"So" Sebastian said as he sat next to Santana in the kitchen
"What?" Santana asked with her eyebrow raised
"I can't believe he bought that" Sebastian paused "Well actually I can"
Santana laughed "Well you know Kurt, he lives in a world full of dreams"
Sebastian shrugged "Do you think he realises that fairy tales don't come true?"
Santana raised her eyebrow at him "Since when were we a fairy tale?"
Sebastian shrugged and put a hand through his hair "Just a figure of speech, Lopez"
Santana nodded and took out her phone
Text:
Santana: Hey Jeff
Jeff: Santana have you something to tell me?
Santana: Sebastian and I are pretending to be together to play a joke on Kurt
Jeff: Why?
Santana: You see Jeff, he ships us as a couple and since the only reason he pissed me off is to get us together we came up with a plan to get him back
Jeff: I'm coming over, I won't tell anyone.. Just explain to me why this is going on when I'm there
"Jeff's coming over" Santana said
"He isn't going to try and 'save' you is he?" Sebastian said sarcastically
"No I said we were pretending" Santana paused "But he's coming round so we can explain it to him"
"Alright" Sebastian said
Jeff came walking into the kitchen and sat opposite the two "Well then"
"What do you want to know?" Sebastian said with a smirk
"Everything" Jeff said sarcastically
"I already told you why we're doing it" Santana said
"Alright, but I still don't understand why you want to get Kurt back" Jeff said confused
"I just really don't like him" Sebastian said simply
"Because Jeff, the only reason why he basically shoved me out of that stupid Glee club" Santana paused "And pissed me off so much is so that we, Sebastian and I, would get together"
"So?" Jeff said
"So, we're making him believe that we're in a relationship to make him feel like he's done what he wanted" Santana said
"And then we're going to break his pathetic little heart" Sebastian continued
Jeff stared at them "How did you find out?"
"Blaine told us" Santana said
"But you're the only person who knows we're doing this" Sebastian said
Jeff nodded "Well I suppose it can't really hurt playing on his happiness for a while"
Santana and Sebastian nodded "Exactly" Santana said
Jeff smirked at his cousin "I won't stop you then"
"You couldn't if you tried" Sebastian said also smirking
Santana shook her head at the two "Thanks I guess Jeff"
Jeff nodded at Santana "I guess I'll have to play along then"
Sebastian stared at Jeff "Excuse me"
Jeff smirked at Sebastian "Everyone knows that Santana and I have a close relationship, and if I don't play along with your" He paused "Thing then people are obviously going to know that something is up"
Santana nodded "I guess"
Sebastian looked at Santana "A word San?"
Santana stood up and followed Sebastian out into the hallway, away from Jeff "He has a point Seb"
Sebastian leaned on a wall "Since when were we adding people into this?"
"I know" Santana sighed "But he has a point, everyone knows how close we are and might suspect something's up if he knows nothing about us"
Sebastian raised an eyebrow at her "Us?"
"This" Santana looked away for a moment "He won't say anything"
Sebastian smirked at her "Alright fine"
"Good" Santana said as she walked back into the kitchen, Sebastian followed "We appreciate it Jeff"
"So I take it you had a good chat then?" Jeff asked sarcastically
Sebastian rolled his eyes at her "As long as you play along and don't tell anyone the truth, we're alright with you knowing"
Jeff chuckled "I see she's already got you wrapped around her little finger then"
"What?" Sebastian and Santana said in union
"It was a joke" Jeff said shaking his head "You two really need a sense of humour"
Santana punched him lightly in the arm "You're an idiot sometimes you know that"
"So you've said" Jeff said
Santana laughed at him "I know"
"I have one question though" Jeff said
"Go on" Sebastian said sarcastically
"What would you tell people if they asked?" Jeff said cautiously
"Asked what?" Sebastian said
"Well last I heard, you were both gay" Jeff said
"I'm the girl that turned him straight" Santana said with a shrug
"And I'm the guy that turned her straight" Sebastian copied
"And what if they ask" Jeff blushed
"Huh?" Sebastian asked slightly confused
"Then we'll tell them that I'm the best damn thing he's ever had" Santana smirked "And that he wasn't bad himself"
"You always know what people are thinking, ey Santana" Jeff said laughing
Sebastian stared at them "Or we could tell them to mind their own business"
"We both know that isn't like you Sebastian, you like to brag about things" Santana said with a wink "And I just know when people are thinking dirty thoughts"
Jeff shook his head at her "Sometimes I wonder how we're related"
"I wonder how you've ever had a girlfriend" Santana said jokingly
"Hey!" Jeff pouted
"You had a girlfriend?" Sebastian asked sarcastically
"More than you've had" Jeff said defensivly
Santana rolled her eyes at Jeff "Hey don't worry about it, you're single and I don't know what people say in these sort of pep talks but look on the bright side"
Jeff raised his eyebrow at her "What?"
"You can have many relationships with a girl without being in a relationship" Sebastian said with a smirk
Jeff stared at the two "Yeah no, just no"
"It's not that bad you know Jeff" Santana said with a wink
"I'm gonna go" Jeff said as he headed towards the door "Don't get up to too much"
Sebastian chuckled when Jeff left "That didn't take long"
"Yeah" Santana laughed and walked into the living room
"What would we say if people started asking questions?" Sebastian asked sitting next to her
"What questions would they ask?" Santana said looking at him
Sebastian shrugged "What would you ask Britney if she had a boyfriend"
Santana thought for a moment "Is he a good kisser, what's he like in bed, should I kick his ass or not?"
Sebastian stared at her "There the only questions you'd ask"
Santana nodded "I guess, what would you ask"
"Where'd they meet" Sebastian said
"Least I had more questions" Santana said jokingly
"We still need answers for them" Sebastian said
"Well people know how we met but they don't know how we got close" Santana paused "When I started seeing Jeff more often I occasionally bumped into you then we started talking more and since Halloween we've been seeing each other"
Sebastian nodded "Why Halloween?"
Santana smirked at him "One Jeff, Nick, Britney, Rachel and Hunter saw us together and two Jeff and Nick know that we walked to my place together"
"And they don't know what could have happened" Sebastian said
"Exactly" Santana said with a smirk
"But what about the other questions?" Sebastian asked
"You've kissed me once so you know how much of a great kisser I am and you can tell people that I'm the best you've ever had" Santana winked at him
Sebastian chuckled "Yes you kissed me but I didn't kiss you back so you have no idea what I'm like and you can tell people that I'm the best you've ever had"
Santana smirked at him "I have an imagination Smythe"
"Would you really lie to Britney if she asked?" Sebastian said raising his eyebrows
"It depends on what she'd ask" Santana replied with a devilish smile, Santana's phone rang "Hello"
"Hey San is it true you're with Sebastian?" Britney asked
"Yes Brits it's true" Santana said
"Oh" Britney paused "Is he different when he's with you?"
"What do you mean?" Santana asked curiously
"He's evil to the rest of us San, I'm just wondering if he's nice to you" Britney said
"Define nice" Santana quizzed
"Does whatever you ask I guess" Britney said a tad confused
"Definitely then" Santana said with a laugh
Britney laughed "Come on I want details?"
"Huh?" Santana asked
"Is he a good kisser?" Britney asked innocently
Santana looked at Sebastian with a smirk "Hold on Brit"
"Okay" Britney said
Santana placed the phone gently on the table and smirked at Sebastian "You don't want me lying to Britney do you?" Santana half whispered that, so Britney couldn't over hear their conversation
"You've lost me?" Sebastian said, also whispering
"Just shut up and go with it" Santana was still whispering, she leant towards Sebastian and grabbed his tie
"Santana" Sebastian smirked at her "I knew you couldn't resist me" He leant towards her and kissed her passionately
Santana kissed him back, dripped his tie, moved away and then picked up the phone "I'm back"
"Good I was getting lonely" Britney laughed
"Yeah, where were we?" Santana asked
"Is Sebastian a good kisser?" Britney asked
Santana looked at Sebastian and smirked "He's pretty good"
"Have you done it yet" Britney asked
"Brits do you not know privacy?" Santana laughed "And yeah"
Britney laughed "Okay I won't ask you anything else, bye San"
"Bye Brit" Santana said and hung up the phone
"So I'm pretty good?" Sebastian smirked at her
Santana rolled her eyes at him "Take it as a compliment, not many people I kiss get that high of a mark"
"Oh so you grade people on kissing do you?" Sebastian asked intrigued
"Maybe" Santana laughed
"What grade would 'Pretty good' be then?" Sebastian chuckled
"'B' you could us some improvement" Santana smirked at him
"Maybe you'll get to experience that improvement" Sebastian winked at her
Santana raised her eyebrow at him "Whatever"
Sebastian checked the time "It's getting late, I should get going"
"Yeah, see you later Smythe" Santana said, walking him to the door
"Bye Santana" Sebastian said as he walked out the door, and returned to Dalton