As promised, another day, another chapter sporked! Thank you Knightwing20042, Dreaming of Starry Skies and DreamCatcher06 for reviewing!

We also got two Guest reviews!

Ari: When you say you're Filipino, do you mean from the Philippines? Because I checked the viewing stats and someone from there was looking at my story... if you are that is so cool!

Guest: I read that theory too, and I have to say, it does hold some merit. Out of all the characters of different races in the Percy Jackson-verse, Frank is the only one stereotyped, so who knows, maybe the author really is Asian?

Im not Raciest *cough bulls*** cough*, Hazel is black an shes Flaivas bff! Oh, the "some of my best friends are (minority)" excuse, huh? It doesn't work, especially not when said minority friend is A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RACE FROM THE ONE YOU'RE RACIST AGAINST. Anyways my mom is canadan so I don't hate canadans so Im like 25 percant canadan ok. Only 25%? Are Canadian genes recessive or something?

26….Teh Poshions of Love "The Poisons of Love"? Great, now all I can think about is that Tim Curry villain song from that crappy environmental movie from the 90s. Whatsitcalled, Ferngully?

I put on my new outfit from hot topic an I looked sexly so you made sure to bring the clothes with you while you were fleeing for your lives? Pfft, great priorities guys., I was wearing the corset dress an the high tops. Also skull earrings and a pare of stag earrings (I had 4 peircings, 2 in each ear, also I had cartalige ones with arrows that were silver. I hope that hurt like hell to get and become infected soon.) Hazel put on her Hell bunny dress and her geer were mystrious an so fucking sexly.

Piper and Annabeht went shopping also but there stuff was consumerest and Lame. They had pink an light pruple purses an clothes an stuff. Piper was a slutty sneakin Clepto so she tried to use charm speak on teh store people Oh yeah, she's the Klepto, despite the fact that you did the exact same thing. but she had no power anymore so they called the cops but they ran away from the cops an now they were on da ship.

Leo and Percy were lookin at us but not Annabeth and Piper. Annabeht snitted jelousy at she died her hair light pink highlights and it was Artaficle as opposed to your totally natural white hair steak?. "Yeah well Percy's not hot anyways" She lied like a fucking hore "Anyways I like Jason cause hes blonde and hot." F***ING BLASPHEMY! Annabeth likes Percy dammit! And you're a total whore for tearing them apart! Jason was wearin a prep swetter but I did not kick him cause I could see there was a dark pain in his blue eyes like a melting ice cube in da artick seas. Yeesh, we get it, you're hot for Jason but you feel guilty because he's too square. Enough with purple prose! Frank was asian but he was not fat (see Im not Raicest *facepalm*) and he wasnt gothick but he didn't know better cause there was no hot topic in canadan where he lived Actually, Google Maps tells me that there are Hot Topics all over Canada. But I bet you think the country is one giant maple-syrup filled wilderness, don't you, xxMoonlitexx?, so I got da site on his phone and told him to look at it, soon he converted to da dark he put on black cole an he was kinda hot.

Then we watched teh Dark Knight, the one with Joker I'm surprised you had enough brain power to follow the plot. (exept Annabeth watched High School musicale 1 2 and 3). Tehn we talked about Kornos, an I cried sliver tears at the memorys. "We must find da word of power" I said resutely.

"We must kill Kornos as well," Frank said wisely.

Tears streemed over my pale cheeks "But I loved Luke before he died an got reposessed" Repossessed? Like a car?

"Yes but this is not Luke this is Kronos" Explaned Hazel. "When he is killed Luke will rest in peace in Elsyium!" It's hard to take any sentence described as "wise" seriously when Flavia has to have basic knowledge like this explained to her. I mean, if told her, "the sky is blue", she'd probably gasp and claim I was gifted with "teh wisedom of teh Gods!"

I nodded determedly "Yes we'll do that!"

Suddenly Apherditi misted onto the screen Hey, Apherditi, move! We're missing the interrogation scene! "Where is Piper I heard my daughter got in trouble with the fucking police!" Wow, Apherditi's a real helicopter parent, for a an Olympian god. Which is surprisingly accurate to the myths...

Piper started crying but Apherditi said, "What happened?" and Piper said "I was tryin to charm speak but teh stupid police came!"

Apheriditi shook her head, "You do not have charm speak anymore, Flavia took it from you an she is more powerful cause shes teh daughter of Artmeis" she gave me a love poshion box "If you give Piper her charm speak back you can have this, for a trade!" So, when Apherditi offers you a spell capable of ending the ENTIRE EFFING CONFLICT OF THIS FIC, you say no. But when she gives you some Slut Juice, you're like "yeah, totally"?! That... does not surprise me.

I knew Pipers charm speak wouldn't work on me anyway cause Apherditi powers couldnt hurt me because as a Mary Sue I alread had charmspeak! so I said "Fine" an she misted away.

That same night I put the love poshion in the air in the preppy cabin *groan* This is gonna hurt. an they went isane from love *mentally prepares self* so Piper an Annabeht started havin a threesum with Boford (Boford is Leos robot table) AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! ALL THE MENTAL PREPARATION IN THE WORLD COULDN'T STOP THIS DISGUSTINGNESS! I took pictures with my ipod YOU'RE SICK, FLAVIA, YOU'RE SICK! an fucking posted them on line.

Annabeth saw this an she tried to garb the ipod but it was too late, "How dare you insapid slut?! YEAH, HOW DARE SHE?! IT'S LITERALLY ILLEGAL!" She yelled "You fucking posted that on line! I AGREE WITH ANNABETH, THIS IS ALL KINDS OF WRONG!"

I laughed "Now the whole earth will know of your horeness! THIS IS CYBER BULLYING OF THE WORST KIND! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Annabeth started to cry all snivully. "Noooooo delete tehm an I'll give you anything omg!"

I laughed "Give me ur invisable hat! AND NOW BLACKMAIL?! WFT MOFO?!" an she did. Tehn I deleted the pix cause like 1000000 ppl saw them anyways.

YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS TAKES THE CAKE. THIS TRUMPS HUMAN SACRIFICE, AND THE MASS SLAUGHTER, AND THE NECROPHILIA, AND THE BOYFRIEND ABUSE, AND THE MULTIPLE IVY-CIDES! THIS, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST HUMANITY HAS TO OFFER! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT EVEN SURE THIS PSYCHO'S A HUMAN! I THINK SHE'S A DEMON WHO FEEDS ON NEGATIVE EMOTIONS! THAT'S WHY SHE POSTED THIS FIC! I'M ON TO YOU XXMOONLITEXX! JUST YOU F*CKING WAIT, I'LL STAKE YOU EVENTUALLY!