACTED] off." Joel slammed the door.

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Leonard rang the Marsh Residence doorbell. Stan's mother answered the door. "Oh. Uh-Officer Henderson, Wh—what—what a surprise. w-what can I do for you?" Sharon Marsh stammered. "Detective!" Leonard corrected.

"And you can relax. I'm just looking for some people." Leo explained. He showed her five pictures. "I'd never seen any of those men, Detective Henderson." Sharon answered. Why would she?

"Well, I'm just going to look at your backyard." Leo replied. Wait a minute! That's unwarranted! "Why would you wanna do that?" Sharon asked. "Sometimes missing people turn up passed out in bushes. Usually from achohol or drug use." Leonard answered. Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad, McKay.

Leonard walked into the backyard. There were five graves. "Hmm. Five graves. Five missing people." Leo began piecing together the information. Sharon hit Leonard with his a shovel, knocking him out.

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"Oh my god." Ellie said. "Jack?" Ellie asked. "Someone came as Cartman's dad." Ellie pointed to Cartman's bearded doppelgänger. "I don't think that's a costume." Jack noted. "Holy crap! It's Cartman's dad!" Ellie exclai,ed.

"Why would his dad look like a child?" Jack asked. "Why would a child have a beard?" Ellie replied. "Because today's Halloween." Jack answered. "Oh yeaaahhhhhh." Ellie trailed off.

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Leo woke up in the Marsh's basement, with his hands tied to two posts, and his pants and shoes removed. "Whoa! At least ask me to dinner first!" Leonard shouted. He thinks that's what happened?

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When Jack and Ellie returned home, a Jack doppelgänger was waiting for them. "Who are you, and why the fuck are you in my house?" Jack asked. "I am in need of your help." The doppelgänger explained. "That was not an answer to either of my questions." Jack noted.

"I am you, from a parallel universe." The Jack's double answered. "Why do you have a goatee?" Jack asked. Because he's from the Evil Star Trek parallel universe. "People in my universe grow facial hair earlier than in this one." The doppelgänger explained.

"Wait, so that wasn't Cartman's dad we saw?" Ellie asked. "No. It appears my universe's Cartman followed me here." The doppelgänger replied.

"So, other Jack, what do you want?" Jack asked. "I wish to return to my world. However, I have no memory of where I entered from." Other Jack explained. Why doesn't he remember? "Maybe the other Cartman knows." Ellie suggested. "Of course. If he followed me, he might remember how I got here." Other Jack added.

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Jack, Ellie, and the other Jack found the Boys and the other Cartman carrying Stan's new pet fish. "Hey, Jack has a evil clone too!" The Cartman clone observed. "The Cartman of my word. I was hoping to speak with you." The other Jack said. "He wants to know if you remember how you got stuck in our universe." Jack explained. There goes that conversation. "No, but I was going to help Stan return his pet fish to The Indian Burial Ground Pet Store. It might be from our universe." Evil Cartman explained.

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"Hey, why is the basement door locked?" Randy attempted to get into the basement. Apparently shaking the knob can unlock it, because that's what he's trying to do.

"Randy?! Get me out of here!" Leo shouted. "Leo? Why the hell are you locked in my basement?" Randy asked. "Your wife locked me in here, and may have done things to my genitals." That pretty much sums it up.

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The Boys and Ellie enter the pet store. "Can I help you boys?" The pet store clerk asked. "I wanna return a fish.' Stan replied.

"DAMN IT!" The clerk slammed his fists against the store counter. "What?" Kyle asked. "That's the ninth return I've had this week! What's wrong with it?" The stoe clerk ranted. Before anyone could answer that question, "Ap! Let me guess. It killed a bunch of people, right?" How does a fish kill people? Only Kenny could be that unlucky. "Yeah, dude." Stan answered.

"DAMN IT!" The clerk slammed the store counter with only his right hand. "Just like all the other returns!" That's a lot of red eyed animals. The fuck is going on here. "Hmm. I belive the animals are being transformed by near proximity to a cosmic rift." The other Jack observed. Thanks for the explanation. "So it used to be a regular fish, until it got to this store, where it became a super-fish!" Ellie exclaimed. "Sounds like a DC comicbook backstory." Jack noted.

"The portal must be nearby!" The other Jack exclaimed. Randomly. "Portal? I think I know what your talking about." The store clerk replied. He opened the door to the employee only room, where a giant portal to another world was. "I've been wondering what the hell this was." He noted. He never tried to walk through? "Finally, I can leave this world!" Other Jack exclaimed.

Before the other Jack could escape, time froze. Jacob entered the room. He pulled out a laser gun. It fired a beam that disintigrated the other Jack. "The not-Jack is dead. That should clear up the future." Jacob noted. "Apparently not." His AI replied. It showed him the same future as before. "What? Why?" Jacob asked.

Jacob was impaled by the clawed gauntlet. "Because you killed the wrong Jack." Jack said. "What?" Jacob was confused. "You missed something important. You can look back to find out what while you bleed out." Jack answered. Jack removed the guantlet from Jacob's back, and walked through the portal other world.

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Me: What the hell did you do?!

ETC: Make things better.