A/N sorry about taking so long to update but I'm finishing up a summer class and things got a little hectic. Also i was kind of disappointed about the low number of reviews i got for the last chapter... this ones longer and has some pretty crazy parts in it so hopefully this one does better...as always i hope you enjoy!

Sick Cycle Carousel

TPoV

They had been at it again this afternoon and although Esme was blaring the TV, the sounds of their moans still drifted down the hall like they were meant for my ears only. To add insult to injury Emmett made a myriad of jokes and it was like I was never going to be able to get away from the mental picture of my immortal beloved wrapped in the arms of that filthy girl. The rat as I had so duly nicknamed her, seeing as though she looked and smelled like one, smiled at me and I felt like ripping her face off. Edward, reading my thoughts just pulled her closer to his side leading her towards the garage. That's right Edward, protect you precious little pet. I already got my hands on her once…it'll happen again.

"What did you say?!" Shit, I forgot to shield my thoughts from him. He growled, pulling his lips back over his teeth, his eyes on fire. God he was sexy when he was angry.

"What the fuck did you just say Tanya?"

"Edward, honey please calm down." The rat was pulling at his clenched fists.

"What did she do to you Bella?" he said to her, his voice and eyes completely softened when he looked at her and another wave of anger washed through me. How could he look at me so menacingly one second and then look at her that way in another? The little rat looked at me for a moment I knew the little bitch was about to give me away.

"What are you talking about Edward? Tanya didn't do anything to me." The rat was better than I thought. She was gonna hold that over my head. The second I ticked her off she'd run screaming to him, tell him what I did and I was not up for fighting with him. Not when I was so close to getting him back. He mumbled something under his breath about her being a bad liar and pulled her down the stairs.

EPoV

I was irritated that Bella would lie to me on Tanya's behalf but I understood why she did. Before we came down stairs she had asked me to be more sensitive to Tanya's feelings. It showed just how good Bella really was, that even though Tanya had been a total bitch to her from the second she walked through the door, she was still concerned about her feelings.

We arrived at the fair and met up with Ben and Angela as promised. The family separated, Carlisle and Esme going to join some of his co-workers, Alice took Irina and Kateto make fun of the mock fortune teller, Emmett and Jasper went off to play games and Rose and her butt-buddy lingered behind us. I grabbed Bella's hand as we walked with Angela and Ben towards the ticket booth. Tanya was screaming my name over and over in her head for my attention to the point where it was actually distracting me.

Edward. Edddddward. Edddddward. Edward don't ignore me. Im talking to you, I know you can hear me. I just wanna talk for a minute…come on Edward. Edward look at me. Pay attention to me. Taaaalk to me. Taaaalk to me. Come on! Edward!

"What?!" I turned around yelling in her face. "Um can I talk to you for a minute?" She was kicking her foot in the dirt with her hands behind her back trying to look all innocent, but clearly sticking her chest out trying to get me to look down her shirt.

"What do you want? Anything you have to say to me you can say it right here." I was in no mood to have her ruin my day that had started out so wonderful. Bella and I had spent the better part of this afternoon in each others arms laughing and enjoying being together.

"May I speak with you about something privately?" Bella smiled softly, letting go of my hand and walked away with Angela and Ben. Her spine was straight so I knew she was almost as irritated as I was but willing to indulge her. She could be too nice sometimes, I swear. "Come on Tanya, what ever it is can wait." Rose attempted to pull her arm but she didn't budge. Sorry. I tired to talk her out of it.

"For the love of all that's holy, can't you leave me alone? Seriously, it's like you get more annoying by the second." "Please Edward; it'll only take a minute. I just um, want to apologize to you. That's all." "Now is not the time or the place for any such conversation. You can talk to me later."

"Please."

"Fine, make it quick."

TPoV

I counted in Portuguese as I led Edward away from the rat. I would get him far enough out of her sight and then make my move. He followed me without any further objection so I knew it would work. "That's far enough Tanya, say what you have to say."

"Edward, I really just wanted to say I'm sorry. For everything" "And this couldn't wait because?"

"Because on the way over here I thought about how things should be. The way things would have been if you hadn't left me. How I would be wearing your family crest like Alice and Rose. I guess I never really gave you a reason to love me, and I never let you know how I really felt about you because I knew you didn't feel the same." He narrowed his eyes at me and I thought of nothing but the words I was saying, sure he could read minds but you had to think of your lies before you said them right?

"Okay, fine. I forgive you. Can I go now?" He turned to walk away but I grabbed his hand. "Edward wait." "What Tanya? What more do you want?" We were out of sight from any witnesses so I moved fast without thinking so he wouldn't know what I was up to. I wrapped my arms around him and pressed my lips to his urgently. He gripped my waist and I knew I had him.

EPoV

I grabbed her waist with as much force as I could without crushing her bones and pushed her down into the ground. She landed with a thud cracking the concrete. "Are you out of your mind you psycho? What the hell is wrong with you?" She moved at me again but I stepped back before she could get her filthy hands on me. "Tanya stop!"

"No. I can't take anymore of this. How could you do this to me? How could you pick her over me? How could you do that with her and not me?" Her eyes were pleading with me and she honestly looked in pain. For one millisecond I felt bad for her. What if Bella was right and she really did have feelings for me? I didn't like her but I certainly didn't want to hurt her.

"Tanya cant you just understand that I don't feel that way about you. I have nothing more than family respect for you. I'm in love with Bella. Please, just let me be."

"Edward what do I have to do to convince you that we should be together?"

"Tanya there isn't anything you can say. It's been 30 years since I left you, I think that's more than enough time for you to get over me. If it's not let me help you. This… us…" I motioned between us. "Its never gonna happen. I'm with Bella. And you're with… well everyone else."

"Edward that isn't fair. My heart has always been…"

"Tanya, close you mouth and try keeping it closed forever. I'm not listening to your lies anymore. Stop wasting my time and find something interesting to do with yourself."

TPoV

Edward all but sprinted away from me back to his precious little Bella. I hope he kills her. Rosalie walked up, looking in the opposite direction. "Edward looks pissed. Please tell me you didn't." I just rolled my eyes at her, she could be annoying sometimes. "What does it matter to you what I did?" We started walking and the whole time I could see she was craning her neck looking for Emmett.

"I do care. He's my brother and you're like my best friend. I barely ever get to see you and the whole time you've been here you've been sulking around about Edward for who knows what reason. Why do you even care?"

"Because, I want him back. Plain and simple. He's just being stubborn."

She looked at me incredulously started laughing. Was everyone trying to piss me off today? "Tanya, I don't get you. The whole time you and Edward were together you did nothing but cheat on him. Now of all sudden you want to be with him?"

"Yes. He had no business leaving me. I only took from elsewhere what he wouldn't give but should have. That whole thing was obviously bullshit anyway. Wouldn't you have done the same if Emmett had said that to you?"

"Actually no. I would have respected his wishes. I would have waited…because I do love him. Maybe if you had done the same you would be my sister right now. He would have eventually come around."

Emmett came running up behind us picking Rose up kissing her on the cheek. "Come on Rosie, come "cheer me on" while I win you one of those giant pink monkeys." Her eyes lit up and she threw her arms around his neck and said in a baby voice "I want two… one for me and one for you." They kissed and it was sickening. I turned away only to see from the corner of my eye Edward stuffing pink cotton candy into the rat's mouth, smiling at her like she was the only girl in the world.

"Are you coming Tanya?" Emmett rolled his eyes trying to pull her away but I didn't feel like watching them grope all over each other anyway "No, you guys have fun. I'll catch up with you later." Rose hesitated for a few second the shrugged walking off with Emmett. Some friend she was. If Edward thought I needed to find something interesting to do with myself then I knew just thing. I hadn't gotten any since I got here and today was the day to change that. I'd pick one of these losers in this town and fill the Cullen house with the sounds of my love making. Edward would hear and no doubt see it all and be so jealous that he would probably rip the guy off me and finish the job himself.

EPoV

Bella was asleep, her head resting in my lap as we drove home. It had been a long day and she was much to my chagrin, worn out.

"Hmmmm this should be interesting" Alice mused as we pulled into the garage. I saw through Alice's mind that Tanya was bringing someone home with her… that they were pulling into our driveway and she was planning on having him stay here… in my house.

Rose and Emmett pulled up next to us and just as I was pulling Bella from the car Emmett slammed Rose's car door startling her awake.

"You better tell her Rosie. She's your friend."

"Emmett what are you expecting me to say that isn't going to cause a fight?"

"I don't care what you say to her… just say something. I'm sick of everyone being all uncomfortable and having to walk around on egg shells around her. She hasn't even been here two weeks and we've already argued about her ten damn times…not to mention the fact that she keeps harassing Edward and Bella. They are your family Rose… Not her. She's a two-faced bitch who is only after the family name and don't act like you don't know it" Emmett dashed into the house leaving Rose standing there rubbing her arm with the saddest look on her face that I had ever seen. I felt bad for her.

Rose turned and glared at us. "Some how it always comes back to you doesn't it? Ever since you moved here you've been the root of all the problems in this family. Honestly I wish both of you would just go away."

Bella bit her trembling bottom lip about to start crying. "Don't listen to her Love. Just ignore her. She's just angry." It was too late. Bella turned into my neck, tears soaking the collar of my shirt. I hugged her to me kissing her cheek trying to get her to turn her head but she wouldn't. "Are you happy Rose? You're no better than Tanya. You're unhappy so everyone else has to be as well."

"Edward… lets deal with one thing at a time." Alice pointed towards the headlights that were coming towards us. I lowered Bella to her feet and she clutched my waist looking over her shoulder at the approaching car. It slowed to a stop and Tanya stepped out of the passenger side. Mike Newton stepped out of the drivers.

"Hey, you guys just get here?" She grabbed his hand and pulled him stumbling behind her. He stared in my face shocked and afraid. I thought back to the night when I had pulled him off of Bella and felt like ripping his face off right where he stood.

"Whoa Tawny…. You didn't tell me you were staying with the Cullens." She smiled at him kissing his cheek. "Yup… and you're gonna stay with me tonight." Alice grabbed Bella pulling her behind me into the house as Jasper and I stepped in front of them, blocking them from moving any closer to the door.

"Abso-fucking-lutely not! Newton you have nerve even getting out of the car. Get the fuck out of here." Jealous Edward?

"Tanya take this piece of shit out of here or so help me God…" I was so angry I couldn't even think straight. Jasper was trying to calm me down. Newton's thoughts were centered on sneaking to find Bella in the middle of the night and finishing what he started.

"Oh Edward please. The world does not revolve around you and I don't have to do a damn thing you say. Now get the hell out of my way. I'm tired of your little games. One minute you don't want to have anything to do with me, the next you're jealous because you see me with someone else."

"You think Im jealous…I don't give a shit what or who you do." I answered back laughing. "You two are perfect for each other, both of you sordid excuses for people. That" I said pointing at Newton, "That is not coming in my house."

Mike stepped in front of her trying to be bold. "Don't talk to her like that Cullen. Who the hell do you." I held my hand up silencing him.

"Mike shut your fucking mouth before I knock your head off. I'm giving you two seconds to get back in your shitty little car and get the hell out of here." I stepped back right as he swung for me and grabbed his wrist throwing him face first into the dirt.

"Didn't you learn anything last time Newton. Don't challenge me. You will not win."

Tanya bent down to help him up, staring at me with a cocky smile on her face. "You're nothing but a bully you know that. You want to control everyone around you." She brushed dirt from Mike hair, kissing his cheek, her eyes locked on mine trying to taunt me. You're crazy with jealousy. I knew this would work. You can't bare the thought of me being with someone else can you?

"Okay…that's it. I'm sick of you two fighting." Rose stepped up between Tanya and I her fists balled up. "Tanya, get this through your thick skull. EDWARD DOES NOT WANT YOU! Bringing this scum bag here is about the dumbest thing you could do. I don't care much for Bella, but anyone who could try to do what this piece of trash did deserves an ass kicking in my book. Get him out of here. Now!"

Mike pushed past Tanya jumping into Rose's face pulling back his hand like he was gonna hit her. I didn't even have time to react. Emmett came from out of nowhere and pulled Rose behind him, moving faster than he should have been. "You lay one finger on her Newton and I swear to the Lord I'll rip your FUCKING hands off!" Newton stumbled backwards more frightened than he had even been of me.

"You are all fucking crazy. Each and every last one of you weirdoes." He bent down picking up a large rock off the ground and held it up high over his head. "Any of you come near me and I'll smash you heads in." You could smell the fear emanating off of him, pungent like cat piss smell. The three of us couldn't keep from laughing. He was like a scared little boy holding that rock. "Mike just get out of here," Jasper said chuckling. "Do you honestly think you could take the three of us? Edward's right. You two are perfect for each other. Both psychotic and delusional."

Tanya stared back at the four of us focusing more on Rose and I. "Rose this has nothing to do with Bella. Why would you bring her into this? Why does she have to get in the way of everything?"

"You sure know how to pick them Tanya. This scumbag attacked Bella in the parking lot. He was gonna rape her. It didn't even have to be her. There's no way I'm letting you bring that in this house. For obvious reasons you idiot. Sometimes you can be so dimwitted. Get him out of here. Now Tanya! I mean it."

"You couldn't pay me a million dollars to step foot in your house you whorebag" He grabbed Tanya's wrist but she jerked it away glaring at me. "I'm gonna leave with him Edward. I'm gonna get in his car and leave with him. I'm gonna get into his back seat and let him fuck me."

"Okay…. and you point would be what exactly?" I turned looking at my siblings who were staring at her just as bewildered as I was. "You guys think it's possible she may be deaf or something?" I turned back to her laughing. "Tanya just go… just…just get the hell out of my face. You're such a drama queen it's disgusting. I don't care what you do. I'm over this. I'm going inside." We all turned, walking back to the house. Tanya was still standing there calling me in her head.

Aren't you gonna stop me Edward? I've giving you the chance this time. I won't leave with him if you don't want me to. I'll come to your bed tonight instead, tonight and every night hereafter.

"Tanya, the only one I'll ever want in my bed is the one who is upstairs waiting for me. You've got nothing on Bella so for the love of all that's Holy, give it a rest already." I answered to her at regular volume knowing she could still hear me. I shook my head in disbelief. Maybe it was time to consider taking Bella out of here and staying in Seattle or something until Charlie came home.

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"Bella?" I walked into my room but she wasn't there. The shower was on so I walked into the bathroom but Bella was sitting at the vanity staring at herself in the mirror. "She really hates me doesn't she?" I moved up behind her and she leant her head back on my stomach taking my hands in hers. "I don't want to cause fights in your family Edward. What can I do? How can I get Rose to like me?"

It was breaking my heart to see my Bella this upset and especially because it was one of my family members making her this way. I leaned down kissing the top of her head. She smelled like heaven and hell all mixed together in one ambrosial scent. "Bella, I'm sorry she said that to you. She doesn't really hate you. She's just upset that her and Em are fighting and has a habit of pointing the finger. Its not even you… It's the psycho."

She closed her eyes and from the angle I was standing I could see right down her shirt. I watched the gentle rise and fall of her chest fighting the urge to touch her. I didn't want her to think that sex was the only thing on my mind now, but I couldn't help it. I wanted her all the time. "What happened with you and Tanya when you talked at the fair and what the hell is she doing with Mike Newton?" There was acid in her voice when she said his name and I knew she had not gotten over what he did.

"She was trying to "apologize to me" but she just ended up kissing me. And she with Newton because she's trying to make me jealous, but don't worry, he's not coming in this house." Her eyes were dark with anger in her reflection and I realized it was because she just ended up kissing me came to casually out of my mouth.

"Bella honey please don't be mad at me. It lasted for all of a millisecond before I pushed her on the ground."

"I'm not mad at you Edward. I'm mad at her. I'm mad that I'm so helpless in this situation that I can't even really fight for you. Im defenseless against her. It would be like Mike trying to fight you. I just wanna hit her. I'm so angry and tired of her that I just really want to hit her. I can't believe I actually felt sorry for her that tramp" I couldn't help but laugh, she was so angry that her face had turned a delicious shade of red. I picked her up cradling her in my arms and pulled her clothes off of her.

"Bella honey, I'm sure Alice would love to do that for you. Go ahead and take your shower and calm down. I'll wait for you in bed." She kissed me once before I dropped her to her feet.

15 minutes later she was crawling into bed with me, a dark blue towel wrapped around her, her hair twisted into a messy bun at the top of her head exposing the creamy skin of her neck. "Edward." She said crawling onto my lap grabbing my chin roughly in her hands. "These" she kissed my lips roughly. "Are mine." She crushed her lips to mine again grabbing handfuls of my hair pulling my head back. She leaned up against me kissing me roughly and I could taste the anger in her kiss. It was ridiculously sexy. I grabbed her waist sliding my hands down to the backs of her thighs and then up underneath her towel. I clutched her perfectly round ass and we both groaned into each others mouths. She pulled her face away staring with a dark intensity into my eyes.

"Tell me."

"Tell you what Bella?" "Tell me that your lips are mine."

"My lips are yours Bella." She grabbed my face again kissing me hard and murmured into my mouth "Mine"

"Yours" I could already smell her wetness and let two of my fingers slip into her. She gasped and moaned into my mouth sending vibrations down my throat. Her lips latched on to my bottom one sucking hard as I pumped my fingers in and out of her. Her hands pulled at my hair as I quickened my pace. Her moans turned into gasping breaths as I stroked my hand along her side holding her waist to keep her steady on her knees.

My cock ached for her and I knew I needed to feel her cum on me. I took my hands away from her and she stared down at me with a frustrated angry look on her face. As if reading my mind she reached down putting her hands underneath mine and ripped my pants open. We stared into each others eyes as I wrapped and one arm around her waist and pulled my pants down with the other. She pulled my shirt open and ran her hand along the planes of my chest and along my shoulders down to my hands. She pulled them up around her back. I clutched the towel pulling it from her as our lips attacked each other violently.

I could feel her lips swelling beneath mine and tried to pull away but she pressed her sweet hot body against me roughly. She held the side of my neck with one hand and grabbed my cock with the other. I moaned and she brought me to her hot wet core slamming herself down on my lap. Her body shook on me as I felt her first orgasm clamp around me, but she rode it out, fighting with herself to move on my lap.

I cradled her head in my hands leaning her back and kissed down her neck. She rocked on me pulling her body to me and then pushing away and the feeling was amazing. The angle only increased her tightness and having her control me, use me to get herself off was the sexiest thing she had done yet.

Her head fell back as she moaned and panted, each sound egging me on. I moved my hands down to her waist and leaned back against the head board as she bounced on my lap. I was about to close my eyes and just revel in the feeling of her body when one of her hands traveled over the soft skin of her stomach up to the soft hills of her breast and she grabbed it pinching her nipple between her the sides of her thumb and index finger.

The sight of her touching herself pushed me closer and closer to my breaking point. I needed to feel Bella cum on my cock now. I let on of my hands fall between us and pinched her clit between my fingers.

Her head flew up; her eyes wide open as she stared at me. I pinched her again and again rhythmically as I took over our thrusting together.

Ughhhhh my ga… Fa….Jee… Ed…ward… Fuck, my god Edward." I pressed my thumb into her clit in a circular motion and she clutched my shoulders biting into her bottom lip. I could smell the tiny drop of blood as her teeth broke the skin and fought hard to ignore. I could feel smell the way her blood was heating and knew she was about to cum.

I pressed my lips to her hot skin and brought her hips down to mine hard on more time and her finger shot up into my hair.

"Gaaaaaaa Edward!" she screamed out as she clamped around me with so much force my own orgasm was instantaneous. Her pulsating walls milked me and our body shook and quivered together. I pulled my head away from her and slammed my it back against the head board as I eyed the bite mark my front teeth had left her chest. She leaned forward resting her head on my shoulders kissing my neck and stroking my face.

I felt like I had betrayed her when I saw what I did. I pulled her close to me but turned my face away unable to meet her gaze. She leaned up and pulled my face back to hers, kissing me tenderly. Her eyes hazy as she looked at me. "Baby, its okay. You didn't hurt me see." She held her hand over the place where I bit her. "It's okay Edward. Please don't be mad. You can control yourself with me. You and I both know that. This…this is okay… I liked it." She was trying to reassure me but it wasn't going to work. I hadn't even realized I was biting her.

"Remember what you said earlier, about listening to me more often. Listen to me now…don't be upset about this… you had enough control not to really bite me. Please don't beat yourself up about this…please." She kissed me again stroking my face and something inside me calmed.

"Okay Bella, I'm sorry." I slid down underneath the blankets with her on top of me. She laid her heard on my chest as I pulled the covers around her shoulders and using the remote to the thermostat, turned the heat up in the room.

"You know I wouldn't have been mad if you had of really bitten me."

"I know… I know Bella. Don't start this now. Just sleep love." I kissed the top her head and turned on the TV watching it with almost no sound as she drifted of to sleep.

TPoV

We rode back to the main road in silence. Mike was visibly shaken by the three Cullen boys towering over him and I started to second guess my plans. I did have some standards at least and this boy…was no where near up to par. However it was too late to turn back now. My plan was backfiring in my face and I needed to spin it quickly.

"So what the deal with you and Cullen anyway?" He looked at me…and I was trying to remember his name when I realized he asked me a question.

"What?"

"What's the deal with you and Cullen?"

"We're engaged. I was away…at boarding school and he started messing around with that rat girl."

"Hmmmm Bella…." Oh you can't be fucking serious. I reached over and grabbed his crotch in my hand and squeezed. He groaned his foot slamming on the break and I let myself fall against the dashboard for effect.

"Get in the backseat… ummm…."

"Mike." "Yea, right…whatever… get in the backseat Mike." I watched his scrawny little ass fumble out of the car and climb into the backseat. I rolled my eyes as I turned the heat all the way up and climbed between the seats into the back. He was sitting there with an eager grin on his face already down to his boxers. I rolled the windows down when I realized that his backseat reeked of liquor and vomit. I was regretting this more and more by the second.

"You ready for me baby. You're the finest piece of ass to come to this town since Bella moved here." He reached down and picked up a bottle of Jack Daniels and took a swig as he stared at me with this creepy grin on his face.

"You know it's not really a good idea to mention another girl when you already with one. Especially not one I hate. Say her name again and you'll pay." He looked back at me a little frightened at the icy tone of my voice but smiled and said her name again anyway. So I slapped him. Not hard…but hard enough.

"I love it when a girl puts up a good fight. Come here baby." He grabbed me and put his disgusting lips on mine. I felt his hot sluggish tongue trying to get in my mouth and pushed him away. "Look, don't kiss me again. Let's just get this over with okay." I grabbed his cock again whimpered with disappointment. Did he have to be tiny too? He pulled my shirt open and grabbed my breast and I realized he had no idea what he was doing. He was drunk and it was taking him to long to get hard. I leaned my head down into his lap and took it into my mouth only hoping to expedite this process but wanted to gag. He smelled awful and had a foul battery acid taste. A few more seconds I told myself as he pinched my nipples and groaned like a retard above my head.

He got hard… semi hard really and I wasted no more time. He was repulsive. I lifted my skirt and slammed down onto him. That would leave a bruise but I didn't care. He grabbed my breast in his hand squeezing and I bounced up and down on his lap a few time barely feeling anything.

"Oh baby you're pussy is amazing… it's the best… that's right … ride me you cock whore. You love big Mickey's hard cock in you don't you?"

Seriously? I needed to get this over with faster so I sped up slamming my hips into his and reached down grabbing his balls in my hand, internally cringing at how sweaty and hairy they were. He groaned and his breathing quickened and I knew the loser was about to blow his load so I hopped off and pointed. It landed in a nasty splat all over my chest. Mike fell back against the seat his chest heaving. I rubbed his jizz all over my chest and then pressed up against him so his scent would catch me. He tried to kiss me again but I held his head away and the climbed out of the backseat.

"Thanks Loser. By the way…that was the sorriest lay I've ever hard." I didn't even bother to look at him again before I jogged at and annoying human pace back up to the Cullen's long driveway out of his sight and the flew the rest of the way back to the house.

EPoV

Bella slept peacefully in my arms. I wanted to kick myself. Literally kick myself for what I had done. I'm losing control. I didn't even realize that I was biting her. It didn't help that she had so much trust and confidence in me. I guess I was a better liar than I had thought.

Ewww what the hell is that smell?

Where is it coming from? There must be a dead animal in the house. Guys how many times do I have to tell you not to bring food home with you?

Carlisle no one's brought anything home…I don't think that's dead animal smell.

What the hell was going on down there? I rolled Bella off me gently, threw my boxers back on, and dashed down stairs. There was a nasty rotting smell permeating the house. No it wasn't rotting...I couldn't even pinpoint where it was coming from

"Maybe its Bella's food? Maybe something went bad in the fridge or the garbage or something." Esme went around the kitchen sniffing trying to locate the smell. Then it got worse when Tanya walked in to the room. We all covered our noses at the same time and stopped breathing.

"Emmett open the windows please." Esme said from behind her hand. Tanya sauntered up staring me in the face and I felt like I would vomit she reeked so badly. "Where the hell were you? Rolling around in horse shit?"

"I did it Edward. I told you I would and I did. Isn't it driving you crazy to smell him all over me?" She stepped closer to me and I wanted to die. "I'm covered in him… doesn't that just drive you crazy?" She had me trapped in the corner of the kitchen; I couldn't get away because I didn't want to touch her. I didn't want that smell on me.

"That's Mike Newton's scent on you. Oh man that's disgusting Tanya. You're making me sick. Get away from me." Right as I said that Emmett pulled the hose from the kitchen sink and sprayed her with it. Everyone busted out laughing as she shrieked and turned to glare at him but then he just sprayed her in the face.

"Tanya, you're gross you know that. You slept with that disgusting piece of shit and now you smell like shit."

"Emmett stop it!" Esme yelled. I couldn't help but notice that Esme "accidentally" sprayed Tanya one more time in the face as she took the hose from him. "Tanya honey, you really need to go shower… you're making everyone sick. I don't know where you were or what you did…and I don't want to know… You are really testing my patience young lady… now upstairs right now and take a shower."

"What I'm doing doesn't concern you. This is between me and Edward, so butt out!" Esme gasped and was about to tell her off when Alice Jumped across the counter and grabbed a handful of Tanya's hair.

"That's it! I'm sick of you you stupid heifer. Don't you ever talk to my mother like that again!" Kate snarled at her and crouched into an attack position as Alice jerked a screaming clawing Tanya around by her hair.

"Alice! Let her go Alice." Esme walked over and put her hand on Alice's shoulder. Alice growled once more and Tanya and pushed her full force towards Kate who stepped away because even she didn't want to touch her.

"Jasper take Alice to go calm down please. And you missy!" She said glaring at Tanya. "You have officially gotten on my last nerve. How dare you disrespect me like that in my own house after I'm doing you a favor and letting you stay here? If I hadn't of promised Carmen I would look after you I would kick you sorry butt out of here again. You have one more time to step out of line…one more incident I hear of you harassing my son and I promise you I will knock that stupid little blond head of yours off myself and I can't promise you'll get it back!"

"Whooooaaaa! Get her Mom!" Emmett said laughing. Esme shot him the death glare shutting him instantly. She walked out of the kitchen, Carlisle following behind her shaking his head laughing to himself. She is going to want to screw for hours now. We both looked at each other at the same time and I must have had a disgusted look on my face because Carlisle promptly apologized.

"This is getting out of hand Tanya. We had to leave Denali because your stupid boyfriend and stay in this shit hole town and now we're not even gonna be able to stay here until we can go back home. You're so selfish and inconsiderate it makes me sick. You really do smell by the way." Irina brushed past her and went into the living room. I felt bad for her. She wasn't anything like Tanya. I actually liked her. Emmett and Rose disappeared out the backdoor thinking that the smell was getting to them.

"Edward…Do you see what im going through for you. Cant you just give in?"

"Oh My God! Don't start this again please. How many times do you need to humiliate yourself? I'm not having this conversation with you again. Now I'm just going to ignore you." She tried to grab my hand as I went for the stairs but I growled at her and she backed off. Bella was still asleep when I got back upstairs and I was glad for her dulled human senses that she couldn't smell how bad Tanya stunk. I opened the doors in my room to let the fresh air in and sat on the couch so Bella wouldn't freeze. Something really needed to be done about Tanya but I had tried everything I could think of.

A/N So I hope you enjoyed this long chapter with its comedy and what not. Please please please review because I am not feeling the love anymore and need to know if i should bother to continue...

Thanks to my few faithfuls... if for nothing else i do this for you. Alot of drama has occured so I may do a short chapter or two of some lemon meranigue before things get really crazy again....

As i always ask please please please review. The next chapter is not written yet so the more reviews i get the more motivation i will have to write it... love me and I'll love you back.