Remember the last one, where Kenny goes nuts? Well, I thought of a part to go with it only after I finished writing it. So, if you're interested in reading it, give me your email address, and I'll send it to you as soon as possible.

Disclaimer: konfizkate91 does not own Beyblade

The video starts with Kai putting his ear to a closed door. When he notices Ray with the camera, he smiles and puts his fingers to his lips, signaling him to be quiet.

"Hilary?" Kai knocks softly. "Are you there?"

Hilary screams from inside, "You know damn well I'm in here! Leave me alone!"

"I just wanna say sorry, dude."

"Don't call me dude! I'm mad at you."

"Well, no shit, that's why I wanna say sorry. I don't apologize to people to amuse myself when I'm bored, Hilary."

"Shut up and go away!"

"See, I'm not good at multi-tasking, so I can only do one of those."

"GO AWAY!"

"Alright, I can do that. See you soon."

Hilary protests,"No, go away and stay away!"

"Again with the multi-tasking, dude."

"Aaaah! Leave me alone!"

"Okay, see you later."

As Kai and Ray walk away, Hilary starts screaming things intended for Kai to hear, but her voice fades as they move further away from the room. Once they get to the family room, Kai throws himself on a couch.

Kai mutters,"What a bitch."

Ray chuckles and says,"You're a real pain in the ass sometimes."

"Yeah, without even trying. I'm Kai. Hilary's being a big bitchy baby and locked herself in the bathroom."

Ray to camera. "I'm Ray. It's KaiRayRayKai Production #109. (to Kai) Wanna tell us the reason she's in there?"

"No."

There is a three minute silence between them.

"It was more of an order," Ray says finally.

"Fuck you. I'll tell you if I feel like it."

"So I took the camera out for nothing. I'll end it here and put it away."

"I'm surrounded by bitchy babies! Listen up. Umm…this whole week, Hilary has been growing this hu-normous zit on her face, and it's grossing me out," Kai starts.

"And you teased her."

"Damn straight I teased her. That thing on her face is about to blow up anytime soon. It's all greeeeeeasyyy. (makes a disgusted face and shudders) Makes me wanna hurl."

"I think I would lock myself in a bathroom, too, if I were a girl with some prick always teasing me about a zit."

"That's cuz you're very feminine, Ray."

"Go fall in a sewer."

"Whatever. Thing is, I have reinforcements coming in today."

"Oh God, who's coming?" Ray whines.

"You'll see. Come, let's go wait outside."

They get up and start for the front door.

"Must be someone important, you're going to greet them outside."

Kai replies,"Or maybe I don't want Hilary to know."

"True, very true."

They get outside and sit on the sidewalk.

Ray asks again,"Who's coming?

Kai turns away from him and looks down the street. "Didn't we go through this already?"

"Kai! Never answer a question with another question, do you understand me!"

"It's not a question of understanding, Ray, it's a matter of actually caring."

"Fine. So, tell me more about Hilary's zit. Where is it exactly?"

Kai turns to face the camera. "It's on her left cheek. The beginning of the week, it was small and red, and now it's enormous and white and it reminds me of a volcano about to erupt. And the skin around it is all oily and greasy."

"Holy crap, man, you're such a girl, analyzing people's skin like that."

"At least I don't resemble a bathroom."

Ray rolls his eyes."Well that was completely random and irrelevant."

Kai explains,"She usually runs to cry to you, and now she ran to the bathroom. You're being replaced."

"Believe me, I'm not missing out on anything."

A cab stops in front of Tyson's house and Kai and Ray get up to greet…

Afti! "Hey boys!"

Kai beams,"Hey Afti. (hug and kisses) How are we?"

"Good, good. You don't say hello, Ray?"

Ray sighs. "No, Afti, I'm too busy scratching my ass. It's more important than greeting my friend's girlfriend. Give me time to get there! Fuck man, women have no patience."

"Kai, is Ray, like…you know…PMSing?" Afti asks/whispers.

Kai whispers,"I hope not."

Ray ignores this."Hello Afti! It's soooo good to see you! You did something with your hair, didn't you? You look just dazzling! (dripping with sarcasm)"

"Now that's better. (to camera) I'm Afti, I'm here to help out with a certain girl. (to Kai) Where's the Zit Queen?"

Ray asks Kai, "You called your girlfriend from Russia to deflate a zit that doesn't really affect you in any way?"

"It affects me in many ways."

Afti cuts in, saying,"Can we get my stuff? Great."

They get Afti's stuff and bring everything inside.

Kai asks,"So what's our plan of action?"

Afti explains,"We need chemicals."

Ray inquires,"Chemicals such as…?"

The words just roll off her tongue. "Salicylic acid, hydrochloric acid, sodium fluoride, tetrapotassium pyrophosphate, like that."

"….Kai, where do you find these people?" Ray asks.

"Judicial anger-management," Kai answers.

"Oh."

Afti pouts."Come on, guys, wake up. The last two mean toothpaste."

Kai says,"Hilary locked herself in the bathroom, so we can't get to that. We're not really using hydrochloric acid, are we?"

"No, I just like saying it. We have to get her out of the bathroom."

Ray laughs."Good luck. Kai traumatized her."

"Why is it always you!"

Kai answers innocently/casually,"Cuz nobody else does it."

"Go talk to her."

"Ray, go talk to her."

"Fuck that, man."

The camera cuts to Kai near the bathroom door again.

"Hilary, can you come out please? I wanna help you get that overgrown pile of puss out of your face."

Hilary yells,"THAT'S NOT HELPING!"

"Kai how stupid can you get?" Afti hisses to herself.

Ray says,"You'd be surprised."

"I didn't ask for a reply from the fucking peanut gallery."

"Good, cuz I'm from the fucking cashew gallery."

"Just shut up. Kai, be nice."

Kai almost screams,"I really am!"

Hilary asks,"Who are you talking to?"

"Hilary, it's me, Afti. You remember me?"

"Yeah, Aftongmoschloffendin, right?"

Kai and Ray start laughing.

"Yeah, that. You really should come out, honey."

"Kai called you here to help me! Oh my God! Now I'm really not leaving the bathroom! (sobs)"

Kai sighs. "Okay…she's not coming out for a while…so we'll wait. We'll be back."

The camera goes black for a few seconds and comes back to Kai and Afti facing the camera in the dojo.

Kai explains with a smile,"It's been three whole days, and Hilary's finally left the bathroom. (laughs) Three days! What the fuck is wrong with her?"

Afti hits his arm."Stop laughing, it's your fault."

"That is why I'm laughing, she stayed in that fucking bathroom for three days because of me!"

"Shut up. She's trying to hide from us, so we have to be quiet."

Ray to camera. "We have an actual plan. (to large poster taped on wall) This is a blueprint of the house. The lines are far from straight, but we understand it."

"You guys maybe."

"Just play along, 'k, Afti?"

Kai says,"I'm getting the feeling you guys don't like each other."

Afti groans,"And I thought Tyson was slow."

Ray says,"Whatever, shut up. (points to room on big poster) This is where Hilary's hiding and watching TV. We're in the dojo. We're gonna move out slowly, and attack her!"

Kai complains,"Attack, dude? I'll never hear the end of it, then."

"But she'll be thankful you –"

"Humiliated her on camera? Of course she'll love me for that!"

"I was going more for helping her, but whatever suits your fancy."

"Dude, that was so queer."

"I know." They both start laughing a bit.

Afti rolls her eyes."You're such guys, going off topic like that."

Ray 'congratulates' her."Goood jooooob."

"Can we go? Now? Good. We each have a walkie talkie and codenames. I'm Phoenix, Ray's Tiger, and Afti's…um…Afti's…" Kai struggles to find Afti a name, but Ray is different from Kai.

"Big Bitch."

Afti hollers,"FUCK YOU!"

She forces the camera into Ray's face, and he drops it to attend to his aching face.

"What an animal! I think my nose is bleeding," he mumbles between his fingers.

Kai gets between them."Afti, that was unnecessary. Ray, when you're feeling okay, I'm gonna kick your ass."

Ray, ignoring Kai, analyzes his hand. "Yeah, my nose is bleeding."

He picks up the camera and stops it. It starts with Ray directing the camera to himself. He has some dried blood around his nostrils. He speaks softly.

"Okay, Kai and the animal are somewhere else near Hilary. We each have a post to stay stationed at. I wanna show you our target."

Ray directs the camera to Hilary watching TV. He zooms in on her infested cheek. (AN- WT means walkie talkie)

"Awww, that's disgusting. I can't help but think it's gonna start bulging at any second and emit some toxic fumes, or tear open and reveal a puss demon. Oh, the horror….Watch me piss off Kai. (on WT) Phoenix to Tiger, come in Tiger."

Kai's fuzzed voice answers,"Ray, I'm the fucking Phoenix, you're the Tiger."

"But I wanna be Phoenix."

"You can't, prick. How are things looking on your side of the room?"

"Good. There's carpet on this side, too."

"For fuck's sake, Ray."

Afti's voice comes in."God bless wall-to-wall carpeting, huh, Ray?"

"Stay out of this. This is a man's conversation."

"Right, becuz only a man can be impressed when he sees carpet on one side of a room with wall-to-wall carpeting that looks like the carpet on the other side of the room. I have the toothpaste."

Kai orders,"Okay, go back to your station."

Ray goes back to trying to piss off Kai."How do things look on your side?"

"Okay. I wanna destroy the TV for what it's showing."

"My nose hurts."

"Good, you deserve it."

"Why? I never hurt her."

"You called her Big Bitch, Ray."

Ray mutters,"Of course," to himself, then on theWT, "So, Kai, I know this is off topic, but I found the condom you and that chick used a while before Afti came. I didn't know it meant that much to you."

"What?"

"WHAT?" comes Afti.

Ray says,"Oops, Afti heard."

"I'm gonna have your ass, Hiwatari." threatens Afti.

"I don't know what he's talking about, Afti" Kai argues.

"Ray's an asshole, but he wouldn't make that up."

"Thanks Afti." says Ray.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, RAY!"

Kai insists,"Afti, he's lying. C'mon!"

"I'll deal with this after."

"Sorry Kai." Ray says off the WT, "Now Kai's pissed."

"I will make you so fucking sorry. Later, though. Afti, move in. Now's a good a chance as any." Kai orders.

Afti growls,"Shut up."

"You're gonna hate me all day?"

"Until you're creamed. (turns off WT)"

"Ooohh. Kai's in shit. Afti's coming in." (off WT)

Ray zooms out to get a full shot of the living room and Afti sits down next to Hilary. Their conversation is overheard by Kai and Ray.

"Hey Hilary." Afti starts.

Hilary answers,"Hi."

"How's everything?"

"Peachy, leave me alone."

"Aw, come on, ignore Kai. He's a selfish prick who thinks he's better than everyone becuz he can come up with insults and swear."

"Dude, she's really mad at you," Ray speaks into the WT.

Kai replies,"No shit, genius."

Hilary wonders,"Are you angry with him?"

"Quite. Besides that, you're gonna let a prick like that put you down?" Afti continues.

Kai threatens into the WT,"Ray, I'm gonna kill you."

"No, man, you're gonna stain the carpet."

"I really don't give a fuck."

Hilary states,"You must be really angry."

"Us girls have to stand up to pricks like Kai and Ray."

Ray asks Kai,"How did I become part of this? (WT)"

"You decided to be stupid."

Hilary whines,"Yeah, but they're, like, Super Pricks."

Afti urges,"All the more reason to kill them. It's just a pimple, they go away! After it's gone, you can go up to him and show him how retarded he was being."

Kai says to himself, "I wanna disappear, I wanna disappear, I wanna disappear, I wanna disappear…(goes on)"

Ray on WT. "Phoenix, when do we move in?"

"When Afti gains Hilary's trust, fuckbag."

"Dude, don't be mad at me."

"Give me one fucking good reason."

Ray thinks. "I love you."

"Shut up."

Hilary says,"Yeah, you're right."

Afti gets all happy."Whatta you say you drop the self-pity act, and we go out? Just us two girls!"

"Sure, sounds good. Where did such a nice person like you meet such a bastard like Kai?"

"Judicial anger-management."

"Oh."

"Just wait here, I'll get my bag and we can go."

"Sure. (Afti leaves)"

Kai says,"Tiger, that's our cue."

Ray complains,"I'm tired."

"Just move your fat ass."

"Moving."

They 'move in' from opposite ends. Ray's job is to grab and hold down Hilary while Kai pops her zit. Hilary evades Ray's attack and Kai was too slow.

Hilary screams,"What the fuck are you doing!"

Kai explains,"Helping you. I was gonna zap your zit."

Hilary starts sobbing and, yup, runs to hug Ray.

"Oh God, and I was part of it," mumbles Ray.

Kai makes a 'I can't believe it' face. Ray notices this and realizes…Hilary is right where they need her! Ray grabs her shoulders, turns her around to face Kai, and Kai attacks her face. Of course she starts screaming, but after a few painful seconds, she stops and turns to hug Ray and cry some more, even though he helped Kai humiliate her. Kai holds up his index finger and analyzes it, disgusted.

He asks, "Hilary, don't you wash your face?"

She wails and cries more.

Ray tells him,"Show me what you got."

He zooms in on Kai's finger, which has a blob of white puss and a bit of blood.

"That's nauseating. Go wash your finger," Ray orders, chuckling a bit.

"That's kinda funny, washing only one finger," says Kai.

"Well, both your hands touched her face, so go wash your hands."

"Fair enough."

The picture cuts to a closed door, soft mumbling heard from inside.

Ray starts."Kai and Afti are inside, discussing the 'condom I found' belonging to Kai. I wonder what will happen. Will she castrate him? Will he yell? Will I get the beating of a lifetime?"

Afti throws open the door, furious, and shoves the camera into Ray's face again. Ray drops it again.

"For the fucking love of God!" Ray hollers.

Kai storms out, also pissed, picks up the camera and puts it a mere inch from Ray's face.

Kai growls,"You made it up? What the fuck is wrong with you!"

Max comes in upon hearing a commotion.

"What's going on?"

Kai goes up to Max and swings the camera across his face. Max screams in pain.

"Take a hike, Tate. (Max runs like there's no tomorrow) I'm gonna kill you, Kon. (to camera) I'm Kai, Hilary's zit is gone, now Ray gets a beating. (to Afti)"

"Afti here, telling you Ray's a dead wannabe man."

"Harsh. (to Ray) Any last words?"

"I'm Ray…and I'm sorry!"

"Too late."

Video ends.

Kai and Ray's long-planned Jackass project goes wrong.

Ray: It wasn't even a real skateboard, Kai, we slapped on somewhat-round blocks of wood onto a somewhat-flat plank of wood.

What were they doing with a skateboard? And why weren't they using a real one?

Alright, some Q & A…
Dranzen: Well, see, Kenny now has to take a Chill Pill whenever he is around Kai and Ray. He also has to sleep in a bit more. Thanx for the review!

Mystical Demon: With all due respect, I apologize if my updating habits and lifestyle piss you off. Thanx for the review!

Blu Mercenary: Oh don't worry, they'll be going to the mall soon enough. Thanx for the review!

kate4anime: Someone else told me to never stop writing. I told them I would keep it running for as long as I can, and there is only so much I can do before people get bored. I have to stop sometime, unfortunately for you, I'm sure lol. And my state of mind has not been classified as genius or insanity yet, so please refrain from calling me a genius. Because after reading all that I've wrote, it's pretty possible I'm a nut-bar. Thanx for the review!

blackartofchaos: Are you saying if you nuc the world, most of the blame will be piled on to me because I'm your main source for amusement? Dude, find another scapegoat! lol Don't cry when it ends, fics come to an end everyday, and when this one does, it won't be any different. Thanx for the review.

Kai Hiwatari1: Yes, many people have said that they piss themselves laughing while reading my fic. Therefore, I strongly recommend that you go to the bathroom to relieve yourself before reading my updates. Thanx for the review!

BlackPhoenix13: Yeah, I know about those shows, but if I use anything from there, I'll look like I'm stealing ideas and anyone can just watch a show and mess it up to their taste. Thanx for the advice and review!

Don't forget to tell me if you want part 2 of the last chapter!