SS26
Previously on Sonic Sing-Off:
Tails and the other kids try to cheer up Charmy.
"What's wrong, Charmy?" Tails asked.
Charmy sniffles.
"The song Ms. Bunnie sang. It made me think of my mommy... MOMMY!"
Charmy sobs again. Tails shushes him.
"Charmy, don't cry," Cream says. "I felt the same way when I was seperated from my mommy."
"Same here," Cosmo commented.
"Ditto," Tails added.
That still doesn't cheer up Charmy.
"That's because you still have them with you. My mommy got killed by Ro-butt-nik!"
Charmy continues crying. Tails and the girls look at each other.
"I think we're gonna need help..." Tails said.
NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!
"Well played, Princess Acorn," Monkey Khan said in a sarcastic tone.
"Please don't call me 'Princess'! Titles don't mean anything," Sally said. "What do you want?"
"I want you back."
"Not gonna happen, Khan."
"Then do you want me, luv?" Geoffrey asked, raising his eyebrows up and down.
Sally sighs in annoyance.
"Hello, Geoffrey," Sally greeted in an unpleasant tone.
"You forgot me, Mate," Nack boasted.
Sally takes off her fedora and rubs her head in a stressed attitude.
"I'm with Sonic now, and that's final. Period. End of story," Sally said.
"You broke up with him!" The three perverts protested back. *see STH issue #134
"But then we got back together. We both apologized. And now-"
Before Sally could finish...
"Shut up! He's selfish, luv. All he cares is chili dogs, fighting, and 'juice'", Geoffrey objects.
"That was the old Sonic. Let it Go, boys."
"What does he have that we don't?' Ken asked.
"Super speed, humility, good taste, can sing, and he's the best guitar player on Mobius. That's not even the first half of the list." Sally retorted. "And if I were you, I'd leave before he gets angry."
"Oh no. Let me tell you how I feel about this, Acorn," Nack says in a defensive tone.
Nack gets on stage as Bunnie exits.
"Hey babe," Nack says to Bunnie.
"Don't EVEN try it," Bunnie said.
Damn! What a woman, Nack thought.
NACK THE WEASEL
"ACHY BREAKY HEART"
NACK: You can tell the world,
you never was my girl.
You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone.
"His clothes? Please, she would throw his clothes into a bonfire in public and roast hot dogs over them, in the middle of winter." Sonic scoffs.
Silver shushes him. "This is getting good."
NACK: Ho, you can tell your friends,
just what a fool I've been, and laugh
and joke about me on the phone!
As Tails and the other kids bring a sad Charmy out of the kitchen, Bunnie and Antoine sneak in there to have sex.
NACK: You can tell my arms to go back into the farm.
You can tell my feet to hit the floors.
Ho, you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips,
they won't be reaching out for you no more.
"Gladly," Sally comments.
Sonic Smirked. That's my girl.
NACK: But don't tell my heart,
MY ACHY BREAKY HEART,
I just don't think he'll understand.
And if you tell my heart,
MY ACHY BREAKY HEART,
He might blow up and kill this man!
"And that's me, babe!" Geoffrey emphasized.
Ken rolled his eyes. Sonic notice that. So they don't work as well together? That could work to my advantage.
Manic couldn't help but dance to this catchy tune. "This is my jam, dude!"
"Aunt Sally?" Tails calls, bringing Charmy to her.
"What is it, Tails?"
"Charmy wants some cheering up. He feels very depressed."
Sally picks up Charmy and snuggles him.
"Come on, sweetie. Let's go talk over here," Sally takes Charmy to a table, ignoring Nack's "sorrow".
NACK: You can tell your ma,
I moved to Arkansas.
You can tell your dogs to bite my legs.
Or tell your brother, Cliff, whose fist
can tell my lips, he never really liked me
anyway.
"Her brother's name is Elias!" Sonic corrected him.
"Whatever!" Ken said. Jesus, how does Sally stand this guy?
NACK: Or tell your Aunt Louise,
tell her anything you please,
myself already knows I'm not OK.
Ho, you can tell my eyes,
to watch out for my mind,
it might be walking out on me today!
"It just has!" Sonic snickered.
NACK: But don't tell my heart,
MY ACHY BREAKY HEART,
I just don't think he'll understand.
And if you tell my heart,
MY ACHY BREAKY HEART,
He might blow up and kill this man!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Knuckles sneaks backstage to pull a prank on this idiot.
NACK: But don't tell my heart,
MY ACHY BREAKY HEART,
I just don't think he'll understand.
And if you tell my heart,
MY ACHY BREAKY HEART,
He might blow up and kill this man!
*song ends*
Knuckles suddenly pours a bucket of water over Nack, getting him all wet.
"Oh, ha, ha. Very funny, Knockers," Nack said sarcastically.
"Yeah? Well, was it funny when you tricked me into giving you the Master Emerald?" Knuckles asked.
"Now look here-!"
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Antoine and Bunnie cuddle together, in their underwear.
"Ma belle. You were wonderful singing those songs," Antoine coos.
"Aw, hush. You trying to make this Bunnie blush?" Bunnie replies, seductively.
Suddenly, Sonic comes in.
"Ant? Bunnie? You in here?"
Bunnie and Antoine pop up from the counter.
"Oh, howdy, sugah hog."
Were you guys doing what I think you were doing?"
Bunnie and Antoine blush. Sonic laughs.
"Don't worry, your secret is safe with me."
Bunnie rises up and kisses Sonic on the cheek.
"Thank you, sugah hog. We owe you one."
Bunnie goes back to Antoine and starts to show off her feet.
Meanwhile, Sally and Charmy have a talk.
"Charmy, what's the matter?" sally asked.
Charmy dried his eyes. "While Miss Bunnie was singing that song, memories of my mommy came up, and how robotnick killed her and the rest of my family." His lip began to quiver.
Sally nodded. She had lost her own family for a while, but she had gotten them back. Charmy had been different, because Charmy's parents had been killed. "I know the feeling."
"You do?" Charmy asked. "How?"
"You remember when Sonic had been rocketed away to that alien planet?"
Charmy nodded.
"I'd imagine it would be the same. I lost my loved one for a whole year, and I couldn't tell if he was dead or if he'd come back."
"How did you deal with it?" Charmy asked.
"I talked about it. I let my grief be known to those who wanted to help, and I let them help. As time went on, I felt better. And I waited until the day Sonic returned." Sally said
"That worked?" Charmy asked.
"Yep. Don't you feel better?" Sally asked.
Charmy thought for a moment. "Actually, I do." He smiled at Sally and gave her a hug. "Thanks, Sally."
"Any time Charmy." Charmy ran off to find the other kids.
"Nice job." Sally turned around to find sonic standing before her. "You definitely made him feel better."
"It's my job." Sally smiled.
"Being a physiologist?"
"You know what I mean. What's up?"
"I've noticed the way Ken, Geoffrey, and Nack act. They can't stand each other, but they hide it well. I figured what if we managed to turn them against each other?"