The male anatomy is a mystery.
In fact, I don't know how men can live with those nasty little things dangling between their legs.
Why, just the other morning I woke up before my beloved husband Christian and I couldn't help but notice that he had an erection.
In his sleep!
Can you imagine?
And at his age.
When I told him about it later, he asked me with a lascivious smile, "And did it look like a proud soldier standing at attention?"
I thought about it.
"No," I said. "It looked more like a tired veteran sitting on two old duffel bags."