Hello! :D
Here for you is the next Akatsuki member: Hidan. Though I know that technically he's not dead, being trapped for the eternity can be considered as such (or maybe not, but it's not like I really care :P) so there... XP
This may not be the funniest chapter, but I'm not a big fan of Hidan's -.- I tried to do my best, though!... On a side note, all those 'infedel' sentences made me think of Achmed the Terrorist (if you know who I'm talking about! LOL)
And, oh wow, 140+ reviews!! Thanks to you all! *-*
Ja ne,
Temari 88 XD
TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR COMING FROM…
HIDAN
1) "Jashin is a big, fat, piece of crap!"
2) "Don't you dare call me infidel!!" [pointing an accusing finger at a random person]
3) "People, these days, they die so quickly… it's not even funny…" [sighing and shaking his head disappointed]
4) "Kakuzu is the most generous guy I know…! Whenever you need money, he'll lend it to you without problem."
5) "Ittaaaiii…! Dammit all! Fucking weapon! I cut myself…!"
6) "I started out trying to become an alchemist, but I utterly suck at drawing all those complicated circles… so I ended up in Akatsuki…"
7) "I don't believe in anything. Like hell you'll ever see me praying!" [while entering a church]
8) "Waah! You swore…! Oooohhh you're so going to hell for that!" [jumping like an overly excited kid]
9) "Oh nooo!! I'm going to diiieeee!!!!… Farewell, infedels!"
10) "I'll defeat my enemies boring them to death with my lectures on Jashin!"