Day 26: Comestible
"Mmm," Larry said, "These are the kind of legs you could suck on all day."
"And such wonderful breasts," Phoenix said.
"You guys are being lame," Apollo said.
"Breasts so tender and soft..." Larry cooed.
Apollo was starting to blush, and he scrunched down in the booth, embarrassed.
"Ja! The thighs too, so lovely and shapely," Klavier said.
"What about these, buns?" Athena added.
Apollo put his face in his hands.
"Yes," Franziska said, "These are nice firm buns."
"Tasty too," Phoenix said, "I just want to bite into them all day!"
"Oh geez," Apollo groaned.
Simon scraped his fork and knife together suggestively.
Apollo glared at him, "Not you too."
"Come on," Phoenix said, "Lighten up."
"I'm fine!" Apollo said, "I don't need to lighten up!"
"Sorry, I'm late," the gathering looked up at the recent arrival.
"Good," Apollo said, "Someone who wont stand for this... craziness..."
"I had to tie things up at the office," Edgeworth said as he sat at the table next to Franziska.
He looked around the table. No one was speaking and they were all thoroughly engrossed in what they were eating. Except Apollo, who looked like he was going to be sick.
Edgeworth raised an eyebrow, "Something's amiss?"
"Chief," Simon said with an undue amount of gravity, "When one arrives and the conversation stops, one can only assume it was about you."
Edgeworth frowned at him and then glanced around the table, "You were talking about me?"
Phoenix snickered and Franziska covered her mouth with her hand—stifling her laughter.
"Totes!" Larry said, "We were so talking about you."
Apollo grimaced.
"Hmm," Edgeworth said, "What are you doing here anyway?"
"What?" Larry said, "I thought we were all bros here?"
Edgeworth paused to give him an icy glare, "Apart from that, everyone else is a lawyer."
"One of these things is not like the other..." Athena sang.
"Hey Edgeworth," Phoenix said, "I didn't know how this thing was going to go, so I invited Larry."
"Hmph," Edgeworth said and picked up a menu.
Silence fell over the table again. Then, Phoenix looked up at Larry and he nodded in return. Then Phoenix turned to Athena, she winked and then turned to Simon who nodded at her. Phoenix looked at Franziska and smiled and she nodded and elbowed Klavier. Apollo groaned and covered his face.
"Come on, you guys," He said.
"Hmmm," Larry said, "Such supple legs..."
"Tender, luscious breasts," Phoenix said.
"Und the thighs," Klavier said, "Juicy!"
Edgeworth put down his menu and glared around the table, "Please stop being vulgar."
Phoenix was trying to suppress his laughter, "No one's being vulgar, Edgeworth. We're just messing with Apollo."
Edgeworth looked at Apollo, the young lawyer was slumped down in his seat wearing an expression of disgust, "Well," he said, "Perhaps you should leave the poor fellow alone."
"Thanks Mister Edgeworth," Apollo said and he perked up slightly.
"But it's just that these buns..." Athena said, "They're so firm."
"I just want to bite them all day," Franziska said.
"Just stop," Apollo said. He was obviously feeling more confident now that he had Edgeworth on his side.
Edgeworth glanced around the table suddenly curious, "Oh, I see."
"What do you see?" Phoenix said.
Edgeworth put down his menu and smirked. He shot an index finger at Phoenix, "Cucumber salad!"
"Wha—?" Phoenix said.
"Little brother," Franziska scolded.
Edgeworth looked around the table with a frown, "You were talking about comestibles, correct?"
Apollo burst out laughing.
"I don't believe it," Larry said.
"Yeah, Phoenix said, "Edgeworth won with cucumber salad..."
Comestible
co·mes·ti·ble [kuh-mes-tuh-buhl] adj. 1. edible; eatable. n. 2. Usually, comestibles. articles of food; edibles.
A/N: Thanks for reading this! Cucumber Salad! Yeah, so this one was pretty lame, but it made me laugh and I got another word in... XD
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