A/N (A/N inside an A/N! this was supposed to be written and posted forever and a day ago but I fell asleep on the couch sooo it's up now...) Soooo here is the new chapter! I used Magical Flying Pie (wonderful name by the way) Emo Showdown idea, I used part of Zypher idea, I also used Caris L. Clearwater idea (Go Pikachu Go!)and part of Ailat's conversation after Max and Fang's crazy make session. In other wonderful news FANG is coming out March 15th, but that means no new chapter next week. :( You can keep suggesting ideas though! They might even get used and then I'll put your name in an A/N or maybe I'll make a new section near disclaimer titled THINGS I'VE STOLEN FROM OTHERS! Anyways thanks for the wonderful ideas, but before the chapter I'm putting in a semi-short story my friend Cassandra and I wrote. (This is because we're writing that story together and now you can read what we've worked on before together!) So here's the new chapter and here's Maximum Ride and the Water Cycle (A project we did for school on the water cycle).
MAXIMUM RIDE AND THE WATER CYCLE! (Note: This story had pictures to go along with it and was basically the best school project ever. And the words in bold are Cassandra's old A/N.)
Okay so this is a story my friend Gabby and I wrote in science. We were supposed 2 write a short story about the water cycle and we could be as creative as we wanted : so we decided to use the Max Ride cast. They are a little OOC. But it was for school.
There was a flock of bird kids flying in the sky. It started to rain so the oldest member made one of her famous quick decisions. "Alright guys find a cave. We need to land."
So the bird kids found a dry cave. Then the youngest member, Angel, was curious about the rain. "Max, can you explain the rain cycle to me?'
Max sighed. "Okay but Iggy and Fang have to help too," she said while smirking at them.
Iggy and Fang sighed too; they weren't very good at this stuff.
"Okay so up in the clouds there are raindrop armies and they are arch enemies with the ground. When the raindrops are in the clouds its called condensation," Iggy started.
"So when they have enough recruits they attack and beat the cr-butt out of the ground," Fang continued.
"And that's what you call precipitation," Max said glaring at Fang.
"Unfortunately the rain drops never win so they fall apart and form a puddle," Iggy said.
"That's called collection," said Max.
"After a while evaporation occurs and they turn into gas and their bodies float back to the clouds," Iggy said.
"And then it happens over and over again while irritating the bird kids who are trying to fly," said Fang.
"Oh I get it, "Angel said happily.
"What about the lightning?" Nudge asked
"Oh that's a totally different story,"Gazzy the eight year old said. "That's when the raindrops shoot the ground with their laser beams, right Ig?"
"Um, sure,"
The end. Yeah I know it's kinda weird, but me and Gabby are weird so it's perfect for us.
DISCLAIMER~ I'm totally not James Patterson, so how could I own Maximum Ride? I also don't own: Twilight, Star Wars, Pokemon, Area 51, Tasers, the United Nations, PowerPoint, Canada, or Sarah Palin.
Chapter Two~ Contains MR chapters 15 to 29
At The Flock's New Safe House So Mr. Train Won't Find Them!
Max's Mom: You can't fly for a week.
Max: Sooo two seconds?
Max's Mom: -_- No a week.
Ella: You can help us cook!
In The Sky Above New Safe House!
Fang: My Max-is-cooking-run-like-hell sense is tingling!
Angel: You have one of those?
Iggy: Original Fang didn't but Fang 2.0 does....
Gazzy: Why?
Iggy: You weren't around when Max first tried to cook.... *shudders* I can't even think about it.
Back With Max!
Max: -_- Fang's insulting me from afar...
Ella: We should make him eat your cooking!
Max's Mom: Yes! Then he will never become my son in law! *mumbles* The psychic has to be wrong!
Alice: *poofs in from Twilight* I'm never wrong! *poofs back to vampire land*
Max: Who was that?
Ella: *depressed* I didn't even get her autograph.
Max's Mom: No Ella she left it on the counter for you!
Ella: 0_o She is psychic...
(Flock is back for dinner!)
Max: I made goop for you!
Iggy: I think I'll just go find me a squirrel... *leaves*
Nudge: Hey Max did you have a good day I had a good day we flew around and around and we want to go to school and not just because Fang is forcing us to and we flew over this cactus and it was spiky so Gazzy threw Total at it an-
Max: Wait! Fang is doing what!
Fang: I am Overlord and I say we're leaving tomorrow!
At A 'Special' School For The Flock In Cal-i-fornia!
Max: Look a school, *turns around* let's fast forward to something more interesting now...
Nudge: I'm staying!
Max: Whatever, I'm going to South America then...
Fang: No! Nudge you can not be the one to split the flock apart! That's to emo for you! And emo is my thing!
Total: *announcer voice* Emo Showdown! In the right corner we have preppy-wanna-be-emo Nudge! And in the left corner we have loves-the-color-black-but-is-not-goth-and-already-the-most-emo-member-of-the-flock Fang!!
Nudge: *glares at Fang* Ahhhh I love bunnies and cotton candy and *bursts out in to sudden tears* why can't I be normal I'm such a freak... *tries to cut self with a crayon*
Fang: *glares at Nudge* My hair looks WON-DER-FUL today! *emo breakdown* WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY LOVE ME?!
Total: Fang wins!
Max: *facepalm*
Later! In the desert!
Max: Are you over your epic emo win?
Fang: 0_o never!
Max: Nudge wants to stay now! It's all your fault! *punches Fang*
Fang: NO! This is our epic make out session where you don't run away for once! *kisses Max*
Max: *kisses Fang*
Yoda: *suddenly appears because he's a Jedi and is allowed to do that* Max I am your voice and I'm here to tell you your mother is in danger.
Max: Not now, Yoda!
Yoda: *sighs* You leave me no choice Maximum! Your on Ash!
Ash: I choose you Pikachu! Quick lightning attack!
Fang: Wait, what are yo- *is hit by lightning* what the hell!
Max: Why Yoda! I was having a romantic moment!
Yoda: I know you don't have many of those but your mother has been captured!
Max: -_- I have plenty of romantic moments...
Yoda: *facepalm* Go save the flock!
Back At A Safe House The 'Special' School Gave The Flock!
Nudge: Max, because I know you're all happy because you just made out with Fang, and I'm going to ruin your moment and tell you your mom left us for the train.
Max: NO!
Fang: In other news there's a large army of crazy admiring robots here to tell me they loved my shampoo!
Gazzy: 0_o They're your fans?
Fang: Duh!
Gazzy: Uh-Oh, IGGY SHUT OFF THE GIANT ROBOT POPCORN MACHINE!
Iggy: I can't!
Robots: *are fried into popcorn*
Fang: *throws himself on to the ground* MY FANS!
Iggy: At least you had some -_-
The Next Morning! (a car is coming to get the flock!)
Brigid: I'm here!
Fang: -_- *drools* hot....
Max: I don't even understand!
On A Military Jet To San Diego!
Max: *depressed because Fang is paying attention to Brigid and not her*
Angel: It's okay Max, Fang loves you.
Max: He sure has a funny way of showing it... All he ever does is obsess over his hair and then throw himself at anything with red hair. -_-
Angel: Maybe you should hit him with something and he'd snap back into normal Fang. Who still obsesses over his hair but not girls with red hair...
Max: Thanks Angel, I'll try that!
With The Flock And Some Military Peeps!
Gazzy: Do you have bombs here?
Admiral: That's classified...
Total: Like Area 51?
Admiral: No Area 51 is top secret...
Iggy: It's not much of a secret because everyone knows where it is and that you keep aliens there.
Admiral: *Tasers Iggy*
Gazzy: You can't do that!
Admiral: *points Taser at Gazzy*
Gazzy: Never mind
Commander: We have information on the freaks mother!
Max: -_- Not a freak...
Commander: Luckily these terrorists are part of the United Nations so as regulation they had to send us a PowerPoint presentation on what they're doing! This way we know that they have kidnapped someone or if they get the sudden urge to blow up New York or something...
Max: I've decided I want to live somewhere with a smart government... like Canada...
Fang: Look I've written some stuff down on my hand so I can remember it! Sarah Palin has inspired me!
Nudge: Fang, your hand says: spend time Max and pizza...
Fang: Those are two of my favorite things!!!
Max: *facepalm and chants* Canada Canada Canada...
NEXT TIME! THE FLOCK GOES TO HAWAII AND CONQUERS MILITARY TRAINING IN A FEW HOURS!
~Gabby