Set them into flames
Izaya knows that the actions the blonde always did would one way or another amuse him. But for once, the informant couldn't help but to wonder if he had misheard the words Shizuo spoke.
"Excuse me, Shizu-chan. C-could you repeat what you've just said one more time? I think I misheard and also misunderstood what you just said." The informant lets out a cough before placing down his cup of tea despite how thirsty his throat felt.
"I said hand them over." Shizuo repeats once again, but not of the exact same words as he spoke of earlier.
"No, no. What do you mean by 'them'?"
"You're underwear." Shizuo spoke in a nonchalant tone, which made Izaya wonder once again if he had misheard those words again.
"Un...derwear, you said?" The informant swallows his saliva, speaking low and yet slow at the same time. As soon as the blonde nodded, Izaya's mind was filled with questions of why did the blonde want his underwear.
"Umm...Shizu-chan, can I ask why you need them? Don't you have your own ones?" Izaya felt a smirk tugging at the side of his lips as a plan began to formulate at the back of his mind; a plan to make the blonde blush.
"To burn them."
"Yes, yes. I see. To burn them–...excuse me?"
"What's wrong with you today? Did you go deaf, huh?" Shizuo snaps at the informant who had a rather dumbfound look on his face, not understanding the logic behind the blonde's mind. "I said to burn them!"
Izaya threw the blonde a look before he nodded his head in an all-so-slow way while taking in a deep breath. "O-kay...and why would you do that with my undies?"
"As revenge; By burning it, I would be burning you." Shizuo smirked, watching the informant closely – as though he was trying to catch if fear would flash in those crimson eyes. But could be seen as Izaya was busy throwing the blonde a weird look.
"Shizu-chan...how did you even come to such a conclusion, I don't even want to know..." Izaya lets out a sigh, rather disappointed that the answer wasn't what he thought the blonde would say.
A/N:
The request is still running, so feel free to make any request~~ Mainly cause I'm running out of ideas - if no one noticed so far...=3=