HOLLY CRAP! Fanfiction dot net has given Akamaru his own section now! Who's the dog? (You are!) Who's your bitch? (Kiba!) In celebration, you get a bunch of omakes that are not from Akamaru's POV. You know, because I love irony.
Part 26: All About Me
People used to ask me all the time; what is the breed of your dog? Is he foreign? Exotic? Can I pet him? Is his hair natural? And when I was little, I used to joke that you were a Beagle with color deprivation and a squinting problem. Despite enjoying confusing the populous, I decided to look into your background when you kept growing. And growing, and growing...
People aren't going to buy off the Beagle thing anymore man. So here I am going through your files. It'll look stupid if an Inuzuka doesn't know what his breed of dog is. So I looked into it, your father's and your mother's side of the deal and fingered through the papers carefully...
Let's be honest here, Akamaru. Who knows what the hell you are.
Akamaru, Come Here... Please!
Th-there you are a-again, s-strapped to Kiba's side. Sometimes, I wonder what goes through your mind. B-before I met Kiba, I never really thought much of animals. I thought they were interesting and p-pretty, but I didn't know a-any more than what I've learned in academy. From how my f-f-father talks of them, I, I didn't think anything more than instinct.
But I see how Kiba talks to, to you, and how you reply back. M-making him laugh with jokes that I c-can't understand. A-after all of these years, I've learned some of your quirks. Like, like you can raise your e-eyebrow, some d-d-dogs d-don't, can't do that-
I wonder Akamaru, are there dogs that s-stutter? I, I don't sound too stupid d-d-do I?
What d-does a dog think about?
Fake Ice
I did think more of the Inuzukas than most people realize. I just did not think much of Kiba for a long while, but not for the reason you are concluding to. In academy, we are told how important it was to vanquish emotion, how we are not to work with people we had strong bonds with. I would give a brief look in your direction, watching you get stroked by Kiba with constant complements pouring from his mouth about how great you are.
It was a complete contradiction than Iruka sensei was teaching in front. I did not know what to do with myself. Aburame too felt emotions, but since we never felt the need to express them many people think we are just following the code. A code that is absolute bullocks.
Emotion is was strives us as living organisms to do what we choose. All of our great Hokages, built this place on such grounds. If there was no emotion in play, we wouldn't be here.
I wonder what it is like to be constantly held by something warm.
That Boy
Oh gosh, th-there he is! I wonder what he's d-doing out here at, at this hour. W-well, it's not like he has any p-parents to-to tell him when to go home. As, as I watch my idol, I w-wonder, what his parents were like. I like t-to think he was better off without them, b-because I can't bare to think, think that he lost s-something else of great value.
I-it's always like that, when he finds something, he loses it. B-but he always continues to smile.
When, when I lost my mommy, I lost my c-courage. She was my only s-standing rock in the world. If, if I w-was confused, she would not make me f-feel stupid. When I was scared, she would not make me f-feel like I was a f-f-fool. W-why is this stopping me? It, it never stops him.
I-I could walk up right now, and say something...
Akamaru Needs a Leash
Yes, the tree was nice, but not 'that' nice. You don't seem to realize what a relationship is Kiba. If Shikamaru gave Ino flowers, would she go out with him? No because one, he isn't responsible. He probably would pay someone else to send the flowers which he stole from his mother's garden. And second, her family owns a flower shop. How thoughtless. Perhaps jewelry would've been a better choice.
However, if Shikamaru were a hard working ninja, and was kind and respectful in every way, I know Ino would go for him in an instant. But he isn't, and she won't. Again this is just speculation after gathering data.
You know what this looks like Kiba? Lust. Lust is no basis to start a healthy relationship.
You Know What?
You know what Shino? What the hell do you think I'm doing? Have I EVER jumped you? Are you suggesting me to buy you jewelery? Wear ironed shirts? Have perfect manners? Well, guess what, there's no such thing as perfect! Who are you, Sakura? Naruto? Are you imagining some perfect bloke on a God dammed warhorse? You are going to have to downsize your dream, my man, if you want anybody to be with you in the future, because this is just bogus.
Can you settle for a dude riding a large dog?