Kyo Sohma's Advice Column

by Silvertears713

The title explains it all. Have questions or need advice? Well Kyo's your man, here you can ask him anything you want and he will gladly reply to you all. Thank you please read! Rated T for safety

26. Hakito 4

Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket.

From: Hakito

Ohh...I forgot to say this...can you bring Shigure here for a sec? Do you

know why? WELL...I will take a pickaxe and wrench his head of! THAT PERV! Then

I'll take a hammed and slam it on his head rapidly until it's squashed flat

and I'll serve it to Tohru Honda. The little mother! What type of stupid name

is that anyways?! TOHRU HONDA?!

From number 1 fan of Kyo-Kun

P.S: CAN I have Shigure Sohma's head?

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Dear Hakito,

One question: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!! WHAT THE HELL? YOU WANT TO KILL SHIGURE AND YOU HATE TOHRU?! I CAN UNDERSTAND WITH THAT PERVERT, BUT WHAT HAS TOHRU DONE TO YOU???!!! DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT!

This is Shigure Sohma. Why do you hate me so? It is so cruel, you want to kill me? And mind you not to talk to poor innocent Tohru-kun in that manner. I personally like the name Tohru for a girl.

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