Anyone who reads the entire chapter and reviews first about something in the chapter can have a part in the past friend. Please read this. Its making me depressed.
One day Jessica Levine was walking and she saw a blonde girl crying on a bench.
"Whats wrong? Why are you crying?"
"Nobody cares about my story anymore!"
Jess was confused, "What story? I bet its great."
"Of course you think that! Its about you! My story 'the Past friend hasn't gotten any reviews recently. And I had a really hard day today!"
"You wrote a story about me?"
"And now my loyal readers have to read a chapter long authors note! They want another actual chapter about Halloween or something. I am so sorry!" And she began to cry harder.
"Stop crying. Make the readers sorry for you. Tell them about your aweful day. It will make you feel better."
"At karate my teacher kept yelling at me and making me cry, and the class I have to teach I nearly had a mental breakdown in front of, and Halloween was postponed until Saturday! My crush hurt his back so I almost never see him anymore, and my mom wont let me have cake unless I take less than five minutes getting ready for bed! I'm only 15! Give me a break! I already wasted that time writing this regardless. And I am sick too."
"What a long monologue."
"And I have a latin test tomorrow. I know none of the material."
"Bluff your way through it. Now get down stairs and get that cake!"
"Thank you jessie! I needed that. Even writing this helps me feel better. Anyone that says 'spoon in their review gets a prize of their choosing. BYE! Happy Halloween!"
"Jessie?"
"Yes Sirius?"
"When are you going to tell her she forgot her laptop?"
"I was planning on stealing it."
"Ok, just checking."