Record 021 – "The Yandere"
Zero's P.O.V.
"Okay, Foxy. Let's take a break," I said to my daughter.
"Alright, Dad," Foxy nodded as she turned off her saber.
We sat on the grassy mountain and relaxed from the swordsmanship training. I lied down, putting my arms behind my head and let me sigh. While, Foxy is starring at the sky. I wonder how Axl's and Tyro's kids are doing right now.
"Dad?"
"Yes, Foxy?"
"Do you think they need us?"
"Well, all the magical mysteries are impossible to find because we're in a sci-fi life and the nephilims are very secretive. I felt useless to find Tyro," I mumbled sadly.
"No, you're not. You did everything. As well as all of us. You and Uncle X trained Zaire a better hunter. He mastered all the swordsmanship from you," Foxy got the point.
"Of course, it's coming from me. I'm the Jedi Master," I joked.
"Oh! Dad! That Star War reference!" Foxy laughed. "But still… Is she important to you?"
"Your mom, you and Zen are very important people to me. Tyro is like a little sister to us. She helped all of us. Especially, she stopped Mirakrelle Kronalla."
"Who's Mirakrelle Kronalla?"
"My stalker and yandere fangirl."
"Whooooooa! A yandere?! I didn't know you have a yandere in your life," Foxy was amazed that I have fangirls who have crush on me. But a yandere, that's the scariest type of girl of all. A kind girl with a lovesick and psychotic true nature.
"Yeah… Mirakrelle gave death threats to your mom and denial but love letter to me. Good thing Tyro stopped her for falling in love with me," I explained.
"So, how did she do it?"
"Hmm…" I should tell her the story though.
*Flashback*
Mirakrelle's P.O.V.
"To my dearest Zero,
I heard that Iris has a lover, better lover than you. I took a picture about them. Here's my proof. If you're feeling depressed, I'll be with you. Meet me at the Abel City Park."
I finished the letter to my beloved Zero and a picture of Iris and a random guy. Not photoshopped but a genuine evidence. I don't know who he is but that's not important and thought Iris is having an affair. Anyway, my name is Mirakrelle Kronalla. I'm a maverick hunter from Shinobi Unit. Just a simple girl with friends and living like a normal person. The reason why I joined the maverick hunters because I'm in love with blonde, handsome and brave senpai, Maverick Hunter Zero. I did everything like mastering the swordsmanship, complete the mission and raised to become a SA class hunter so that Senpai will notice me. Sadly, it turned out to be a failure. He's difficult because he avoided many girls who like him, even Layer. Focusing his job as a maverick hunter is very serious and significant to him. Until then, that bitch became to his life! Iris! Why her?! Why not me?! I do everything for him but he loves Iris more than me. Killing her to remove her existence isn't the best choice because Zero has detective skills and retires me as a maverick. So, I decided to write death threats to Iris and a love letters to Zero as a blackmailer. Not just death threat letters but also, dead rat, messing her room with fake blood and putting some insects in every food she eats. As for Zero, he ignored my letters. My final letter is the picture. I hope Senpai will notice and love me. I slipped the letter under Zero's door and leave it. I prayed he saw it.
After my mission of hunting the mavericks down to hell, I spotted Zero and Iris are having an argument. Is MY letter a success? To reveal the answer, I hid behind the wall.
"I can't believe that you have a boyfriend after I proposed to you! Why, Iris?! Why?!"
"Well, he's not a girly man like you! He's more handsome than you are!"
"I'll call off the wedding! We're through!" Zero shouted as he left and Iris flipped her hair and walked away.
Nani! That means… MY PLAN SUCCEED! Yey! Victory! I jumped with full of happiness. My dream will be come true. Wait a sec! I need to go to the Abel City Park to meet him. Since my mission is done, I returned to my dorm, changed my clothes and put pretty and simple make up. I went to the Abel City Park quickly as I waited for him. Time and patience are best things that the lady could do.
At 7:00 PM, I still waited for him but he's not coming. Did he ignore my offer or did I forget the time of place? I should-
"Mirakrelle? You're here?"
"Huh?"
OMG! Zero-senpai is here! I can't believe it! He's even more handsome when he spoke to me than spying on him. Nyaaaa! I felt like I'm dying! No! Not today!
"Um… Are you feeling alright? You seem quite all the sudden," Zero scratched the back of his head.
"Ah! No! I'm kinda speechless," I responded normally.
"So, you're the one who sent the letter and picture. So, why you do that?" he asked.
He has a suspicion on me. I'm VERY nervous right now. Telling the truth will make my senpai made. As well as lying is bad. I have no choice but giving the half true. "I was noticing them while I went to the market. I saw them kissing. I know that you might hurt your feelings but I just did."
"I see… You did the right thing to tell me the truth. So, thank you," he smiled.
Nyaaaaaaaaa! I felt joy inside my heart.
"Since you're here. Let's go to the amusement park," Zero-senpai suggested.
"Oh! Okay! I'll do my best to cheer you up!" I smiled cheerfully.
*Flashback End*
Zero's P.O.V.
"Whaaaaaaat?! Why did you do that?!" My daughter is pretty shock.
"Because that's the part of Tyro's plan," I replied. Although, I told Mirakrelle's perspective on Tyro's memory card that I copied.
"So, that was the act. Auntie Tyro's plan is to act that you and mom are fighting and breaking up so that Mirakrelle thinks you two hate each other?"
"Yup," I nodded.
Foxy rubbed her chin with her finger. "Even the date. Is she going to kill her?"
"Nope."
"Then, what is her next plan?"
*Flashback*
Mirakrelle's P.O.V.
Zero-senpai and I were walking to the dark alley after the amusement park. It was wonderful. We rode many extreme rides, ate carnival foods and played games. Too bad that we didn't go to the tunnel of love. He thinks that we're in a couple. Not today, I have to be normal. He likes kind girls but not fangirls. I will confess to him at the right time. I will become his future girlfriend and wife for him. No other girls get into my way.
"Zero-senpai, why are we at the alley?" I questioned.
"This is a private place to give you a 'thank you' kiss," Zero answered.
"A-a-a-a kiss?!"
That was… quick. I really do but what if it's a trap. What am I saying? I have to be alert. But, in the front of Zero? All we know Zero never lie. X, Axl and Tyro knew him. That's why they are very close.
"Let me guess. You don't want to because it's too early for that. I just like you," he said.
Oh my golly wow! My face is red and my heart is beating so fast that I might have a heart attack. This isn't a surreal. My dream turned into a reality.
"I like you too, Zero-senpai. A lot! When I first met you. Well, you don't hang out with any girls. You mostly treat them as comrades," I mumbled.
"Comrades? No, I treated them as friends. Sometimes I don't usually get along," he explained.
"You're still a kind man, Zero-senpai," I smiled.
"Thanks. Now, all you need to do is close your eyes for your 'thank you' kiss," Zero requested.
He's not lying to me. I closed my eyes and waited for his kiss. My lips was pressed by him. So soft… So elastic… So… stinky? When I opened my eyes, I was kissed… BY THE UGLY GORILLA?!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
*Flashback End*
Zero's P.O.V.
"Hahahahahaha! She got pranked. I wish I want to see the react video," Foxy commented while laughing.
"I wish I have. After the prank, she fainted," I continued.
"Huh? Is it a bad thing?" she tilted her head… a little confused.
"No, it was another one of her plan."
"If that's her plan, then who's in a gorilla suit?"
*Flashback*
Before I reply to Foxy, let's go back to the very beginning. The beginning where I noticed Iris felt uncomfortable while Tyro and Colonel tried to comfort her. We're in lounge for private talk. They showed me some death threats as well as I showed the letters from a mysterious messenger.
"This is going too far! We need to find and arrest that person for threating my sister," Colonel yelled angrily.
"Brother, calm down. I know you're mad but we have to relax and figure things out. Besides, the messenger had no clue that we're twins in the picture," Iris said as she pulled out the picture from mysterious messenger.
I was typing my laptop. "She's right. I'm still searching and analysing the letters and deadly threats but it took a while to respond," I mumbled.
"Definitely, the only person I knew is Mirakrella," Tyro replied while licking her ice cream with strawberry and chocolate with chili flavours. I don't mind the flavour but her tummy is really big. Wait…?
"Did you say Mirakrelle?" I raised a brow.
"She's in your unit, isn't she?" Iris asked.
"Yes, she was a rookie since the Eurasia crashed. She's good at combat and can fly with her wings. Also, a good chef," I answered.
"You honestly don't know because you're avoiding the chicks after the Repliforce incident," Tyro said.
"True-Hey! Wait a sec! What are you saying? Is there something about Mirakrelle?"
"The reason why she became a hunter and part of Shinobi unit… She's your fangirl. A yandere one."
"Yandere? You mean, a kind person with lovesick and insane persona?" Colonel questioned.
"Yup! She always stalked Zero at the right place and the right time. Furthermore, she got extremely jealous all the girls who are having crush on him. She wants to kill them, including her friends but she didn't because Zero rejected them and wanted to be friends better. Even cooking some foods for him with extra love like Ana from Shimoneta or Yuno Gasai from Mirai Nikki," Tyro clarified.
I gulped by my nervousness and thoughts about the ingredients that wasn't the piece of the meal. Don't tell me that she puts-
"Don't worry, Zero. Mirakrelle never puts some kinky filling. Papa Bear gave an advice to her that love from the heart is the best ingredient of all."
Phew! Glad that Tyro read my mind.
"Since she's the culprit, we have to report this," Colonel suggested.
"I suggest not," Tyro denied.
"What?! You said that it was her. Why you disagreed?"
"Think about it. A yandere is not a normal person who only thinks is Zero. If we report her, not only lost her job but also her insanity is going to kill all of us. Her main purpose is getting and forcing Zero to be hers. Likewise, she will going to be a maverick… Just like Ayano's mom," Tyro explained.
Yikes! I don't want my life ends up with her. I wish she accepted me and Iris and earn happiness without chaotic evil. Plus, with her yandere persona, it's not gonna be easy.
"I don't want Mirakrella to become a maverick who kills everyone for Zero. Tyro, is there another way without violence?" Iris asked worriedly.
"Without violence? Maybe we can erase her obsession," Tyro smiled.
"How?"
"I'll tell you."
Tyro told us the plan to get Mirakrelle. Our first step is that Iris and I are pretending to arguing about the picture to get her attention. My acting skill sucks for cliché and short script. At least, Mirakrelle didn't care the argument. She only wanted the result of her letter. I can't believe she's happy that her plan worked. Second, meet and date with her. I'm cool for extreme rides, eating and games but I felt nauseous to be with Mirakrelle. Hoping my fiancée isn't jealous of this. At the end, the 'thank you kiss' prank. Which Colonel put the gorilla's head on and kissed Mirakrelle. As the result, she screamed and fainted.
"Wow! I didn't know she has fears of gorillas," Colonel surprised as he took off the gorilla head.
"Me too… Tyro said that it's her weakness because kissing a gorilla or monkey is gross," I said.
"Zero, Colonel, I'm glad we did it!" Iris cheered. She arrived with-
"Axl?! What are you doing here? Did Tyro tell you about this?" I asked with a surprise expression.
"Yup! She supposed to be here but she's not feeling well because of the vomiting. That's why I'm here," Axl replied.
"So, are we going to do with Mirakrelle?"
"Take her to the lab and remove her obsession of Zero."
"That's… a good idea."
"Additionally, replace someone else."
Iris, Colonel and I looked each other with confusion. It wasn't the part of Tyro's plan. There's something awkward about Axl's adding idea. I don't know why but I don't care. Iris and I were cool and no one disturbed us.
"Okay. I'll leave her to you, Axl. Anyway, I have one more question," Colonel requested.
"What is it?"
"Tyro is two months pregnant, right? Her tummy is so big like a baby whale that it supposed to be four to five months."
"My wife and I think that we're going to have quartets. Remember the ice cream, the number one is the ice cream. Two for the strawberry. Three for the chocolate and last is the chili. We checked to the doctor while fake dating with Mirakrelle."
"WHAAAAAAAAA!"
*Flashback End*
"Tyro is going to erase Mirakrelle's obsession on you and replace someone else… It's kinda rude that you didn't ask her permission but it's for the best for Mom and you," Foxy said.
"I know. It's hard for insane people to understand about love life and someone to let go. I'm pretty sure Mirakrelle will be happy with someone else," I smiled.
"Then who is this lucky guy?"
Meanwhile at the beach…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME!"
"WARFLY, MY LOVE! I'LL DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU!"
Warfly swum away into the ocean. While Mirakrella flew into the sky and followed him endlessly. On the other hand, the Red Alert didn't do nothing but doing their relaxing day off. Stonekong and Anteator played shogi. Hyenard cooked hamburgers from the grill. Gungaroo and Crowrang are fishing. Boarski maintained the motorcycles. Last but not the least, Tonion is watching the crazy couple.
"Are we gonna help him?" Stonekong asked.
"Well, every girl hates Warfly for being mean. Just let them be," Anteator answered as he took the next move in shogi.
"Luckily, he has one," Crowrang complimented.
"Plus, she's pretty cute but violence when an enemy hurts him," Gungaroo added.
"Oh! I love to watch them go. Yeah! ~" Tonion cheered.
"Everyone! Burgers are ready!" Hyenard called them for lunch time.
"DOES ANYONE HELP ME?!" Warfly screamed.
"Let your new wife cooks for you!" Boarski shouted back as he chuckled.
"Oh! Warfly, I'll cook everything that your heart desires! Let me cook some grilled fish or shrimps!" Mirakrelle yelled cheerfully with absolute love.
"I'M A FUCKING VEGETARIAN!"