Info on Zombie

When it comes to having a romantic relationship with a Zombie, keep these facts in mind in order to achieve a successful relationship.

1. Love bites are a big NO!. Zombie saliva that enters directly into the blood stream will result in their romantic partner turning into a Zombie as well. Kissing and other...fluid exchanges for some reason do not cause the human body to transform into a Zombie, but anything that punctures your skin will.

2. They have no concept of pain. And while this might seem like a good thing, like other nerve killing diseases, this means that they don't noticed when they damage their skin. Indeed it is common to see many Zombies that are heavily stitched, in fact some Zombies prefer to showcase this, but its always better to be considerate of your undead romantic partner in case they want to preserve as much as their original flesh as possible.

3. Learn basic sewing techniques. While it is possible to reattach a severed limb back onto the main body of the Zombie (though it is still unclear whether its the head or the heart that keeps the Zombie's body function) its always best to take your Zombie partner to a hospital to get them expertly patched up. However a temporary sewing job with needle and thread will restore them to mobility so its easier to get expert medical treatment.

4. When engaging in acts of...physical romance, ensure that your Zombie partner is not stationary during this experience. Otherwise once the act is done and they go to sleep, they will wake up in the morning unable to move their limbs. This is only a minor inconvenience however since a quick rub down will get them mobile again. However its best to leave a Zombies bed AFTER they have woken. Otherwise they will be stuck until someone helps them.

5. It is important to keep in mind that most Zombies operate under act first, think later policy due to the nature of their durability. While this personality trait is endearing in many ways, it can cause problems for both you and your zombie partner.

Written and Approved by the Cultural Species Exchange.

ANNNND FINISHED!

First completed story YAY!

Want to thank everyone for keeping up with this. And sometime in the future, will be writing a new story that's similar to Monster Girls Lust or in Spite of a Nail. But of course the girls will be taken from this story. Of course if anyone wants to copy this Idea...Go for it..more than happy to help.

Anyways...Hope you enjoyed this.