Disclaimer:Guess what? I don't Beyblade and therefore, you can't sue me.
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Title:A Day in the Life of a Blader
Genre:Humour/Parody
Rating:K+
Summary:Ever wandered what your favourite Beyblade characters did everyday?
Reviewers: chocolatexloverx16 and LovelySinner 7
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Mr. Dickinson
7:00: Wake up for breakfast and put on fluffy slippers. Head to table and turn on television to watch Dora the Explorer
7:30: Dora the Explorer is finished. Make plans for teaching about sex education for the beybladers
8:00: Still writing plans about sex education. Wonder if it would be necessary to strip for the students
8:30: Decide stripping would not be a good idea – would not want to get fired from job. Call all the beybladers
9:30: Head to the BBA Board meeting and bitch about some of the board members. Make a list of who to fire
10:00: Am satisfied. Fired half of the board. Time to look for replacements now
11:00: Have recruited Boris, Barthaz, Voltaire Judy to take the places of the fired people – we are all such good friends
11:45: Head to the fruit shop to buy some pineapples
12:00: Throw pineapples at fired board members. Laugh in their faces because I'm such a fearless bastard
12:30: Head to school to teach kids about sex education
1:30: Still teaching sex lessons. The bladers all look pretty scared
2:00: Sex class finishes. Tell bladers they must write an essay about their sexual experiences
2:30: Heading home slowly. Really wish I had my walking stick.
3:00: Time to have my daily dose of sanity pills after a long hard day of working
5:00: Go to bed early because I'm so old and need my sleep
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As you can see, I am running out of ideas. If you have any... feel free to make a suggestion!