Chapter 26: Cthulhu
As the blood soaked into the inverted pentacle, the room began to shake. Black fog began to fill the room, forming a shape in the center. When the fog disappeared, Cthulhu stood in the center of the room. He looked around.
"Finally I am free! Who has awakened me?"
The leader bowed. "Dark Lord Cthulhu, it is I who has freed you. I have used the blood of the Chosen One, Kenny McCormick."
Cthulhu's eyes widened. "Kenny? So, he has fulfilled the prophecy. Excellent."
He looked down at Kenny. They all backed up against the wall, feeling the evil energy Cthulhu had. Cthulhu smiled. "Come now, Kenny, do not be afraid. You have freed me, after all."
"I...I didn't mean to."
Cthulhu ignored him and looked at his friends. "I have come to destroy this world, and you or your friends cannot stop me. It's time to say goodbye to your world, Kenny." He waved his hand and Kenny and his friends vanished. Laughing evilly, he blasted a hole in the wall and walked outside, ready to destroy South Park.
Kenny and his friends woke up in the Sunken City of R'lyeh and looked around.
"Dude, where the fuck are we?" asked Stan.
"I don't know, but I feel like...I've...been here before." replied Kenny.
As they were talking, the Old Ones came toward them, chanting. Kenny, Stan and Kyle screamed and ran, the Old Ones chasing them. They ran until they reached a cliff. Stan looked down but couldn't see the bottom.
"Oh, shit!"
"You guys, I want to go home," Kyle whined.
"We all want to go home, Kyle. I don't think we're gonna last very long out here."
"Look, maybe we should just a place to hid and wait for help."
"What help, dude? Nobody in the real world even knows we're here."
Kenny looked down the cliff and backed away. "Alright, you guys hide as long as you can. I'll try and find help."
"How, dude?"
"Kenny, what the hell are you doing?" Kyle asked.
"I'm going to try to get you all out of here. If this works. Or, I could be wrong." He ran toward the cliff and jumped, only to be impaled by spikes at the bottom. "Ow! That fucking hurts!" He moaned a few times and died.
"Oh my God, Kenny killed himself!"
"You bastard!"
They turned around and walked away from the ledge, hoping Kenny would find a way to rescue them.